Michael Barrymore is a bum-raping unfunny shit-stabbing killing bum-hole riding pervert Stuart Lubbock murdering gay-pool-party shithead cunt wanker tosser queer of the highest order.

It should be part of national service to drive a tank over his legs until his skull-pops open like a bag of peanuts. Then mince his body and feed it to his mother whilst kicking her cunt to a gory bloody mess for giving birth to such a closet bender shithead cunt.

Ahh I feel better now.