Jules Hudson, presenter of Escape to the Cuntry and Cuntryside is a proper smary fucking Cunt.
With his fake smile and shiny red nose he could really do with a good twatting, fuck knows how the sad mongs on his shows dont lamp the bastard.
What a Cunt.
Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD
Thank fuck I don’t watch telly and so don’t have to put up with this cunt too.
I sacrificed my entire childhood to the BBCs fucking telly schedule, what a waste.
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YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A MAN!!!!
WOMEN FIND HIM CHARMING AND ATTRACTIVE
JULES IS JUST DOING AN EXCELLENT JOB
MAYBE YOU COULD TAKE A TIP OR TWO FROM HIM
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Jules Hudson looks like a fucking ventriloquist dummy – shiny face, no lips, one eyebrow that can be raised so high it’s almost off his fucking head. What a prize cunt.
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Jules Hudson Guffawing toff twat, face like a smacked arse grade one cunt,what pillock at the bbc gives him work at our expense.
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well at least he doesnt use profanity on the tv. The language from all you on here is absolutely not needed at all! Your obviously all under educated to come about with disgusting language like you have shown on here!
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We all find it therapeutic to vent our spleen on here – by the way, I’d offer you a lesson on the use of apostrophes but this site has been known to struggle with the pesky varmints!
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From Hurling Dervish.
In all fairness ‘Anon’ this place is well signposted as it is with the direct use of a slang derivative for female genitalia.
I would suggest that if you don’t want to read such language, please extricate your bony proboscis away from these pages and go forth and multiply you stupid old sac like structure suspended from beneath the base of a male pelvis that holds the testicles.
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Yeah, fuck off cock face
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Crikey what on earth has this chap done to offend ? A very pleasant presenter I would say .
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I’m watching Jules as I type and googled this smarmy patronising inbred thickshit as I thought there had to be others who despised him too.
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People on this site who speak prophanities about this man, have very sad lives,i should feel sorry for them but i never will.Jealousy can be very damaging.
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he’s a lovely man bit posh but thats not his fault just like you can’t help being chavy cunts… makes the world go round don’t it!
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he’s a lovely man bit posh but thats not his fault just like you can’t help being chavy cunts… makes the world go round don’t it!
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From Hurling Dervish.
Why don’t you fuck of you patronising old cunt?
And stop making multiple posts about the same thing you dickhead!
You are about as subtle as napalm.
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A loathesome red faced creature. Listen to his stupid forced laughter,look at his oily smirk, his pink shirts, listen to his inane wittering patronising patter and every sentence rounded off with his donkey braying ugh! ugh!
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I reckon that the kiss arse Anonymous is either Jules Cunty Hudson or his mother. Either way go fuck yourself Cuntface.
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It is disappointing (but not surprising) to see that some of you can only express yourselves with swearing, vulgarity and violence. Not clever, not funny, not impressive. As for setting up a website this to allow people to ‘vent their spleen’, that seems rather a pathetic thing to do, too. The simple fact is that this man does his job well enough, and even if his looks aren’t to your liking, he’s certainly not ‘ugly’. He always strikes me as trying to be engaging and interested in what he does. I’d be fascinated to see how ‘beautiful’ all the ‘rude’ posters are; they’d need to be movie-star beautiful to make up for their potty mouths and twisted nasty natures!
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Anonymous. You are a true cunt. I dont even know who this cunt Hudson is but if he has been cunted he is indeed a cunt. As are you.
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Anonymous you must be the cunt Hudson himself, you fucking sad cretinous bastard. Away and Fuck Mr Posh Cunt.
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about time half of the above comments were binned – heaven help Ollie!
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you urbane twunts could do well to escape to the country
yerselves
– of course getting away from you lot really is like
escaping from the Cunty and indeed all things
cuntlike
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I could not agree more. What irritates me is the fake laugh he does on his tv programmes.
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not fake
he really is a nice man and doesnt deserve to be here
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Why dont you fuck off and read about this nice man in Hello or Celebrity Arselicking or whatever your usual reading matter is. Cunt.
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this site shouls be banned
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Lot of people here in need of a mouth wash,low life bas****s.
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Felicity Rosebud Codpiece [Miss]. Julian [likes to be called jules] is a cunt, absolute cunt, His constant excruciating offensive false laugh makes me dry.He really is a cunt,and deserves to be cunted.
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what a load of bollocks
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curious what “cunted” implies ? Someone like to explain?
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There is no need to use this language! I’m not a prude but this language used against jules is disgusting. These comments should not be allowed. What’s the matter with these people . Get a life!!
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Anon, If you don’t like this site simply fuck off and Die you sad sad cunt. I reckon you are indeed the fucking tool Cunty Hudson himself; that being the case away and shite you irritating bastard.
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never seen the guy’s programme myself. but he does seem to answer to your description aptly. is that why he is the answer to today’s name game in the Sun? ps can i nominate radio 5’s colin t***face murray as he also is a talentless, reconstructed tosser who mangles hos vowels before regurtitating them and appears not to be able to ask a question without answering it himself. even his co presenters on MOD2 give the impression they think he’s an annoying little t*t, but are too polite to say so. but i’m not. get your head from out of your own a**e, learn to speak in English, and f*** of back to the kids on radio 1 until you’ve learned what broadcasting is really all about-communicating!!
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Only incredibly thick,small minded bigotted idiots like you use such foul language in public.You should be banned from having any internet access at all.
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I just google Jules Hudson twat and got here. Fantastic. He’s a cunt.
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you might think jules is a cunt , but id love this cunt to fuck me!!
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just seen jules cuntboy on an episode of escape to the country and he has pissed me off enough to type into google his name followed by wanker. he is giving all weird eye contact to the wife only, like intimate in front of her husband n its freakin me out lol, the couple are looking at each other like wtf who is this guy n he weirdd. i wud back hand hiss ass cheeks n put him in his place the silly cunt
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I groan when he’s presenting Escape To The Country. The more I see of ‘Hang-a-left’ Hudson, the more irritating he becomes. He’s desperate to come across to the viewers as ‘Mr Joviality’. He wants you to ignore the participating couple and the properties on view, and concentrate on what’s important – him. He tries to sound clever by using American phrases, and only succeeds in making himself sound silly. Any English person who says “off-of” is a pretentious prick. Then there’s his constant badgering, asking for marks out of ten as soon as they step inside the house, and his annoying “Yeah?” “Yeah?”
Memo to BBC: Either make him watch Alistair Appleton to see how its done or get rid.
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Spot on – I thought I was the only person who had noticed this cunt’s constant use of “Yeah..? Yeah…?” when showing the couples round a property.
Incidentally, either Jules Hudson himself is posting above as “Anonymous” and using multiple proxies to upvote his own comments or there is a Jules Hudson Fan Club (undoubtedly full of cunts) who are the ten or so pro-Jules upvoters.
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The cunt looks like Buzz Lightyear.
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Todays Sky tv guide says:
196 Home 9pm Escape To The Country
Devon: Jules Hudson presents the rural relocation series. This time, SHE’S in south Devon helping a couple from London explore the possibilities of country living.
Do the people at Sky know something we don’t ?
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Today’s Sky tv guide –
196 Home 3.00pm Escape to the Country
“Jules Hudson is in Powys with a couple from Basingstoke eager to escape suburban life. HER task is to find a place which meets their high expectations, on a budget of £400,000.”
I think that makes it official. The cunt’s an old queen.
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I quit like Jules Hudson, wouldn’t mind sucking his cock
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Would you hold his hand and gaze admiringly at him as he tried to impress you by reciting Americanisms?
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