Chris Packham

Chris Packham is a smug bastard with a irritating lisp who thinks he knows it all, shame he does not know he is a right Cunt.

The Fucker even had the audacity to get Bill Oddie the boot thus renaming the show Cuntwatch. How about sorting out your flouncy fucking hair cut you sad cunting Tosser.

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

22 thoughts on “Chris Packham

  1. To be fair Bill Oddie was always an unfunny cunt too, and those others in the so-called Goodies (note to …isacunt Admin, not a Cunting, just an observation).

  2. I prefer Packham to Oddie! Bill the Twitcher looked liked a Scottish tramp who’d stumbled onto the set looking for 50p towards his next can of Tennants purple!

  3. Thing is Razor; Oddie looked like a Twitcher, a scruffy bastard doddering about in a half pissed fashion. Packham looks like the typical new style sanitised TV presenter, in short a Cunt.

  4. Packham`s OK. Anyone who can get as many Smiths titles in a programme about bird watching is fine with me!!

    • well said mr. or mrs anonymous -chris packham is a nice guy he is autistic and honest and he has a lisp and I have always liked him.
      bill oddie is also great-both are a little annoying I guess for the non twitching types -but I think they are both great.
      I will take the cunting for packham -he can owe me one .

  5. Oddie has a cock defect hence the name. Packham has a speech defect through sucking too much budgie cock. Now the cunt has had his hair dyed to match his pubes. Twitching bird anorak degenerate fucker. What’s not to hate?

  6. Oddie & packam could be fucking in the bushes or spying on some people with binoculars whilst hiding in the bushes whilst have a wank all whilst pretending to watch wild life far as I’m concern they both aware cunts total waste of my tv licence if Jeremy Jules on her I would live to let rip on him what a cunt

  7. Response to original poster:

    1. He doesn’t have “a irritating lisp”, he has “AN irritating lisp”. But get this, he doesn’t have a lisp of any kind at all.

    2. He has, what is known as: a “rhotacistic speech impediment”, or, more simply, a ” rhotacism”. Hope this clears things up. Still can’t stand the twat, mind.

  8. Not really sure why u all calling him a cunt…. what has he done or said that makes him a “cunt”. He seems like a genuinely nice guy to me who is obviously dedicated and passionate about what he does and tbh would rather see him on spring/autumn watch than bill oddie (who I find very uninteresting and NOT easy on the eye) I must say!

    • Chris fucking lispy pack of ham. I love wildlife but whenever this arsewipe comes on I want to shoot all the fuckers just to piss this cunt off. How the fuck they get on TVs is beyond me but it is the bbc.

    • I’m afraid you’ve come off as a bit of a cunt loving Cunt!
      Packham is a royal Rude cunt!!

  9. bbc: thousands of pounds spent on finding out what rabbits do underground??? isn’t it fucking obvious, even to a twat like ‘look at all my eighties t-shirts’ packham!!

  10. I don’t know this cunt but he looks a smug cunt and apparently he’s got a speech impediment. I’d like to bash his face repeatedly into a tree until blood squits out his ears. Then I would burn his bollocks. That’ll teach him for having a rhotacistic speech problem. Cunt.

  11. Its says it all when he went on room 101 and put the whole of mankind into 101 cause he thinks the world would be better off without us. I wish I could have sent him into room 101 the annoying smug gobshite !

  12. Cocky twat is on my telly right now!!
    Doing something with cats & dogs…I hope 1 of them bites his bolox off and shits in his windpipe

  13. he may be passionate but the man knows fuck all he seems to make it up on the spot there are so many incorrect facts on that program it makes the mind boggle, he was once asked to identify the native deer species calls by Simon king and got every single one wrong even a 10 year old would have fluked one for christs sake! he tried to say that colostrum had gut bacteria in it to help the calf what a fucking moron its antibodies from the mother that kick starts the off springs immune system you fucking dim witted floppy haired, jobby jousting, cunt. thats just to name 2 of the MANY stupid things he has done or said he should be sacked for ill informing the general public as to the British country side no wonder there is such a gaping divide between city dwellers and the country side. rant over……

  14. Cannot believe this aggravating smug turdrag has only been cunted once. Him and his sillybollocks mates all chirruping about birdiewordies in their nesty westies, overbearing superior cunt.
    Now the cunt wants to ban grouse shooting because a few predators are being shot, accidents happen, my airburst mortar is not all that accurate.
    I just want someone like Mr Gumby to go up to the cunt live on set and wrap a shovel round his lisping gob.

Comments are closed.