24 thoughts on “Jools Holland”

  1. David Cameron is sleazy, public school, silver shovel up his bleached, waxed, and totally perfect ass, kind of complete cunt.

    HOWEVER he is the kind of British Cunt who tells the Fourth Reich to shove their bullshit Euro right back up their Franco-Germanic collective arse.

    That is quality Cuntitude.

  2. I fucking hate Jools Holland,all his fucking shows are shite and he just asks for a proper fucking chinning. That’s a good cunting in my Papyrus scrolls.

  4. Does anyone else think that this Cunt looks a good bit like that smug cunt who used to do the Ronseal Adverts?
    Another twat whose faced asked for a good howking with a large bit of 2 by 4.

  6. Each to their own banned but I reckon Jools is a first degree Cunt and a wanktard. I would happily give him a good twatting.

  7. Nick Clegg is a stupid, immature cowardly cunt for going AWOL in the House of Commons after Camermong temporarily found a bit of spine and told the EU to fuck off.

    I would go further; he is such a cunt that, when he dies, the post mortem will reveal that instead of bollocks he has two IOUs from the EfuckingU. The whey-faced, untrustworthy, unintelligible, economically illiterate, ring-piece of a Cunt.

    • Cicero would view him as a prize tosser cunt – whose only faith would be Decimation. The Romans would have crucified him along with that other Cunt Elton Cunt John. They would have set an example of how these 2 Cunts were nothing more than a pile of shite unfit for human consumption. At least the Cunting Queer can sing in tune, but that other pathetic cunt needs his fucking throat slit.

  9. Boots the cunting ‘here come the girls’ chemist are a bunch of sexist, patronising, utterly fucking bastardly cunts. For fuck’s sake get a new pissing tune, oh and that pair of bints pretending to have colds but still soldiering on with work, shopping etc. while the man is at home with a cold (oh, bless…), well I could just whack them in the face with a bat. And no, I haven’t got an advantage card, I’ve wedged it up the nick of my arse. Cunts.

  10. The English – What a bunch of dim witted two dimensional loud mouthed dullards,especially southerners. What are they for? And why cant they just go back to Germany where they came from?

  13. From HurlingDervish

    It seems that Bob Crowe has slipped through the Cunt net, so he’ll be getting a nomination from me…
    Where to start really, this fucking flapping rectum is a right ‘champagne socialist’ and no mistake. I don’t know which is worse, the fucking idiot cunt unions who pay for his lovely cosy and lavish £120.000 a year, plus expenses lifestyle, eating in the finest restruants and expanding his fucking huge blubbery gut even further.
    I honestly wish he’d fucking fall under one of his fucking trains the fat fucking cunt. Or choke to death on one of Heston Blumenthal’s pork pies.
    Crowe must have been to a different school than the rest of us, and I have a feeling it must have been that celebrated establishment, the school of totally enormous fat cunt parasites (which is probably where Eric Pickles went as well…)
    What a bloated cokernee cunt. CUNT!

  14. Reading that link about the children being banned from making the Diamond sign it strikes me that some sick paedo cunt must have been watching the kids doing this and thinking that looks like a cunt , must have this banned. What kind of sick perverted fucker thinks like this. The cunt should be locked up FFS its only twinkle twinkle the kids are singing and this evil twisted knobjockey has got images of female genetalia in their warped heads. Surley we have a winner for cunt of the years in tnis sad sick and perverted individual !

  16. He has a fairly annoying voice but I gotta be honest, he plays a fantastic range of great artists on his show and he’s not half bad at the piano either

    • He’s a useless penguin of a cunt.. He swings like a fucking lead brick & has as much charisma as Hitler.. He needs to be fucking Hung Drawn & Quartered by’ The Institute Of Strict But Totally Unfair’
      who hunt down cunts like him..

  17. From HurlingDervish

    Hmmmm, he’s a gnome faced cunt alright with a wankers voice, but he played a mean piano on The The’s ‘This Is The Day’ a proper tune, recently fucking murdered by the Manic Street Preachers (why??)

  18. Manic street preachers!!! Utter utter cunts! I’d rather pour bleach into my knife opened scrotum than listen to those boring Fuckers!! Surely they have to be the most cunty band ever!!

  19. And the fakery that is his annual Hootenanny is shite… All those cunts being merry and counting down the clock to midnight for New Year. When it is actually filmed in late November in the afternoon… Holland spends his time on the Christmas show licking BBC celebrity arse (the usual suspects: French & Saunders, Vic Reeves, that Phil Jupitus cunt, Keith Allen and other twats)… The acts on it are also crap. Some 60s relic who should have gone to the knackers yard years ago, Beverley Knight or Ruby Turner (or both), A ‘collective’ of ‘musos’ for Holland’s Boogie Woogie band ( usually ex-Squeeze members and other dull tossers), KT Fucking Tunstall, Sam Brown, and all the other usual bollocks…

    And if I see the Holland cunt on that Aldi advert once more, I will shoot the telly…

  20. Must admit being a piano player myself I regard Jools Holland as a really good pianist but he’s still a cunt though. As for Hootenanny, what a pile of shite and to find out its not even live makes it double shite.

  21. Holland is a good piano player. But he is like Elton John: plenty of ability, but has done nothing but shite in recent years…

    And he always has that Rowland Rivron cunt on his Hootenanny show…

    • And he never will.. ‘cos he’s a slimy gutter sniping cunt – a worthless piano thumper who is in
      desperate need of a good kicking by The Royal Blues & Social Club Of Better Cunts Than Him.

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