Boots the cunting ‘here come the girls‘ chemist are a bunch of sexist, patronising, utterly fucking bastardly cunts.

For fuck’s sake get a new pissing tune, oh and that pair of bints pretending to have colds but still soldiering on with work, shopping etc. while the man is at home with a cold (oh, bless…), well I could just whack them in the face with a bat. And no, I haven’t got an advantage card, I’ve wedged it up the nick of my arse.

Cunts.