24 thoughts on “Vanessa Feltz”

1. Time is a terrible thing; I too used to think of V Feltz as a “dirty minge stank. Hope she catches cancer, vile patronising cunt” © Weeping Jesus.

   But after years in the wilderness cunting and failing to catch cancer she is returning to our beloved radio waves as a refined and genteel lady of wit and charm, determined it seems to “Stop Being A Cunt”.

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2. Jesus Christ, those tits could smother you if you got too close – they’re fucking enormous!

   Maybe we should start calling her Norma Stitz!

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3. She should be taken to the parlour for a milking.

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4. That is what’s known as a pig in knickers!

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5. I bet she looks like 2 pigs mating when she “Gears off”, eeeeuuuugggghhhhh, FAT CUNT !!!!

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6. From Hurling Dervish.
   I feel immensely sorry for whatever poor cunting bastard car she has to use, the fucking thing didn’t expect to be transporting fat fucking coach parties the size of that massive gargantuan cunt flap. While I’m here, can someone tell her to shut her fat cunt of a fizog for at least twelve seconds and give the whole world a much needed break, bullying, opinionated, ADHD riddled, McDonalds quarter pounder stuffing fat princess of a cunt.

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7. Fat ugly nigger lover

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8. Cunt’s turned into a coal-burner in recent years. No white man will look at the ugly fucker.

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9. From HurlingDervish

   She is the human equivalent of an oversized and immense ‘chiminea’ I reckon.
   Stoke that fucking titanic boiler……

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10. bet she gives a good titwank

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11. oh my god, is that an arse?

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12. YOU ARE ALL CUNTS!!! SHES GREAT!! YOUR JUST SO SAD THAT ALL YOU CAN DO IS BASH PEOPLE!!!
    YOUR ALL VERY SAD AND I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU
    ALL OF YOU ARE THE LOAD YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED.
    I FUCKING HATE ALL OF THIS BLOG AND I THINK YOU SHOULD ALL BE ON HERE AS CUNTS,

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    • if you hate this blog fuck off you motherfucking cunt of cunts, note that you’re anon like a big proper cunt too fucking lazy to think of a cunting name you wazzock, go on go have a fiddle with yourself over her (that way it applies if you a bloke or girl) then do us all a favour a and open up your wrists then there’ll be one less cunt! you cunt.

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    • Lol….. Well said! Fuck off anonymous Vanessa loving spastic hope you dead cunt!!

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13. I quite like her radio show. But she is a Wog Socket, so therefore a cunt.

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14. would love to fuck the fat cunts cunt , and then give the cunts big fat arse hole a good licking and buggering..

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15. Now this is one fat fucking cunt….with a big gaping cock hungry insatable cunt hole…

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16. Would love to get my head between the fat cunts enormous thighs…

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17. Bet the fat cunt wanks her slobbering cunt senseless after the big black cock is finished with the fucker.

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18. Fat fucking Feltz…what a fat cunt, this is, the cunts cunt needs serious abuse from rough end of a revolving pineapple…..and some more the cunts cunt would love it .

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19. The Feltzian diet.

    Breakfast: two large cream buns filled with double whipped cream. Large bowel of strawberries with double cream lots of sugar. Big throthy mug of ultra sweet coffee latte. Sugar candy dip on the side.
    [make it five cream buns etc if feeling peckish].

    10am snack – large box of chocs – soft centres etc

    11am snack – five Cabury’s Creame eggs

    12pm pre-lunch large snack – five full round cheese and cress sandwiches and full cream coffee drink.

    Lunch: double portion of chips, three hamburgers with extra fat. Large steamed jam rolly-polly with double cream and extra sugar on top. Big jug of extra sweet tea with twelve sweet biscuits on the side.

    Tea: rice pudding [large portion] with cream and toffee fudge topping with extra honey and maple syrup.

    Dinner: full five course swill fest followed by biscuits and lots of cream cheese.

    Super: all the leftovers etc

    Bed time snack: cream scones with strawberry jam, tea.

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    • Have you tried the 5:2 diet? Five courses plus two puddings…

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20. what punishment having to fuck that ,feel sorry for the niggers ,well almost

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21. That woman makes me feel insidiously ill, God what a smelly fat cunt! ditch pig of ditch pigs! the dirty fucking scunter!

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