Tamer Hassan is a comedy pseudo cockney warbler of a ‘do anything for a paycheck’ while the bubble is still incomprehensibly going on and further putting the British Film Industry into the mire with every miserable excuse for a ‘cockernee gangstar film innit yooo cunts’ where would I be without Danny Dire holding my pecker up, yeah probably shaving the scrags of doner off the elephant leg in your local New Cross Kebabish Emporium at 3.00 a.m. for fucking fuck’s what is the world coming to, extraordinary lucky man-brick of a cunt.