I nominate Michael Cole, Mohamed Al Fayed’s spokesman.
Fuck it, I nominate Al Fayed as well. Pair of nonce cunts.
Harrods used to be a nice place to shop, now it’s just full
of cheap celebs who’ve been on Big Brother or
X Factor or Trisha or Jeremy Kyle.
And now Al Fayed goes and sells it to another bunch of Arabs.
I’d cunt them as well if I knew how to spell their names.