Dead Pool

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Sometimes, one of our Cunts heads off to a place of hellfire, damnation and eternal Celine Dion records.

Gone but they can’t be forgotten. So we are starting Dead Pool, and the rules are simple.

1. From existing and future Cunts, nominate who you think is next on the way out. One Cunt each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first. Then the slate is wiped clean and everyone picks another one, so steal someone else’s better idea if you get there fast enough.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man is a cunt and will be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion post and instant kudos, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.


72 thoughts on “Dead Pool”

  1. Tony McNulty for making jokes about a benefits cheat, Mr Riley, who kept claiming even though he wasn’t actually living in the house he said, having removed himself to Thailand. At the time McNulty was claiming for his parents’ house in Harrow, on the pretext that he sometimes stopped over there, but really he didn’t.

    I nominate McNulty for and ISAC as he failed to see these situations are analagous and kept insisting it was all within the rules.

  2. I nominate any leftie from the Grauniad. They all have a death wish, and any one of them could suddenly kill themselves through terminal self-loathing.

  3. St Paul said…

    “Grinning Denis MacShane Please!
    The face of the EUSSR. The lamp-post outside my house will be dedicated to this slimy weasel’s demise.”

    excellent choice, sir. How about a double feature with that other specimen of God’s Chosen Evil Condescending Cuntishness, David Aaronovitch? Double your money, double your cuntliciousness, twice the cunting dimensions of a single-order cunt. Cunt squared QED.

  8. Jeremy Kyle, that overrated “ooh I look good in camera” cunt, who trounces on anyone he feels is lower than him. If I was earning £1million a year as a fucking self-righteous gobshite, I’d be careful who I pissed off, stick a ferret up your arse and sit in a cage you short arse, hypocritical cunt.

  10. All the rich twats on that virgin spaceflight maiden voyage!
    May it be his titanic the wanker?
    and i hope the fucking affluent thing burns on re-entry?
    Now that´ll put me on the leader board in one LOL
    any british survivors get a tv series called the thirty-bob bionic twat

  12. That american cunt wossis name presley o Barmy or summat, the nigerian cunt y’know !!!
    The one whose related to that famous towel head wossisname obamma bin lahdedah!!

  13. I’d like to back that jug earred cunt, Bollock Obama. I can’t imagine our friends across the Atlantic will let him see out the rest of the year without at least one redneck, banjo playing, militia type taking a shot at him.

    Failing that, I’ll nominate Tameside Council for about 30 years worth of cuntery. The latest bit being the introduction of a £1,000 fine for walking your dog with a lead longer the 6 feet 6 inches. May they all drown in a huge vat of dog piss. The leftwing cunts.

  14. Zsa zsa gabor for the leader board and an hip replacement?
    First one up for the first one down gets league tabled?
    After all you´ve got an 85 year old man in yer pic ?
    BRICKBAT

  16. I have it on very good authority that Renowned Not-So-Fat-Now, Foppish Piss Dribbling Wildely Oscillating Overgrown Knock Kneed Etonian Looks Like Shit Since He Lost All That Weight Cunt, who never left the Masters office after the very first caning and has been hankering after a Quentin Crisp-esque type of vainglorious legendary status ever since, because he’s such an anal cunt,Stephen Fry, will be the next leaf to gently and quite deliberately float from the tree of cuntiness and flutter towards the ground in a stereotypically melodramatic over-gesticulated and effeminate manner, and if he doesn’t then he’s an even bigger Limp Dicked pussy than he even deserves credit for, the Big Pansified Cunt.

  19. Gadaffi, note how he has got rid of the military uniform and gone all ‘Arab’, what a plastic faced genocidal muslim cunt!

  23. This time I used the search box and found that Anjem Choudary whose cuntitude
    knows no bounds was not listed.
    ANJEM CHOUDARY prize Islamic cunt way above even that cunt George Galloway

  24. I’m not even going to fucking say anything.

    But it’s a good nomination though. We’ll do him again.

    Put nominations for new cunts in the comments of the latest post though…this thread is for the Dead Pool competition. Ta!

  25. This is a repeat(need a new computer)
    I nominate Alex Jones(American batshit crazy polemecist)as well as that cunt of cunts DAVID ICKE
    one of Jones’ friends and colleagues.
    Icke’s career as a professional cunt has blossomed
    in the USA; probably because there are more mad conspiracy theorists there,than here;who are willing to entertain the mad.
    He’s even acquired an American accent.(a pathognomic
    feature of a true cunt)

  26. Checked out that piece of shit Ken Livingstone and did not find him!
    Now this turd has worked very hard to endorse his reputation as a universal cunt.
    I therefore nominate him for his effort.

  29. Until I came across this site I hadn’t realised how many people out there are complete cunts.

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