Dead Pool

Sometimes, one of our Cunts heads off to a place of hellfire, damnation and eternal Celine Dion records.

Gone but they can’t be forgotten. So we are starting Dead Pool, and the rules are simple.

1. From existing and future Cunts, nominate who you think is next on the way out. One Cunt each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first. Then the slate is wiped clean and everyone picks another one, so steal someone else’s better idea if you get there fast enough.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man is a cunt and will be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion post and instant kudos, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.


72 thoughts on “Dead Pool

  1. I’m going for the evil, pant pissing, paraphilia indulging, snot goblin, Brown himself. His death before the end of the year will be clouded in mystery. Was it really through overwork, or did someone get to him. Is there anything to the stories about him being found in a nappy?

  2. Brew Wales picked my 1st choice the aged old fossil Flynn, will be picking Pete Dockerty.

    The amount of drugs that fuck takes its just a matter of time till he injects one needle to many.

  3. I can’t cunting believe that you don’t have the biggest cunt on the planet – Robert “The Cunt” Kilroy Silk. What the cunt?

  4. How about Cuntcillor Terry ‘the fat useless cunt’ Kelly.

    He looks ready to cark it at any time, or is that just wishful thinking?

    I also would like to nominate Bruce Forsyth. Too many cunts saying he is fit as a fiddle and looks great, so he is bound to be ready to pop his fucking clogs.

    I’m not really that fussy though, any cunt that is a Labour supporter or member will do.

  5. PLEASE be martin smith (run over by a copper whilst protesting against free speech…OR falling on a claw hammer he’s got hidden up his coat).
    HOPEFULLY peter hain,
    the theiving election fund bank robbing cunt.
    PROBOBLY bruce forsythe,
    whilst not a cunt…its inevitable.
    (brucys been my xmas celeb death bet for the last 5 years)
    DEFINATELY geet wilders though i dont think he’s a cunt,but will be killed by 100% labour party backed cunts).

  6. Grinning Denis MacShane Please!
    The face of the EUSSR. The lamp-post outside my house will be dedicated to this slimy weasel’s demise.

  7. SIR ANDREW (PROSTRATE CANCER ESCAPING)LLOYD WANKER!
    AND THE SHITBAG IS GOING TO TRY AND PUT THAT PHANTOM SHIT BOLLOCKS ON US AGAIN TO SKIN ANOTHER COUPLE OF BOB FROM US!

  8. I´m a cheating cunt but the wife from patrick swayze?
    LESLIE ANNE DOWN
    crap actress anyway

  9. WINNIE MANDELLA DIES FOM GRIEF AFTER HER MAN HAS PASSED ON !
    AND NAMES THE GRAND KID
    STOMPIE MOEKETSI

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