Sometimes, one of our Cunts heads off to a place of hellfire, damnation and eternal Celine Dion records.
Gone but they can’t be forgotten. So we are starting Dead Pool, and the rules are simple.
1. From existing and future Cunts, nominate who you think is next on the way out. One Cunt each. Leave names in the Comments.
2. You win if your Cunt dies first. Then the slate is wiped clean and everyone picks another one, so steal someone else’s better idea if you get there fast enough.
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man is a cunt and will be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion post and instant kudos, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
I think that poxy author and shit singer John Robb deserves to be on the cunt list self obsessed twat,only he can write a tribute to Polystyrene and manage to include tow videos of himself! shameless cunt!
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Micheal McIntyre is a posh, blusher wearing, floppy haired, dildo riding cunt. Only cunts find his cunty jokes funny. Cunt!
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Vaginas are cunts
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Er didn’t the anonycunt who went for Dennis Hopper get this? Or does it not count as he didn’t follow Rule 1 of the Rules of Cunt Apportionments? Anyway I nominate Colonel Gaddafi, up next with an RPG up his orange dress, silly cunt (yes again some other cunt named him first but they can’t claim it as Anonymous, and I’ve drunk a fuck load of alcopiss to claim my title thanks)
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Rule 1 is Rule 1.
It’s rare that we allow people to fuck with it.
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Yeah King Binge, rule 1 is rule 1, you rule breaker. D’ya get me though (sucking teeth). P.S never mention Fight Club!
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The Queen, that treacherous cunt.
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Nick Grimshaw is a smug mug of a cunt. Sytle the nation?, what so we can all look like faggy cunts like you, fuck off. Cuntish hairstyle, cuntish clothes, cuntish accent and the opinions of an utter cunt. Go suck the barrel of a gun you cunt. BANG! and the cunt is gone!
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Wedgie Benn looks like one,
Harriet Harmon’s got one
Ed Milliband is one
All surpassed by Michael the biggest one of
All Time!
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Craig David is a cunt who should have been a miscaridge. In fact he looks like a miscaridge. He wears shit hats and doesn’t know what day it is. His beard as almost as shit as his songs. I hope he gets cancer. CUNT (recomended by TEZ)
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Michael Douglas – the cunt will probably die on the job after an overdose to get it up!
of maybe Gaddafi if the cunts at NATO ever get their finger out!
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Unless any of those silly cunts who can’t post in the correct box have come to a premature demise I see a winner
.243 Win said…
Amy Winehouse. Got to be up there as a contender next time she falls off the wagon.
13 March 2010 11:55
Well predicted sir, I hope you had a few quid on it at the bookies too and blew your winnings on vodka and cocaine. It’s what she would have wanted.
Bit of a poor fucking show all round if you ask me, over a year before we had a winner.
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