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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Wayne Pegg.
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/derby-dealer-caught-drugs-houseboat-113215628.html
a 24 year old father of two was stopped driving his Mercedes
A search of the car, and a subsequent search of a houseboat uncovered quantities of class A drugs and mobile phones that provided evidence of intent to supply.
He’s been handed a custodial sentence, which is about a fifth of what he should have got, in my opinion.
Ok, it’s an all too familiar story. After all, unemployed 24 year olds usually drive Mercs, don’t they? So what’s roused my ire?
Well, the fucking headline. Am I supposed to feel sorry for the drug dealing cunt? Who, incidentally, had “no other related offenses”, so known to the police, then?
All together now.
🎵I saw Daddy behind steel bars…🎵
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Russia and the war in Ukraine
These comments are consistently removed by BBC Have Your Say. What do Russia want from Ukraine? It’s costing them billions for no reason. We can speculate that they want their minerals and grain but they let Ukraine secede because it was costing them too much to run. Now they want it back. Russia is a vast and wealthy country, why do they want Ukraine back? Putin is the twilight of his years. The twat.
To comprehensively win this war Ukraine should make every effort to kill Putin and his friends. In war, why is it offensive to say kill generals and propagandists. Better that than these cowards killing civilians. Start with Margarita Simonyan, Vladimir Solovyov and Vladislav Surkov. Leave Putin the last man standing. This cunt has used chemical weapons on British soil in Salisbury. He can’t be trusted. The best chance they had for peace was when Yevgeny Prigozhin marched on Moscow but we all know what happened to him. I read that private jets were flying out of Russia in the days when that was happening.
They should sink oligarch’s yachts moored overseas. Putin would last a week and he’d be “replaced” but we probably want pro-western leadership in Russia.
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Slovakian imports,
Now I have been to Slovakia, and these look like slovak Gypsies to me.
it will need writing up, I cant manage more than a paraghraph right now, I am drugged to fuck, and have an aditional chest infection that is drowning me in snot.
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news/girl-12-gang-raped-three-36426506?int_source=nba
fucking kidnaping a 12 year old and gang raping her
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The scûm at the BBC and the Islamist massacre at Bondi Beach.
Dear Aunty Beeb has outdone herself once more with yet another arse backwards “take” or opinion piece on the Islamic state attack.
This time it’s a lengthy discussion about the knotty problem of gun control and whether less guns is a good idea or not.
It’s my opinion that there is a raghead problem that needs strict control then removal,leave the guns where they are.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqxql12317qo
Fuck them.
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Jake Paul is a cunt.
Was he brave taking on Joshua or just a fucking idiot risking his life, I think the latter.
I watched the ‘fight’ on Netflix, Joshua spent most of the time chasing Paul around the ring, on the occasions he got close Paul grabbed on (usually around Joshua’s knees)
Finally Joshua landed a couple of good shots and that was it, in the sixth!
Paul must have thought he was a contender after his match with a 58 year old Tyson, but he must have known a 25 year old Tyson would have had him on the deck seconds after the first bell.
Lucky to have got away with a broken jaw, the daft cunt.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/boxing/article-15399587/Anthony-Joshua-vs-Jake-Paul-December-2025-LIVE-Result.html
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Lenny Henry
https://www.warwickartscentre.co.uk/whats-on/qHY-an-evening-with-lenny-henry/
Well gwapple me gwapenuts, it’s everyone’s favourite race grifter. Sir Lenward is returning to Stand Up in 1 hour 50 minutes of side-splitting hilarity.. A ‘comedian’ who built his career on the basis of one funny joke he told on a kids TV programme in 1978, and now Professor of Racial Grievance Studies at Dudley College of Bricklaying.
Self-hating, bourgeois, lefty simpletons suffering post-colonial guilt will be queuing up to be white shamed. Featuring Lenward’s brilliant impersonations of David Bellamy, Frank Spencer and Trevor McDonald, and not forgetting his hilarious joke about us owing 17 billion in reparations. Omg, the people in the audience will be suffering paroxysms of mirth. Yes, both of them.
On the other hand, perhaps everyone could just save up to £49.50 and give the chippy racist cunt a miss.
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Admin
Sorry, I made a mistake in the second paragraph.
Please change ’17 billion in reparations’ to ’18 trillion in reparations’.
Thanks.
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For want of a better title, I declare Unreliable British History a complete cunt.
As evidenced by the story of Britain’s first black woman who, surprise, surprise, turns out not to have been black at all.
‘The Beachy Head Lady’, discovered in a basement in 2012, had undergone ‘scientific’ analysis shortly after, and in a desperate attempt at clutching at straws, it was decided she was of African descent.
Cue woke historians claiming that Roman Britain was like an episode of Desmond’s and David Olusoga including her in one of his divisive, race baiting documentaries.
Those gullible, woke cunts at the BBC even erected a blue plaque in her honour.
Now it turns out, thanks to DNA testing, that it was all pie in the sky.
And it’s not just this episode that makes you sceptical.
I recently started reading Max Hastings story of Operation Biting in WW2, and of the major figures in the book is Lord Louis Mountbatten.
According to Hastings, the much revered historian, suggestions that Mountbatten was homosexual (he fails to mention allegations of kiddie fiddling) were simply wide of the mark.
Really?
Like many, I love history, but I’m now doubting more or less everything I see or hear nowadays.
Now, that really is a cunt.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce86jzgxxy4o.amp
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Adfenovirus:
“They are out of sorts in Sunderland and terribly dull in Kent” so said Noel Coward in There Are Bad Times Just Around the Corner, and just to make sure that we still feel down and out, not only does London look like it has been coated with gray undercoat during the daylight hours, (Xmas week merits something disagreeable), the fun loving tabloids are giving those affected extra problems. Not only has the BBC informed us that “due to man-made climate change” 2026 will be the hottest year on record (not bad for an organisation that finds it hard to predict the weather 12 hours hence), we are also subject to a brand new terrifying lurgi:
Yes gentlemen Adenovirus is out to get us. There is no escape, no amount of handwashing or disinfectant can save us, nor those expensive little jars of hand gel. It is incurable. There is no treatment. Pissing yourselves yet?. Reading the symptoms, it strikes me that what they are scared of is the normal short winter head cold, but that doesn’t sound important enough, still it might put people of worrying about World War 3, which is due to start tomorrow, according to the Mail and Express, or Harry Hewitt fucking Meghan Markle up the shitter live on Netflix TV, which is about the only story those two organs have not yet dreamt up.
Meanwhile, we had better “all learn the lyrics to the old Red Flag and wait until we drop down dead” (**)
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/health/mystery-virus-flu-symptoms-cure-b1263572.html
(** That was Noel again. He has been too kind. Noel gave me roses. Rose gave me Noel’s. Neither pair fit.
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Richard Williamson,
Now he is a bit of a cunt isn’t he, fuck me I don’t like cats, but I wouldn’t go this far.
The fact that the legal system is actually entertaining this snowflake doesn’t do them any favours.
“Richard Williamson from Bedwas complained to Caerphilly council, saying although cats had a right to roam, they “do not have the right the cause a statutory nuisance or pose an environmental health risk”.
He said he was concerned about the health risks to the family’s newborn baby “who will soon be playing in our garden” ”
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yj3lkegm0o
The risks posed to the new-born baby have not been correctly assessed, because with parents like that I am expecting a future non binary Palestinian flag waver coming into existence.
Fuck me and the high court entertain this?
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