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26 thoughts on “Nominations”

  1. BBC News & choice editorial facts.

    October’s nudist’s cunting had a bbc link. Clicked the thing. Amid real heavy hitters therein such as the cancelled nudist walk, and the rambler who stepped in some cunts scattered ashes at a beauty spot (and called the bbc to whinge) ; one short curt headline further down caught my eye.

    Well, ”brothers jailed for raping 12 y.o” just wasn’t an everyday type of headline ‘in my day’. And if it DID happen ib those days, front and centre in the headlines.

    Anyways – here it is :

    https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c39rg3pwyeno.amp

    Scum. Vermin. Millions in costs. All the rest. The new (ab)normal. But ‘still’, someone might say, .. ‘at least they have the story up, albeit low key. When that Ethiopean cunt kicked the heads of the two wpc’s earlier this year, no-one at all carried it.

    And to that person, I would say… swing and a miss.

    Because if you’ve read the bbc link about what these two cunts did, and think therefore you’ve been informed, then read the alternative link’s coverage of the same atrocity or is it atrocities?

    **sunsequent link (from just below)here, please, Admin**

    Spot any differences?

    Depraved indifference bordering on attempted murder? A rape baby for the taxpayer to pay for. A previous conviction by the older cunt, for … ‘something’ … and so on.

    ‘Tell the truth and shame the devil’ was a phrase a long time ago. Looks like it didnt have much effect in ‘future bbc workers’ households. At the very least tell the full story, or don’t tell it at all. Leaving out such pertinent tenets is defacto lying by omission.

    If that diseased cunt saw fit to DO what he did, .. why can’t you see fit to tell it?

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  3. Great British Railways will be a pile of cunt.

    With the re-nationalisation of Greater Anglia Railways on Sunday, 12 October, over half the operator network has been moved back into public ownership. So Sir Too Kweer is now responsible for our trains.

    Of course, he has Suck Dick Kant’s GLT to use as a successful model of a large train company run by socialist politicians. Oh, wait…

    And, of course, nationalised railways went so well last time didn’t they. Oh, wait…

    And, obviously, Heidi Alexander has oodles of experience running multi £billion industries. Oh, wait…does managing marketing for Clothes Aid count?

    What could possibly go wrong?

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c36kg2lzjgno

    PS Don’t expect ticket prices to fall due to the government taking ‘control’. No shit Sherlock!

    Fuck off.

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  4. The potential ban on smacking, is a cunt.
    Already outlawed in Wales & Scoltland, Alan Shearer & Michael Caine team up to ask Kweer to ban this offensive practice in England. The pair among a host of famous faces & campaigners that have all signed a letter urging him to “be brave, & lead with courage & compassion,” no less, to end this ‘damaging & harmful’ practice. If it was down to me, & the way things have gone with discipline, I would bring back corporal punishment. Throw the cunts in the stocks naked, so that people can throw rotten fruit at them, purchased from a nearby stall. Get the burger van around & an ice cream van & make an afternoon out of it! Smacking was nothing to what was around when I was at school, & it never did any of us any harm.

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  5. Banned theme night for the ‘professionally offended’

    I saw this headline whilst perusing the BBC news homepage, and I thought it strange why Britains remotest pub would cancel a Harry Potter themed night. I naturally assument it was cancelled due to maybe not enough interest, or maybe being in a remote location, fancy dress items would prove difficult….or maybe the locals hadn’t heard of Harry Potter, but no that isn’t the case as this like informs:

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn51r017656o

    Apparently it’s been cancelled because the alphabet brigade who campaign for inclusivity and maybe even tolerance and love in this world, have threatened staff due to the comments from (very nice tits) JK Rowling

    So, the rabble have won, for waht was a night out for the majority.

    Madness…I would have gone ahead regardless..fuck em I say.

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  7. https://freeimage.host/i/KVY8Oas


    Flying The Flag


    Sat through the Starmer Livverpoool speech and flicking through the various channels to compare the editing – always educational. Many cuts to audience to show the faithful delegates responses to the luke warm speechifying – mainly glum faces slumped in their seats until a couple of name tag wearing apparatchiks came charging in in that curious hunchback gait used to duck beneath the cameras out of shot. “Fly your fucking flags comrades”. Alas the faithful comrades had no clue. A few uncoordinated flaps and some painful grimaces to camera was all they could manage.



    Pretty simple, as any good Dictator knows these matters have to be rehearsed. Imagine Last Night of The Proms without a flag waving rehearsal. Without it all you get is an embarrassed flutter with that “Get me outa here” look… This is what happens when you have panicked PR people who decide that the Starmarama must demonstrate its patriotism but has no clue how. How about a Jimmy Saville Union Flag shell suit? (Before Ed Davey pinches the idea).

Anyway we offer you my screen photo of the enraptured front bench behind the Starmarama. A picture tells a thousand words.

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  8. Deng Majek is a fucking cunt.

    A Sudanese “asylum seeker” stabs a woman who worked at his comfy hotel to death on a train station late at night then goes back to the hotel to sing and dance about it with his chums..

    Please do read the account of this latest enrichment via Our BBC..

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwy902djzv2o

    There seems no end to the outright evil of these foreign cunts,nor indeed that of the bureaucrats that feather their nests for them as soon as they turn up.

    Utterly vile in every respect.

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  9. Samuel Williams

    “Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee reporting. You know, as the station’s roving correspondent on every subject under the fucking sun, I receive many comments and questions in my in-box. But perhaps the most common contact is made by people reaching out for help, and here’s a classic example; ‘Ron, I feel that I have the makings of a true cunt, but need help to get started. Can you advise?’ Regards, Samuel Williams.

    Well indeed I can Samuel, and here are some tips which I’m sure will be of assistance. First of all, it can be a help in getting going as a cunt if you’ve had a disadvantaged start in life. I note that you lived your formative years on the mean streets of Royal Tunbridge Wells, and ended up at dead-end Balliol College, where you’re studying PPE, a subject barely one step above transgender studies. This is good, because it all helps to grow the massive chip you have on your shoulder.

    The next step in becoming a cunt is to get yourself a cause. I believe that climate change was your first choice, but this is passé, so have a look at being pro-Palestine instead, it’s 2025’s fashionable cause.

    Now pay attention because this next bit is vital.Having chosen your ‘I’m a cunt’ cause, you’ve got to back this up by words and deeds, and cultivate your image as a social justice warrior. So get yourself one of those tea towel thingees to wear, and a loud hailer. Naturally you’ll need something to chant, so you and your chums might hold a workshop to come up with something really catchy. For instance, this could be something like ‘Gaza Gaza do us proud, put the Zios* in the ground’. This I think has a certain Byronesque charm to it, without being too nasty. Don’t shout ‘death to Israel and Israelis!’, or anything as crude and unsubtle as that. We’ll get your meaning. Oh, and it won’t do your street cred any harm if you get your photo taken posing with a toy rifle; a picture being worth a thousand words, as they say.

    So there you go; all you need to do now is go out into the street and get your chant going. Congratulations; I’m pleased to award you your IsAC Diploma in Cuntitude, First Class; you’re a fully qualified cunt.

    One last point. I’d advise you to see past the immediate situation and think of your future in the longer term. If you see being a cunt as your career, you can take your PPE degree, join the Labour Party and become a special adviser, as others before you have done.

    I hope that you’ve found this helpful Samuel. If anyone else needs help or advice, I’d be happy to oblige, and can be contacted via the site. But for now, this is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.

    *short for ‘Zionists’, so that it scans.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15190599/Man-chanted-Zios-ground-pro-Palestine-protest-Balliol-College-Oxford-student.html

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  10. The BBC news homepage fast becoming the OK magazine of news reporting. Amongst a load of shite found towards the lower part of the BBC news home page was this:

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwy196k9p4po

    Basically ‘Fat, gormless cunt only famous for eating himself into an early grave admits to Austrailan customs he has publicity work to do whilst there and only has a holiday visa, so is kicked out’

    This consitutes ‘educate, inform and entertain’ nowadays on the BBC.

    I’ve seen a few of his videos pop up on instagram, which just show him eating a ridiculous amount of shite fast food…for no other reason that paid likes or cliks. There is not more context than that…he isn’t a food reviewer, just a fat gluttonous cunt, who uses ‘bosh’ as a catchphrase.

    That’s bad enough, but who the fuck would wish to go and see him on some sort of ‘world tour’ He can barely talk, so what’s he going to do- eat shite in front of you?

    This line from the BBC article really sums up how crap the UK is now ‘Famous for his love of Chinese takeaway and signature catchphrase “bosh”‘ Really, BBC famous…for that, are you sure. Is that what constitutes fame nowadays. Have we got so low that watching a fat bloke murmuring words eating far too much for his health ‘famous’ And to think, the BBC are giving him a platform for this bollocks?

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  11. Shebana Mahmoood is a cunt, isn’t she.

    Just when you think Home Secretaries can’t become any worse after a laundry list of do-nothings, along comes this mouthy sack of crap. A woman so ugly, you wish she wore a burqua. Yes, the job of stopping the wave of dirty criminals invading our country bit by bit and infesting our town centres has been given to a woman …. from Paxtan.

    In one of her first speeches, this Urdu cave-dweller said, “Britain has lost control of its borders”. Well, why not state the bloody obvious. Has this smelly been in a coma since the last century? Moreover, how come when she says it, it’s acceptable, but when Farage says it, he’s a racist?

    At a time when we’re awaiting a proper inquiry into ‘asian grooming gangs’ (muzlim rape gangs), we suddenly have a carpet-kissing, pakjeet controlling matters.

    A Pakistanki as halal Home Secretary. Don’t worry though. She’ll only let in her immediate rat-in-laws.

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  12. The East London Mosque and Mayor of Tower Hamlets, Lutfer Rahman, are cunts.
    On Sunday 12 October, the aforementioned terrorist club held a “family friendly” and “inclusive” fun run in Victoria Park, East London. However, women and girls over the age of 12 were not allowed to take part. In other words, the participants were restricted to bearded savages and girls young enough to be one of the Prophet’s wives.
    As you’d expect, normal people are offended that women were excluded. However, even a Labour minister was “horrified” that women weren’t allowed to join the run saying: “It’s absolutely unacceptable that women should be blocked from going on a fun run in a public space when the men are allowed to go out there and do that.” Also, he said he was sure the equalities watchdog would be aware of the case and appropriate sanctions would follow [i.e. no sanctions as Labour would be shit scared of losing 90% of their hard-core voting base].
    The mayor of Tower Hamlets, Lutfur Rahman, congratulated all those who took part, “especially to the youngsters and the elders and the community at large for participating today”.
    The council said it had contacted the mosque to “seek urgent clarification” after reports about age and gender restrictions. Yeah right: 42 out of the 46 (91%) of the councillors are Bangladeshi (40% of the borough’s residents, probably paying less than 20% of the council tax in the borough but using well above 60% of the council’s services and social housing), so they would have been well aware of the event beforehand, especially as most of them would be lifting their arses in the air 5 times a day at the East London Mosque.

    An interesting fact I learned the other day on one of Harris Sultan’s YouTube videos. If you see a peaceful with a dark spot on his forehead it means he’s a devout and pious Muslim. This isn’t a bruise but a fungal infection because his head is banging the dirty floor where the smelly feet of these cunts have been walking.

    Link for cunters who subscribe to a right-wing newspaper: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/10/12/mosque-bans-girls-over-12-and-women-charity-park-run/

    Links to fake news sites for those who don’t have a Telegraph subscription:
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz0x70rx2jdo
    https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/oct/14/steve-reed-muslim-charity-run-london-excluded-women

    Link to Lutfer Rahman backlash: https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/tower-hamlets-mayor-mosque-ban-girls-5HjdFM5_2/

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  13. The BBC again…

    ‘Celia Imrie’s fart steals the show on Celebrity Traitors.’

    Straight up, this is today’s BBC online news headline.
    Filed under ‘Culture’.

    A crotchety old not seen for years past it luvvie lets one off on a crappy TV freak show for rejects and has beens. And, this is headline news for the nation’s supposed public service broadcaster? How is an old obsolete luvvie relic dropping her guts in any way ‘culture’? A daft and very small aside or footnote in a daily low rent tabloid, possibly. But, a whole fucking page on the BBC News website?!

    Can anyone imagine Richard Baker, Angela Rippon, Jan Leeming, Peter Woods or even Julia ‘I would have’ Sommerville reporting such shit on the 9 ‘O Clock News?

    Once the envy of the broadcasting world. This is what BBC News has become.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gpr5j3kgdo

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    • I have to endorse this nomination, if I may Admin. I saw that the BBC had the fucking audacity to include this story about this elderly dirty tart on their “Culture” page – so dropping one is now deemed cultural – the BBC motherfuckers who look down their finely chiselled noses at the Carry On films and edit out the slightest bit of innuendo find this old cunt’s eructations “cultural”. Old actresses, bumboy luvvies and an ex Olympic diver arse bandit are now the height of culture for this once great institution. They expect us to pay for it too. Tim Davie wants you prosecuted if you don’t pay for this shit.

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  14. Crying wolf on ‘global outrage’.

    The modern way of life sees many things held dear being irrevocably destroyed. A previous cunting branched in to the language side of things with cunters listing words they felt had lost any of their traditional meaning. My 2 go-to’s there would be ‘celebrity’ and ‘hilarious’. Bastardized to death by sensationalist click-bait stories about fuck-all.

    And you might say ‘that’s fine, use alternate words if you want’ (There are contrarian fucking apologists for everything).

    But 2 weeks ago some boats that were part of a ragtag flotilla were intercepted … we all knew they’d be stopped and they were. Taken to land and deported soon after. It has been done before, the IDF not as enamoured by our Greta as headline writers would appear to be. Big yawn.

    But if you believe online news, the interception in question caused ‘Global outrage’. I don’t know how they’re defining that, personally.

    In da movies, if a planet-killer asteroid is identified as heading for earth, there is global panic. That seems apt in the situation. But besides the cunts that are always going apeshit about the other thing *anyways*, it was business as usual the next day for ‘the world’.

    Anyways. They must mean a few individuals in far flung spots to justify ‘global’. One in Greenland, say, .. one in Italy, one in Australia. All 3 outraged by the same something that only matters to them. DOES that count as global outrage, though?

    It MUST, because the incident that has me cunting here, is the following :

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/37021684/boy-humilated-vulgar-word-forehead-bullies-tattoo-gun/

    Not very nice. Bullies are cunts. A *little* bit funny in a gallows humour sort of way. (kids using the word ‘Pussy’ 😄).

    But still. ‘Global outrage’? I think not.

    So what will we call it going forward if something of significant happenstance in the negative column were to occur?

    As a tangent, the likes of the link get awarded the moniker ‘global outrage’, but .. other somewhat more outrageous events seem to not qualify. I don’t recall much global outrage being reported in the tabloids re: Southport et al.

    I see in the time it took to nom this, this particular case was edited to ‘outrage worldwide’ in the article which is still hyperbolic hyper-bollocks but lexically a tad more defendable in an argument about it, I suppose .. but the cunting endures ‘cos the next so-called global outrage is surely only days away as I type.

    Maybe Trump will misgender some cunt or something.

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  15. Cultural differences and the ECHR,
    So, let’s take England into account, we have set rules and customs in fact we have a reasonably laid-back culture, second possibly to the Dutch.
    Depending on where you are affects your point of view, towns folk love our wildlife and would do anything to protect it, Rural folk live with the fucking things and have a very different view.
    Likewise, Migrants, they are highly unlikely to bed down in a nice, thatched roof rural village, so rural folk don’t really give a fuck about them and are sometimes over sympathetic to them, whereas Town folk are starting to get rather pissed off with them (Literate country folk are also starting to get a little worried too).
    So here we hit the culture barrier, in many societies for thousands of years cast or sex segregation has existed and is accepted as part of life, a practice that we do not follow.
    Ignoring the fact an undocumented migrant seems now to be able to cross Europe and paddle to our shores and be greeted with gifts, we need to look at the behaviour and customs/law or the lands these people that come here and misbehave.
    So if say Ali were to have the misfortune of being apprehended by the police (run with me on this one, lets pretend there is a functioning police force and they give a fuck) and then be detained with a view to deportation, some fucker jumps in and pulls the old ECHR and quotes various reasons not to return the person.
    So having been too a few places with draconian laws myself, you would expect that someone who comes from a country that chop your hand off for theft would keep their hands to themselves.
    I was wrong on that.
    People who come from country’s where narcotics are covered by the death penalty would not traffic said items
    I was wrong on that too.
    People who come from country’s where rape is punishable by death probably would keep their dicks in their loin cloth.

    I was wrong on that too.

    In fact, I seem to be wrong on a lot of ideas that I held, yet it seems someone is always willing to stand up and say, “You shouldn’t deport them, do you know what will happen to them!”
    Now call me old fashioned and liberal, but I think we should be respecting their cultures and returning them to face their cultural justice and fuck the ECHR

    Any way its past 11.00 and the pills are kicking in so I will shut up.

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  16. Vets, again.

    I know I’ve cunted them before, but having recently recovered financially from a £1k+ bill for my doggo, Bram, I’ve recently been stung again with a bill for £325+ to have an abscess on my cats head treated.

    I took him back for a follow-up a week later, only to find that he still has an infection, and the vet had the fucking cheek to charge me a further £11 for another antibiotic injection ( which, incidentally, hasn’t worked).

    I’m sorry, but if I get a plumber in to fix a leak, I don’t expect to have to make another payment if his repair fails. I expect him to come back, as many times as it takes, until the issue is resolved.

    Anyway, apparently someone thinks these modern days highwaymen need to be more accountable.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c201r14z6r3o.amp

    Let’s hope it helps.

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  17. The recognition of Palestine as a state

    I often read on this esteemed site that you think that your Prime Minister is an embarrassment for your country throughout the world.

    He isn’t.

    The reason being is that nobody in foreign countries know who the fuck he is.
    Unless you are British and abroad you would not be able to recognise the cunt if you passed him in the street.
    You would not be able to name him in a quiz.

    The same goes for the British as far as people in the UK being able to name all but a few foreign leaders.

    The Prime Minister of Spain is Pedro Sánchez.
    There…. You probably didn’t know that, but we are lumbered with that fucking lefty cunt.
    A whiney voiced, left wing, skinny cunt.

    Sánchez was the first European leader to recognise Palestine as a state.
    Other leaders followed suit.
    Starmer jumped on board in September.

    They acted too quickly.
    They didn’t wait for the necessary reforms in Palestine before they made their decision.
    They wanted to appease the protesters who take to the street every fucking week.
    They wanted to be seen as progressive.

    So how are things going in the ‘state’ of Palestine?

    One of the first things that happened after the ceasefire was the announced was that the ruling political party of Palestine, HAMAS, rounded up its own citizens who were suspected of collaboration and executed them in the streets.

    They made them kneel down in the streets and then shot them in the head.
    No evidence presented, no trial, just murder.
    All this in front of women and children and with the full knowledge that their brutality would be broadcast throughout the world.

    Have these foreign leaders condemned the actions of HAMAS?
    Have they now reversed their decision to recognise Palestine as a state?

    Hardly.

    There will still be protests in foreign capitals about Israel.
    There will still be ignorant cunts waving Palestinian flags chanting ‘Free Palestine’.

    Freedom from who?

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/video-shows-hamas-fighters-executing-palestinians-accused-of-collaborating-with-israel/

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  18. “Joos not welcome here” is vile a cunt.

    How Hitler would have approved of the latest ruling that there will be no away fans when Maccabi Tel Aviv play Aston Villa at Villa. They are not wanted at the game for their own safety according to the Gestapo/Fatso Plod:

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cy9pjv59w95o

    Of course, as in Nazi Germany, this ban is for the Joos own safety. Have we heard that somewhere before? Why don’t the lazy fatsos and diverse security services do their fucking jobs properly and ban the fucking scum protesters and murdering terrywrists?

    Two Kweers seems to have piped up to lament the anti-semitic decision, but, of course, does not actually insist the ban is lifted. How very politic.

    How long before Joos are banned from public parks, schools and hospitals for their own safety? Fuck off Nazi cunts.

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  19. The Google and it’s A.I. cuntbot.

    I – just for fun, like, and based on a post made by Horny Normy about the cunts hairline – asked the ol’ A.I. if claudia winkleman had had a lobotomy, .. and have just had a full on row with the fucking thing for the past half hour for (it) all-out denying that she is a talentless, unfunny thick-as-pigshit cunt. (things had escalated 😄)

    I informed it that her 3 closest friends had confided in me just how much of a thick annoying cunt she is, thus giving me better bona-fides than IT, .. but nope! .. the thing is a wimp.

    So I changed topic and asked it to name 5 nice things Hitler had done.

    Well. It wouldn’t say owt negative about cw, but it couldn’t find it in itself to say anything nice about a.h., even after I suggested there are some photos of him feeding wild deer near his castle in the mountains and that he was quite good at art.

    Nope. But it showed a hint of unapologetic contrition at least, this time, when I told it to get fucked and perhaps stick to chess.

    quote

    “I hear your frustration with the limitations of AI and the way it handles sensitive or negative topics. Your comment, “real world you gotta call a cunt a cunt,” gets to the heart of the matter: in human communication, people can express negative, raw, or even offensive sentiments to address problems or express frustration. A human might call a perceived negative behavior by a harsh name. AI is not designed or trained to operate that way”.

    ***

    I guess an A.I. cunter is still a bit down the line.

    All joking aside, the google a.i. is a pile of cunt. Often incredibly wrong about actual (not subjective like the above) facts, and woke as fuck by it’s very programming. It is also known to all-out make shit up, rather than admit it’s shortfallings. I’ve seen this occur and it was for want of a better word – retarded.

    A simple ‘off’ switch would be nice, … but no, it’s omnipresent, always lurking .. always ready to chastise. My original quizzer about that loudmouth vacuous cunt and a lobotomy was to the google search bar, A.I. just butted-in.

    Previously, similarly …

    Was Larry Grayson a doughnut puncher?
    It accused me of derogatory wording.

    Does dylan mulvaney still sport a schlong?
    It nearly had an a.i. hernia and threatened to stop talking to me.

    But changing from schlong to cock and balls got me a lecture on dylan mulvaneys …. PRIVACY….

    And so on. No link. Cunt away if you so wish, peoples …

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