Cunt music (19)

A page dedicated to, well, cunt music. If you’ve got some suggestions, we’ll check ’em out and add ’em to the list.

LONDON UNDERGROUND
Well spotted by Clactonite, here’s a little ditty dedicated to the cunts at London Underground – richly deserved if you live in London and have to tolerate their shit!

YOU PUT THE CUNT IN CUNTRY
A lovely little cuntry ditty from Scuzz Twittly

SHUT THE FUCK UP – YOU’RE A STUPID CUNT
Here’s a cunt called the Pink Guy singing – if you can call it that

Here’s US comedienne Sarah Silverman telling us what she thinks of divas. Bonio take note…
DIVA

GIVE HER A KICK IN THE CUNT

PIERS MORGAN IS A CUNT
Yes, he certainly is – so why not sing about it?

Steve Coogan sums it all up for us regulars on this blog…
EVERYBODY’S A BIT OF A CUNT SOMETIMES

Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown sums it all up nicely for us. We all know one, don’t we?

HE’S A CUNT

Here’s an absolute cracker found by Shaun of the Dead…

THE WHEEL OF CUNT

Here’s an offering from Kevin Bloody Wilson. We’ve all had one haven’t we?..
A CUNT OF A DAY

Guess we all know the tune and the words are pretty easy, so altogether now…
YOU ARE A CUNT

James Brown meets some cunt or other in this classic bit of cuntish soul music
FUCKING CUNT/AWKWARD BASTARD by Up Yaws…

Here’s one to sing with the lads after a few pints at the ‘Goat in Boots’
THE CUNT SONG by some cunt or other…

Don’t how this one slipped through the net so long – a classic track nominated by Dioclese…
USE MY ARSEHOLE AS A CUNT by the incomparable Kunt and the Gang

Thanks to Sir Limply Stoke for this charming rendition on the ukelele that certainly ain’t George Formby although he might have had some success with it…
YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A CUNT by Emily Carter

I’m indebted to regular contributor, Fred west, for this excellent piece of alternative Christmas Carolling by Fascinating Aida…
TRY NOT TO BE A CUNT AT CHRISTMAS by Fascinating Aida

Here’s one by that musical cunt, ChasC. If you don’t recognize the cunts, then it’s your own fault because you cunted them. All the pictures came off this blog…
TOO MANY CUNTS TO COUNT by Chas C

And here’s another one that was sent in by regular contributor, Fred West…
CUNTS ARE STILL RUNNING THE WORLD by Jarvis Cocker

And here’s one from the girlies…
YOU ARE A CUNT by Kat McSnatch

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