Coronoviral Shit


We all agree that it’s a bit of a cunt that’s gonna run and run, so by popular request here’s a page where you can fill yer boots about the BBC (Big Bad Coronavirus) and all things related to it.

A real time tracker to see if you are dead or not!

Followed by the official UK Gov tracker.

1,015 thoughts on “Coronoviral Shit

  1. Further to the empty hospital in Gloucestershire, in response, NHS Trusts have been installing wire fences and taking on more security manpower to ensure we don’t get to see that there is nothing going on! The whole country is fucking mental.

      • Yeh, And I know a bloke who died from a bee sting.
        Dopey cunt, it’s all about underlying conditions and risk!

  2. Lockdown until Mid February and Doris the snake will decide whether to relax the rules or not.Boris has to leave NOW.I have no respect for them.Making up rules as he feels.Bin off all of them.Riots will start soon mark my words.Everyone is sick to the back teeth of their lies.I have had enough

      • Oh no it isn’t! It is going to be much much worse and far more condescending than “clap for carers” 👏

        It is now officially called “Clap for HEROES* 👏 Coming to roads full of MSM zombies 🧟‍♂️ 🧟‍♀️ every Thursday @ 8pm 🤮

        Fuck off!

  3. Covid Laws and the New Stasi Culture

    I know some here approve of lockdowns and others don’t. Whatever the efficacy and consequences of lockdowns, some of the news we are getting because of the Coronavirus laws and the new Stasi culture in the UK is becoming disturbing:

    -We have heard the fat arsed Home Secretary encouraging the police to question people sat on a park bench. I’m sure you have all seen the footage of the cunt policeman in Australia berating the pregnant lady for taking a breather. I thought that would never come here but there you have it, sanctioned by Patel who also encouraged people to snitch on their neighbours last year.
    -Police have entered a home in Aberdeen and tackled the family to the floor over an informant’s false complaint that there is someone else living there. The footage is quite disturbing. Yes the woman of the house went off on one but its completely understandable.
    -We have police at train stations checking people’s movements. Papers please!
    – West Midlands police demand powers to enter homes to check up on people.

    And don’t forget that the Coronavirus Act 2020 Schedule 21 allows for an infected person or potentially infected person to be taken away to an undisclosed place for screening and that person will be forced to give a biological sample. I wouldn’t mind but the PCR test is about as reliable as an 8 ball. Not really heard of this power being used yet but MPS voted for it, cunts. I actually wrote to my MP about it and got the response ‘I don’t want an infected person going round’.

    This is all a bit fucking much for a disease that empirically is not lethal to most people. Any March elections in 2021 have been postponed as well so you can’t even vote to make a point if you wanted to. Ah, but we must protect the NHS. Well the government have had since March 2020 to sort out extra capacity and have failed.

    I can’t add all the links because WordPress thinks I’m spamming, but here are a couple…

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9125789/amp/Are-police-taking-Covid-crackdown-far.html also available on Guido Fawkes

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9121471/Priti-Patel-backs-police-quizzing-people-sitting-park-benches-lockdown.html

    • All very disturbing.

      I see that little parking stanley cunt Khan now wants everyone to wear face pants at all times when outside the house, or face being fined by the gestapo, who clearly have no rapes, stabbings, murders, burglaries or RTAs to look into.

      At this point, the police want to be treading very carefully. The public can remove their consent and then it will be a free for all that they have no hope of controlling. The public will be gunning for them first and the polititians next.

      As an update, I can confirm that I am once again full of vim and vigour, having contracted the batflu around the 27th.

      If anyone is interested, this is how it plays out:
      Day 1. Fever, aches and pains. Knackered.
      Day 2. Felt 25% better after 24 hours in bed.
      Day 3. Much improvement. Feeling 50% better.
      Days 4-7 Further improvement. Still no sense of taste or smell.
      Days 8-present. Taste and smell have returned and I feel fine.

      Throughout all of this, I have still managed to tuck away 6 tinnies and 20 B&H per day. Along with copious quantities of leftover Christmas grub.

      My advice if you get it is to go straight to bed, smear back and chest with Vicks, sleep with a t shirt on, have a hot toddy of whisky, lemon, honey and hot water to sweat it out and wrap up warm.

      Its a very mild dose of flu.

      Had worse hangovers that have lasted longer.

      • Caller: Dials 999
        Responder: Which emergency service do you require?
        Caller: Police, I’m being burgled.
        Responder: Sorry police are too busy outside train stations checking if people are going to work, challenging people sat on park benches and forcing entry into people’s houses to see if there is someone there who shouldn’t be there.

        Glad you are better OB.

      • Didn’t need to Dio.

        The kids got tested and came back positive. Exactly the same symptoms.

        Considering I haven’t been anywhere and we were all cooped up together over Christmas, it can’t be anything else.

        Obviously, common sense dictates that I can’t go out until tomorrow. 14 days self isolation etc.
        The last thing I want is to spread this about like a mad woman’s shit.

  4. Wee Jimmy Cranky is considering no take out food and tougher restrictions.Bojo the Jellyfish will copy her.TWAT.We need to end restrictions now.

    • As ‘the protected species’ that ‘support ISI’L and those that ‘study building design’ are grossly over-represented in the bat flu mortality stats, I entirely agree with you.

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