Harry Redknapp [3]

May I venture into the unknown cuntly territory (for me) of English football, and hereby nominate English manager-that-never-was and all around cunt jockey, Harry “Facking” Redknapp. I’ll grant you, Harry “Facking” Redknapp is small fry compared to the deified cunts behind the current Brexit debacle; but at the moment my television is being comandeered by others and I am seeing far more of Harry “Facking” Redknapp than I would normally opt for.

Harry “Facking” Redknapp – geezer, wheeler-dealer, cockney, tax dodger, cunt. This Droopy-Dog looking, scrotum-faced ‘facking cant’ has the unenviable record amongst footballing managers of nearly ruining most of the clubs he ever managed. Whilst I do see some entertainment value in Harry “Facking” Redknapp and his barrow-boy schtick, Harry “Facking” Redknapp very quickly gets on my nerves, giving it large and talking absolute bollocks whether the cunt is in the jungle or talking at a Portsmouth post-match interview.

Not an evil person by any means, Harry “Facking” Redknapp may indeed be seen by some as the last in a dying breed of no-nonsense football managers. Unfortunately, I can only see Harry “Facking” Redknapp as a “roight facking cant’ who deserves to be nominated on ISAC, if for nothing else than for spawning the equally annoying modern footballer archetypal cunt and mincing ponce, Jamie “Facking” Redknapp.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

18 thoughts on “Harry Redknapp [3]

  1. Technically speaking then, this, rather than being a cunting is infact a canting. Small difference i know but all the same…Jamie Redknapp is a pretty boy cant mind.

  2. Rumour has it that Redknapp will receive £500,000 for his time in the jungle, which works out around £750,000 after tax….

  3. Bungpuss is an absolute cunt.

    Always moaning that his teams are “down to the bare bones” despite having spent 100s of millions of pounds of whichever club’s money it is.

    Portsmouth never ever recovered from being associated with the cunt.

    Daniel Levy at Spurs was too astute to let it happen so he moved on , all hard done by . Look at them now you cunt.

    • Levy, astute? Au contraire, CotL.

      Levy is a massive cunt and knows as much about appointing the right manager as I know about quantum mechanics. That would be fuck all. His shotgun approach to manager appointments is laughable. 8 managers in 17 years, including absolute nobodies (Jacques Santini), absolute rookies (Tim Sherwood), non-English speakers (Juande Ramos), serial losers (Redknapp) and the current cunt who got sacked from Espanyol, stayed about 10 minutes at Southampton and achieved NOTHING, then gets hired on at Spurs and in 4 years has won – drum roll please – NOTHING.

      Spurs have been making up the numbers in the top 4 recently because Arse are in transition, Manure are crap, Chelski have been inconsistent and the bastard murdering scum Scousers have been underachieving for a while. As soon as those other teams put their houses in order, Spurs will be on the outside looking in, as per usual. Pinocchio will be gone and Levy will be scratching around for the next mug to take over, if he hasn’t off loaded the club and all its debt by then. Cunt.

  4. Ah yes, Arry Redknapp, a right geezer is Arry, “likes a pound note” as they used to say where he comes from. You may have wondered why , over the years, Arry has been sacked by many clubs when the results are actually going his way. You may have also wondered why he didn’t get the England job he was nailed on for.
    Well there are lots of rumours about Arry. Rumours about his fondness for transfer deals and large brown envelopes, rumours about cars and extensive house improvements charged to his employers, rumours about several companies registered in his wife’s name, rumours about a racing syndicate he was involved with, even rumours about regular visits to a certain north London knocking shop.
    Then there was the famous tax case where Arry walked away after portraying himself as a barely literate cretin who didn’t know how to turn on a computer. However, no shit sticks to Arry boy because he has a lot of friends in the media.
    Oh yes, he’s a right cheeky chappy is Arry.
    Now the cunt is pocketing half a mill for sitting on his arse on the telly and just being Arry. And, thanks to his media pals the cunt is going to win it and scoop up all the financial benefits that accrue from that. Expect to see Arry boy advertising a certain betting company very soon.
    As Billy Bonds once famously said “there ain’t enough money in the world for Arry Redknapp.”

  5. I rang Arry and told him he is on is a cunt… He said he knows naffink abaaaaht it.

  6. Wasn’t my choice for Spurs manager, but he did OK and we played some wickedly good football under him. I’d have him back in place of the serial loser schoolboy hair cut mumbling cunt jockey we have now. Pinocchio can fuck the hell off and take that bastard shit stain Levy with him. We want our Tottenham back. Hey Norm – please take this cunt off our hands. No, we don’t want Bourinho as a straight swap either.

  7. He comes across as completely hapless and naive , that’s the secret of getting away with murder.

  8. Fucking cockney twitching money grabbing conniving cunting con man hope he gets a deadly Aussie spider on is bell end and his japs eye swells shut so he drowns from the inside with his own piss. Left Pompey in a right financial quagmire and they took no persuading with getting in to debt. The only thing he did right was get Southampton relegated but that only redeemed him for his twitching not his complete cuntitude. He may have fooled the old bill over his alleged money laundering but his time will come.
    Harry”the loveable rogue”Redknapp what a Cunt

  9. I ‘ad bizness dealings with cor blimey would you Adam and Eve it im all Brahms and Liszt , Dirty ‘Arry about a decade ago and I know the main reason he needs plenty of bread and honey is coz he is very fond of the nags and loves to Glen Campbell nearly every day,unfortunately he aint very good at it and always does his bollocks which upsets his Trouble and Strife,who is very Mariah Carey and loves to lollipop in pricey gaffs

  10. Saw a video of Jamie Redknapp and his kids watching this twitchy cunt win. Now , we can’t expect his family to cunt him but all the comments under the video were along the lines of “legend” and “what a lovely bloke”

    Just how fucking stupid are people nowadays?? He is clearly an absolute cunt of epic proportions.

    I bet if you asked around his old football clubs they wouldn’t say he was a lovely bloke.

    He’s the sort of appointment Sullivan and Gold would have LOVED to have made when they moved to the Olympic Stadium but even those massive cunts knew they’d face fucking riots if they appointed the saggy faced ubercunt.

  11. Harry Redknapp

    With a face like a side of ham that’s been run over by the farm tractor, will this annoying cunt ever get his shitty countenance off my tv screen.
    When he’s not fucking up some football teams chances of promotion, this poverty stricken OAP will take on any advert offered to his fat agent, in order to swell his coffers with a few more beer tokens. So poor he can no longer afford to buy groceries, he was reduced to having to eat yaks testicles on I’m a celebrity, for a paltry £500,000. How he’s keeping a roof over his head with a mere £14 million in the bank is beyond me.
    Not content with advertising EASports FIFA games, Virgin Media, Nintendo Wii, 666 Bet, Coral, Bet Victor, McDonalds, and now some sham Roly Poly making to advertise website GoDaddy.
    I’m surprised not to have seen him at the local shopping arcade, snorkel and all, diving for copper pennies in the water fountain. Maybe an episode of “Who do you think you are?” will reveal he comes from a long line of Gypsy tarmacers.

    Do me a favour Harry and fuck off, you old money grabbing cunt !

Comments are closed.