People eating on public transport is a cunt,
I hate the smell of some cunt eating chicken on the tube, or some posh cunt eating some stinky overpriced shit then there are the Pakistanis or Hindus in East London who don’t wear deodorant an do sweat the fucking train out and theres a nasty pong of curry. Have some consideration you cunts otherwise I’ll starting eating boiled eggs and gherkins and start breathing in your space you ignorant cunts.
Fucking ‘ell there are too many cunts.
I need a holiday.
Nominated by: Black and White Cunt
Oh yes these cunts would have no trouble eating human flesh ,They would even eat dog shit if it was wrapped in a nan,They knock me a fucking sick,Their cunts.
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You want to try living in Greece in the middle of summer, fuck me it was a BO overload. Even the tasty looking bints had shocking BO, not to mention the breath on them. The Mediterranean diet which we are all supposed to eat consisting of cheap fags, cheap booze, pork, pork,pork, pork and some scabby looking veg = onion sweat and breath like a bust open coffin. Now the Russian women here have it right, dressed like hookers, smell like debenhams perfume dept and a plethora of tidy axe wounds on display.
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Don’t get me started on Russian chicks with their sexy as fuck accents. I reckon if Vladimir Putin whispered sweet nothings into my ears I’d bend over and let Vladimir Puriton……..that went slightly more homo erotic than intended.
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Damn auto correct ruined my fucking joke! Was meant to say “I’d let Vladimir Putitin.”
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Russian women in the summer months are virtually naked, they don’t give a fuck it’s fantastic. My wank bank has required a memory expansion. None seem to have a single pubic hair and a diet of potatoes and cabbage has left them in trim order.
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You’ll never guess wot,Put the tv on this morn and a sofa company has a sale on.
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Was it DFS?……. Or did they get dodoed?
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Chaka Khan looked like a black leather sofa on Cuntananny.
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I like watching mothers get their tits out at feeding time…unless they’re munters,obviously….which most of them are.
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Was in the chippy the other week and a big titted roma woman got one of her jugs out and started feeding one of it sprogs could’nt help but notice her big areolas ,What a fucking slut but what lovely tits.
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Happy new year, cunters. Another year of sorting out the wheat from the cunts!
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Happy new year everyone! 🙂
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Happy New year Cunters. Timmo Faggoty Farron’s been a bit quiet over the last week since his christmas message from the migrant centre in Gay Paree. Probably got bundled into a fucking janitors cupboard and had his back door area well and truly reamed with a mophead stuffed in his gob by half a dozen of his beloved refugee 12 year old ‘kids’ sporting 5 o’clock fucking shadow at 10 in the morning just to show how grateful they were for his efforts. Cunt probs would have thanked em for it anyway. Gonk.
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Well that’s a feckin good start to 2017.slipped on a muddy slope yesterday, finished up with legscontorted underneath me ,thought I heard a snapping noise, am hoping I didn’t . Woke up this morning with painful swollen ankle, am hoping to fuck it ain’t broke. Still mustn’t grumble eh?
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Richard look on the bright side,You could of contracted Aids by fucking some dirty street whore instead ,Always think positive.
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I try my best,always someone worse off etc, etc. Good luck in the 3.30 at Southwell !
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Thank you Richard,Its an old horse it won for me last time out and its still at a good mark,I took 10/1 for it,Stall 1 is not a great draw but at least its not drawn in the car park ,Its got a fair chance ,Will get a good run for my money,I hope.
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Sorry Richard i did’nt mean you fucked a street whore it was just a way of making a comparison ,If you know what i mean,I get carried away.
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Eating on public transport eh? That’s me a cunt then! Oh yes.
On my weekly trip to the Big smoke I would pick up either a Daddy Donkeys burrito (before they moved to the shop, not quite the same any more so stopped using them) or a curry from the curry man just outside Daddy Donkeys shop, secret said comestibles about my person to be consumed on the train home from Kings Cross.
Yum Yum and suitably annoying (especially the curry) for my fellow travellers, and infinitely tastier than the overpriced shite they serve at the station.
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Hope you had some fun spraying your a gas around the carriage Dickie,I would of loved to of seen their expressions on their faces.
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Indeed, the exaggerated belching afforded me many a disapproving look.
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Good one Dickie,Any time i spray someones face with gas i always say think of food,My wife gives me a crack on the head,The world keeps turning.
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As ignorant and disgusting as it is to actually eat a meal while on a mode of public transport, you have to consider the mentality of the mongs who do this. Make sense now? You’re welcome.
As I don’t use public transport I have not been exposed to this particular cuntish behaviour. What I have had to endure though is cunts eating strong smelling food at their desks in offices. If it’s around lunchtime and you’re a bit peckish but have too much to do and can’t take a break, it becomes impossible to continue working when some cunt’s lunch is wafting through the air. Sometimes the odour is really quite offensive which makes it even worse. Then we have the utter cunts who heat something up in a china bowl, then use a metal utensil to eat with. We get the clink-clink-clink sound of metal on china for the next 20 minutes. Fucking annoying. Bastards! And all this happens when the company in question has a fucking break room with chairs and tables specifically for the purpose of eating your fucking food – you cunts! People who do this should have their faces mashed into dog shit, then kicked in the genitals, then have a red hot poker shoved up you-know-where, then killed. Fucking cunts!
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This is all specific to the brand of Cunt who “work” in an office. term used loosely as it involves arriving late, then making coffee and having breakfast before a bit of an e-mail filter to see what Reggie in Accounts is doing, then of course it’s lunchtime, catch up on Facebook and some online shopping , then off to a leaving do for Sharon from HR.
You Sad Fucking Useless Cunts, enjoy it when the Comet Strikes….
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Wife works with cunts like this. Fuck about all day then go into panic mode when they realise the post is going out. Running around like the demented cunts they are.
Then they stay late drinking more coffee just so they can be seen to be “working” late.
Cunts.
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Oh dear, that sounds like me again, I would routinely, as in most days, take a meal in to work (when I did work) curries, roast dinners etc and fill the staff room with home cooked aroma’s while my colleagues looked on in envy while munching and a shitty Subway (or similar) abomination of a sandwich. Why the cunts would go out in the rain and queue up for crap food is a mystery to me.
I agree though, eating at ones desk is the hallmark of an ignorant cunt.
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Working as I do in an engineering workshop, eating at the machine is a non-starter. Which makes the gauntlet of stink and bad manners to be endured in the lunchroom, fucking awful. From the Fijian boys and the stink of their fucking curry (oh how I hate curry), to the open mouthed chewing and slurping of the Asian contingent (Asian to us is Chinese, Japanese or any far eastern cuntry). The latter is particularly fucking offensive, sounding like a gammy hookers’ flange unsticking from a plastic chair. Try taking smaller bites and chewing carefully, you little yellow tossers.
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I thought eating in public transport meant a packet of crisps or a chocolate bar.
Yous are telling me that cunts eat meals on the bus or train ?
C’mon..
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Yep, me. other cunts do it so I have to put up with their smelly shit food, the worst are those fucking horrible cornish pasty things from that well known pasty takeaway place, they fucking stink, and mcdonalds truly reeks.
I view my efforts as a public service really.
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I have often caught a train very early in the morning and there is always at least one cunt eating a pasty on there stinking the place out,who fancies one of those things at 6.30am?
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Here in Bristol it seems to mean some cunt giving their four kids three bags of crisps each which then get chucked around until the floor of the bus looks like the bottom of a budgies cage,the cunts
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Public transport is as dirty as a public toilet, the only saving grace with these filthy cunts eating on public transport is they are highly likely to developed Ebola virus and then the inconsiderate cunts will be dead….. so fuck em,the dirty cunts
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I don’t understand – how do they arrange the cutlery when there’s no table on a bus? Still, I’m sure it’s fine as long as they’ve washed their hands.
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