Stella Creasy

The Labour Party Autumn Conference 2015 - Day 3

Stella Creasy recently clashed with John Redwood over social mobility, and make the completely bollocks claim that the England football are shite, because they all went to public. You know, places like Eton, Gordonstoun etc. They’re shite because they’re all posh boys. There’s just one problem there, it ain’t fucking true.

I mean could you imagine Wayne Rooney or that clown, Raheem (must give the ball away) Stirling going to a school like Eton? They’d be mistaken for shoe shiners. This comes at a time when Diane Abbot, claimed that UKIP voters were the same who voted BNP. I’ve never voted BNP, neither have any mates, especially the black ones. I vote UKIP, because not one of the main parties has any respect for me, my friends or and British person. All they want is our votes. Something that has been proved with their treacherous behaviour over Brexit. Unfortunately, a lot of people in this country are thick enough to give them that.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

18 thoughts on “Stella Creasy

  1. The only way Wayne Rooney would end up at Eton is getting confused on the way to an Elton John concert. Two people one hair transplant.

  2. Don’t know who she is or what she does, so I googled her and then decided that, given the chance, I’d fuck her.

  3. A lot of the England squad did go to private schools.
    The working class becoming middle class has had a knock on affect on football.
    Years ago, Scotland produced some great players, shite as a squad but individually great.
    That was when they came from tenements that had space to play and there was no “no ball games” signs.
    Then the plebs moved up the ladder , and rightly so.
    Football fields started to disappear and soon the only place to play was pay to enter 5 a side pitches.
    Rather than learning to play with your friends in the park, it all became organised with coaches.
    When i was a kid, the coach was the lad who owned the ball that day.
    Try watching kids football, (take the missus, and then people might trust you) they all have the mannerisms of a professional footballer.
    They roll and wail when fowled,and spend the whole game frowning.
    But the worst for me is when they shield the ball from the opposing player, trying to win a throw in.
    Get stuck in and have fun, its just a fucking game , and it shouldn’t start to mean anything until they are fifteen.
    Then maybe the natural footballer will be back, rather than some spam valley kids getting all the breaks ………

  4. Darts fans at the world championship are cunts.
    It seems to me that not one single cunt has gone to the event to actually watch the game. If getting hammer drunk while dressing up is the order of the day, then stay at home, sink some booze and try on your wife’s clothes, you fucking pricks. Irrespective of whether you think darts is good, bad or indifferent, paying good money to go somewhere and then ignoring what it is you paid for, strikes me as fucking pointless.

    • Just like people paying top dollar to go to the football just to take selfies and then leave fifteen minutes early to avoid traffic.
      Surely if every bodies leaving to avoid traffic, they are going they are all going to get stuck in traffic.

      I never saw a full game until i was seventeen……….

    • It is great fun though!

      But I agree it’s best watched on TV.

      Last one I went too was in Wolverhampton (Grand Slam of Darts) and sporting a de-rigeur beer gut I was quite miffed when security asked me who I was playing that evening!

      I was so hurt I started to film him live on FaceCunt saying he was racists cos he called me a fat cunt and when I posted my experience on TwatBook I had and immediate response from my 2,000 close friends who agreed to meet with me afterwards for a candle lit vigil with my BLM and “Stop Byron Burger” SJW close friends (more than one like each).

      ….actually no, what really happened was that I replied (to the “who I was playing that evening” question): “YOU!” – cos that fucker was a salad dodger as well, but looked a lot more handy than me. We laughed it off and I proceeded to get cunted on piss weak expensive beer and a cheeky single malt smuggled in in a hip flask.

      I can only remember the Brendan Dolan match. ☺

  5. I’m surprised Jordan hasn’t been mentioned here in the last couple of days.
    bravo Jordan, all them years trying to fool the gullible sheepol that your now sophisticated.
    I don’t know why she’s being slagged off. If i went to a works party and the “sleb” stripped of and asked my bosses wife “who’s fucking him tonight, me or you” i would be well impressed.
    But hopefully it would be someone with nicer tits than Jordan.
    Did you see them ? Like two volley balls stuck to her chest……..

      • Got a minge like the Mersey tunnel on steroids. But to more important things. Please can we have a stop on mentioning Diane Abbott? It’s about time for my annual hard on and the very thought of that revolting slag has me wilting on the vine.
        A container of horn tablets wouldn’t stir me to that cow . How could the divine Jeremy , Cunt of cunts ,stir his loins to stab that gooey gash.?

  6. This woman is a moron.She clearly knows fuck all about football.I cant think of any football toffs off the top of my head.

  7. Stella Creasy. Attractive and eminently fuckable. I see a good future ahead for her and she is well placed ( on the benches ) to come to the attention of Amber Rudd.
    Attractive though she is, she remains a political cunt who will end up shafting us in any which way she chooses. Keep an eye on this girl, we aint seen nothing yet!

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