James Corden [4]

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James Corden is such an omnipotent cunt.
He is like Chris Evans on steroids (or pies).

Hardly breaking news, but the cunt was just on TV in yet another cash cow advert, so I had to vent. Sorry to anyone who had managed to forget the cunt for ten seconds, but I didn’t want to suffer alone. I hope his meltdown is near, and when it happens, it’s public, messy, and with an air of finality to it.

Flavour of the month cunt, and the flavour is stale piss on an electric heater element. Please fuck off, you fat twat.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

32 thoughts on “James Corden [4]

  1. Is this the fucking cunt whos always saying just 3 pound just 3 pound ,this fucker wants a fucking 10 ton steam roller going over him ,i think the cunts wired up wrong you know the fucking type the lights are on but theirs nobody home,this fuck wit knocks a me a fucking sick hes a true cunt,i want put my foot through the fucking tv every time i see him,hes a pure cunt sir..

  2. Apparently I am being reported to my uni for calling a guy who happens to have aspergers a cretin despite having the condition myself.You couldnt make this shit up!

      • No he is just a cunt who uses his condition as an excuse for acting like a spoiled child.

      • Just tell him he’s a fucking mong, Shaun… Or give him a slap… And let me guess: said tantruming cretin is old enough to know better?… Cunts like him shouldn’t be allowed out…

      • I agree…a bloke at a society I belong to…when I said hello..(out of politeness)..he is a ignorant twat…but he takes great effort being polite to the top people..he has aspergers…bollox I confirm its a ruse to be rude..so I don’t accommodate these mongs…

  3. Fat unfunny but thinks he’s fucking funny cunt.

    By the way, when does the revolution start? Brexit and nothing but Brexit. Those cunting judges need to go. And all those fucking cunts who want to stop it.

  4. I can’t concentrate on anything else.
    It’s a full on establishment stitch up.

    This is the day democracy became worthless in this country.
    No point voting.

    -was decided that MPs should decide who decides.
    -MPs voted for the people to decide.
    -People decided to leave.
    -people told that MPs need to decide if the people decided correctly.

    When the whole country already knows that 80% of MPs want to stay in the eu.

    Establishment didn’t like the answer and as the same in Ireland and Holland, the decision was circumvented.

    Second referendum or plain over ruling.
    Dosent matter.

    Democracy has left the building.

      • A slippery slope to the totalitarian state.

        Democracy has always been a lie, the real power controls Labour & Conservative anyway, anyone who thinks you have a choice is a cunt who probably watches the X-Factor, listens to Olly Murs and enjoys Adam Sandler films.

        Apparently a referendum is not legally binding, er OK.
        In that case a General Election is not legally binding, so fuck off.

        Once the MP’s overturn Brexit they will then do it when they don’t like the result of a General Election.
        But it’s all an illusion of choice, time for a fucking revolution, Oliver Cromwell style.
        Take back Parliament, Take back our Sovereignty and burn the fucking private bankers who control the Bank Of England

      • Interesting that Mark Carney has come out this morning and said that the BofE got it wrong with their warnings of Brexit gloom.
        Either and honest banker (isn’t that an oxymoron?) or some bugger leaned on him.

        Obviously not Osborne who it was revealed this morning has trousered a couple of hundred grand for three dinner speeches. Greedy little cunt – and the people who paid for it are even bigger cunts.

        The country’s fucked. Thank you very much Blair and Osborne!

    • Nah, it was a shit idea anyway. Lets go it alone and upset 25 countries in one go, watch our currency become fuck all and prices rise at the same time as jobs fuck off too.
      Ask the British people , when we know that most of them are cunts and should only be asked if they want chips with it.
      Brexit ,the no brain inserted choice.

  5. I remember this shitbag of a cunt after we voted in the referendum. The unfunny cunt said he didn’t know what was happening to this country and he also said the young generation were let down. Let me see, where was this lard arse speaking from, oh yes he was across the pond being totally unfunny there. I have always hated this pile of dog turd ever since I had the misfortune to see the cunt on my tv, fat fucking cunt.

  6. whats annoys me even more than him is the assumption by the people who make these feckin ads that we all think he’s a smashing bloke, a sort of ‘ national treasure’ . nooooooooo please dont makes assumptions on my behalf thank you very fuckin much.

  7. Lord Swinging Balls theory of reality:
    A big fat cunt ÷ √10 x ((meat pies)unlimited) = Corden

  8. Apparently even as a kid at primary school Corden was a fat fucker.
    When roles were handed out for the school nativity play, Corden played the part of Bethlehem….

  9. Shame the irritating sack of shit doesn’t do that sad fucking karaoke car pool with the BBCs newest political and social commentator Gary Lineker, and they get rear ended by a texting polish lorry driver.

  10. Cunts with luminous coloured hair are… well…. cunts…
    Usually student cunts, these knobheads walk around with ridiculous glow in the dark barnets, thinking they are ‘cool’ and ‘different’ when they look like twats and part of some crazy religious cult…. I’ve seen pink, green, purple,and yelllow headed wankers, but most of them are that ludicrous blue or turquoise shade… Do they realise what complete twats they look?! It’s usually girls (still cunts), but yesterday I saw a lad (for want of a better word) with luminous light blue hair… Student twat with his stupid accent and his ‘No To Brexit’ badge and loads of twatty sew-on patches on his jacket… No memorial poppy though, the ignorant little turd… I think the UK is fucked either way… Even with (or without, Miller you cunt?) Brexit the future for this land is either (ahem!) ‘migrants’ or chinless cunts like that student twat….

    • Aforementioned student cunt’s ‘patches’ included a McDonald’s logo, a picture of Lenin, a CND symbol, a Batman logo, a hammer and sickle, a Warhol/Monroe patch, an American flag and other shite to go with his No To Brexit badge and his stupid fucking hair…. Probably thinks he’s being ‘postmodern’ or ‘ironic’ when he’s just being a cunt…. A clueless fucking cunt…

      • I live right next to the University of East Anglia so am unfortunate enough to see cunts matching that description every day. Fucking masses of them. Either drinking, jogging or poncing around in elaborate fancy dress for some “worthy” cause. Whilst braying “Yah, aaactuallaay!” of course. Eurgh!

  11. James Corden is the epitome of a fat, talentless cunt.
    If I ever saw him on the rare occasion I am London I would plow that cunt down and reverse over him 16 times to make sure the fat cunt was dead.

    He is up there with Woman Of The Year BONO as the biggest cunt on the Planet.
    If Corden is so worried about starving children he should get liposuction, he could feed a village for 12 years

    • “Another slice of James Corden anyone? There’s plenty to go round”
      Be nice to see the fat twat participate in a remake of Cannibal Holocaust.

  12. It is quite satisfying to see the same level of vitriol I have for this obnoxious, unfunny, up his own arse cunt. I like to forget he exists which is a bit easier now he fucked off to the UK but why the hell is the advertising industry shoving him in our faces every five minutes. Are they fucking deluded….the reasonable portion of British society ie those who can spot a blatant cunty mccuntrtson do not want to be subjected to him without warning every time an advert is on. That dumb ass car one, apple music and now i have to listen to him sing a happy christmas song. Fuck right off and also fuck off whoever is responsible for forcing him upon us every fifteen minutes.

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