P J Proby

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(Note the dodgy photoshopping orf his treble chins. This is from the agent!)

(Note the dodgy photoshopping orf his treble chins. This is from the agent!)

Thought this old cunt was dead but no, he is oit on tour once more prostituting his iffy vibrato, forever in the shadow orf Elvis and too damn old ever to rip his trousers orn stage again (his one time publicity standby). Me memories orf the cunt go back to the early sixties when he was constantly cooking up bad boy headlines – splitting his pants, falling orf stage, drunken fights in clubs, bankruptcies and career come-backs.

Recall with some nostalgia the Opportunity Knocks when the legendary Hughie Green (who died alas too early for this blog) introduced him shrouded in black as “the mystery singer”. Seconds later oit came that excruiting vibrato and mystery no longer.

This bootleg video is delightfully crap enough to convey the manner orf the man…

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

43 thoughts on “P J Proby”

  1. I’ve heard of him. Me mam & nan would mention him occasionally in the “do you remember when” section of their musical memories alongside Conway Twitty and Frankie Laine.

    Just listened to his version of “Somewhere” when he was in his pomp. Vibrato aside, is it me, or does he sound like he’s adding a bit of extra punctuation as he sings where there should be none?

    https://youtu.be/6THoenNA7KQ

    • Yes, RwaC, that’s a very weird vocal style & the excessive wobble (you can’t really call it vibrato as it’s much too extreme) makes it unpleasant listening.
      Rumour has it he was called BJ Proby until one hooker said,”Blimey, all you could do with that micro-thingy is Pee out of it!”

  2. Never heard of him and also had to look up vibrato. I thought it was something he’d done with the mic ,looking at the way he’s holding it…….
    Ladies and gentlemen ,time for some Conway Twitty………….

  3. At least you cunts have heard orf Conway Twiity. PJ grew up and performed in the shadow orf Elvis Presley. As PJ has said “we all grew up singing the songs and doing the moves like Elvis. Elvis was our friend and was no different. That was the way it was. Only difference was Elvis had himself an agent and that Colonel Parker did anything to make sure his boy got on.”
    Lies orfcorse. PJ wrote some songs for Elvis and made demo records for him. Still blames Elvis and the Colonel for his crap career.

    • PJ Proby was a shitstain Elvis rip off cunt especially singing There’s a Place for Us to which a common view at the time was “well fuck of there then cunt!.” I also was not aware there was a statute of limitations on cunting. If there ain’t I would like to cunt the aforementioned Hughie Green who was an absolutely rancid, self obsessed, shallow, slimeball of a cunt who spread his cuntititude down the generations through Paula Yates and the Bob Gelding offspring as well as other various unacknowledged sprogs. Hughie Green, double your cuntitude, Opportunity Knocks for you to be a dead cunt tonight and I mean that most sincerely folks.

    • What about Shakin’ Stevens,he is/was another poor mans Elvis too, the daft bandy-legged cunt.

  6. I wanna cunt RBS NatWest apparently they’ve blocked the uK accounts of RT. Now don’t get me wrong I know it’s a Kremlin mouthpiece…but I for one am delighted to see the pretty Russian girls presnting footage of Russian MIGs blasting to smitherines Allah snackbar wogs (especially if they are paki scum from the uK). RBS is own by the UK and we all know who told them to do this.Adittionally an utterly shit bank after being bailout billions still running at a lost.

      • I’m telling you skidmark Assange is being straight jewed they don’t want him to release information that will damage hilarys vote and the current election.

        Kilary has even joked about killing him off with a drone barely even mentioned nothing beats pussygate…. although nobody cares about pussygate

      • If the MSM don’t report it, did it actually happen? I saw an interview of Newt Gingrich on ABC the other day where he said that pussygate got 23 minutes of news coverage to every 1 minute of the leaked Clinton e-mails.

      • “Cut” his connection!?!

        This is not 1983 on the set of Wargames with Matthew Broderick using an 800 baud modem and an acoustic coupler for fuck’s sake!

        It’s 2016 and I can watch a full movie in HD over a bloody mobile phone network.

        If Assange wanted to “bean spill” he could do that as easily and as quickly as I can get through a bag of pork scratchings and a pint of Abbot Ale (and that’s not long let me assure you)!

        And Assange could give any cunt a USB key (I’ve got a 128GB SanDisk one the size of my thumbnail) to dodge into the nearest t’internet cafe and upload til their heart’s content.

        I just want to know what the cunt is waiting for? Come on Julian spill the beans on Killary and Trump would probably pardon you for services to humankind!

      • You forgot to call Matthew ( i got away with blue murder ) Broderick a cunt for getting away with blue murder…………

      • Being holed up in the Ecuadorian embasy and afraid to go onto the balcony for fear of being killed by hillary probably explains why he hasn’t nipped out to a cyber cafe.

      • I did say “…could give any cunt a USB key…” he doesn’t have to make the trip himself.

        If he’s got some direct shit on her he could get it out there one way or another. Why wait – unless he is waiting for Killary to get in and then uses it as a pardon bargaining chip – the cunt!

  7. Hahaha funny that but RT isn’t a russian mouthpiece mate thats what CNN & BBC wants you to believe.

    Its definitely not perfect but its the closest we will get from sensational headlines and politically correct (wrong-think) RT actually use to be better with this but they are slipping lately…..unfortunately

    You’re right the female reporters on RT is top caliber softcore wank material probably the main reason for their recent hike in views

    • Nothing wrong with RT.
      If you take what sky is saying and what RT is saying, the truth is somewhere in between.

      Never mind the BBC.
      Don’t pay any heed to anything they have to say unless you’re a total Mong.
      The only thing that isn’t PC propaganda is the weather and even that has global warming crap occasionally attached to it and the whole forecast is generally wrong.

      But yes, RT has the migs, the explosions, the “British” pakis getting blown to kingdom come and some top notch fanny presenting.

      Half the presenters seem to be American I’ve noticed.
      Abby Martin is worth a good look next time you find yourself alone on the couch.

      I know that RT do that to appear more international but I wonder if those presenters will ever be allowed back into America unmolested by the cia?

  9. More news you are unlikely to get from the BBC. It turns out that 7 of the 9 Paris terrorists entered Europe posing as refugees. So when people were being called racist and islamophobic when they flagged the issue of security it turns out they were actually right all along. Who’d have thunkt it?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3829986/Seven-nine-jihadis-involved-Paris-terror-attacks-entered-Europe-Hungary-pretending-refugees.html

      • And what about the ‘children’ let into Croydon today?.. How convenient that none of them have any paperwork, ID, or age records… If those smirking wogs are children then I’m a Scouser… Just like Germany, this is a time bomb waiting to go off… I wonder what Lily Mong and all the other snowflake cunts will say when one of their ‘children’ commits rape or a terrorist act?….

      • When it does happen, and it will, it will be on the BBC and ALL of the media whore SJW types such as Allen, et. al.

        There is more than enough evidence to support the fact that these cunts were allowed in due to “public pressure” (no – just pressure from media outlets and fucktard “stars’ who won’t be directly affected by their utterings) and therefore when it does happen I hope those affected decide to sue said media/SJW cunts for facilitating those acts of crime/violence.

        Not one ordinary bod (i.e. ordinary working folk doing a normal 9-5 job) I speak to want any of these cunts over here, and to a person say that it’s a disgrace we’re letting in folk who are quite clearly NOT children without knowing the first fucking thing about them (Al Qaeda and ISIS must be rubbing their fucking hands) with this “open door”, no way to prove who they are way into the UK.

        O’course you never hear the ordinary person’s view because we’re all racist and unfeeling cunts aren’t we! No, it just makes us sensible and rightfully concerned you cunts!

      • And notice that there will be no young women, or girls coming to Croydon… They will all be young men, guaranteed… May and Rudd have already proved that they are pro-muslim cunts and – like their predecessors – think nothing of betraying the British people and putting them in danger… ‘Vulnerable children?…’ Yeah, fucking look it, don’t they?…

        Also, it turns out that Lily The Mong’s precious ‘child’ (the one the ugly spazbag ‘apologised’ to on ‘our’ behalf) is the son of a barbaric Islamist savage who used to do dirty deeds for an Afghan warlord… Of course daddy has been in the UK for years claiming benefits, and now his filthy offspring will be joining him in the welfare free for all… Nice one, Lily.. Go and kill yourself, you total fucking mong….

  10. PJ Proby and the Prostrate Exams……………………….I would of advanced his career some.

  11. P j proby sounds like a pervert touching people in their sleep……or a case of morning glory……… or both………..

  12. I recall PJ Proby once did a murderous version of Joy Division’s ‘Love Will Tear Us Apart’…
    What a complete cunt…

  13. Is that actually a photo of him? Looks more like a promo photo from the original Planet of the Apes movie.

  14. Jose Mourinho is a cunt,

    Tactical park the bus boring cunt, he takes the beautiful out of the beautiful game, and he looks like a Pidgeon.

    • Not sure if he looks like a pigeon or another bird. As much as I dislike Man U, one thing is they always attack quickly and dangerously. They are not looking balanced and for the first time ages Liverpool actually look a better team especially going forward. Finally that Fellaini is a dirty cunt and also an ugly unibrow cunt, a fucking shit footballer cunt, and he is a cunt.

      • Pool deserved something out of the game… De Gea, Herrera, and Valencia good for United, but Pogba was shite… Fellaini is a useless twat, I agree, and Ashley Young is a soft cunt….

      • Young is shite, and I don’t know why Mourinho played the cunt instead of Lingard or Mata…. It’s hard not to like Klopp though: he puts everything into it and he loves the game… Maybe United dropped a bollock by not going for Klopp when they had the chance… And any United fan* who says they were happy that they got Van Gaal instead of Klopp is a lying cunt… It’s like pretending to be pleased you’re with a fat bird, when your mate’s got a fit one….

        * Not counting Twittermongs, Chinkies who have never been to Manchester, Paddy cunts, and Glazersucking twats like Kilduff, Boyle and Mark Goldbridge… Fuck off!

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