Until you lay mashed crippled or dead in the water then the whole world knows what a moron you are. May as well stick a rocket up your arse and light it whilst your mate films so it can be uploaded to youtube.
If your going to hurt yourself in a moronic way at least have the decency to record it so as we can laugh at you and kids being dumb enough to to think about copying you can at least see the possible results first
Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit
If you’re going to jump off a bridge into three of water, at least have some consideration and kill yourself because I don’t want my taxes contributing to your upkeep for the rest of your sad stupid life
Nominated by: Dioclese