Lucy Beaumont – she ticked all the boxes to win the BBC Radio 2 new comic of the year in 2012 , unfunny and female and utterly shit. She has even had her own series on BBC radio lately and it was eye-wateringly unfunny.
A sound reason for the scrapping of the shitfest that is the BBC.
Nominated by: One Hull of a Cunt
Im from Hull and yeah I agree shes an unfunny cunt,im sure shes the daughter of Hull writer/woman Gill Adams….shes also married to that other miserable unfunny cunt Jon Richardson….she uses the Hull accent in her comedy but il wager she talks quite posh off camera…..I worked with a bloke once whos mate also knobbed her mam
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She looks fucking dazed
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She looks like someone is fiddling with her flaps & dirtbox.
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Looks like a true Cumdrunk slut
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Another spoonfed and useless cunt helped up the ladder by nepotism…
Still, on the bright side, at least she isn’t Philomena Cunk… Now there is one seriously unfunny cunt…
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Female comedians aren’t funny
Banging on about shopping and tampax and how wank men are.
Only one stands out in my mind and that’s morgarna Robinson, she’s funny and has massive Tits.
So everyone’s happy.
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I know some cunt will say ‘too soon’ (despite it being 19 years ago) but I would like to nominate Princess Diana.
The so called ‘Queen of Hearts’ left a big fat fuck all to charity in her will. Pampered self promoting cunt that she was. While she was getting praise for talking to someone injured by a landmine for a few minutes others who weren’t being self promoting vapid blonde cunts were getting no recognition.
If you think she was a saint you’re a cunt.
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she only became “Queen of Hearts” when she knew she was on shakey ground, before that she didnt give a fuck and it was more about, what she was wearing than what she was doing.
Kids turned out alright though.
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I remember that interview when she said she wanted to be known as the queen of hearts and the dumb ass look on her face as she said so. I almost spat my jelly there and then and looking back on it again I still gip a bit. This kind of blatent emotionism is what has led to the grief monkey circus we see today after a terror attack.
And don’t forget the taste of mohamed’s man gravy was still fresh in her mouth when she died.
Definitely a cunt of inter galactic proportions .
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Water fighters are cunts…
I mean, we all did it as kids (in that glorious summer of 76) but fucking older kids and adults having water fights is as childish as fuck … I dare say the same thing that happens in kids water fights happens to adults who do it too… There was always one kid who liked to throw his/her weight (and water) about, but told the others that they ‘weren’t allowed to get wet…’ Needless to say the smug little cunt got a drenching and then kicked off Viz Spoilt Bastard style and ruined all the fun… Now that is going to be worse if it’s pissed up ‘youths’ or adults in a park acting like three year olds with water guns (spoiled cunts… We just had empty Fairy Liquid bottles)… Some soft twat is going to get soaked, go into a ‘rage’ and it all kicks off….. This happened in London and it begs the question: what the fuck were bottles and knives doing at a seemingly innocent water fight? The cozzers should have water cannoned the lot of them… Pathetic cunts…
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-36841826
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I had a snowball fight and some twat lobbed a block of ice at me, at that point I got rather pissed off and threatened to shoot the cunt, mind you it was a war zone so “legitimate”
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Unannounced Waters fights are just childish especially if you got expensive clothes on or any electronics I’d smash the cunts.
People are just retarded blockheads but I laughed when it said the dumb bastards needed riot gear lol just get a fire engine and spray the cunts down
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I know of only one kind of cunt that brings a machete to a water fight and starts chanting ‘black lives matter’ the second plod tells them to behave like civilised human beings…..because they aren’t.
I’ll let you figure out the rest.
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I was blisfully unaware of this cunt until this morning.Thank you OHoaC for bringing this tragic waste of a human life to ny attention.
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