Kelly Martin

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In Grays, Essex we have total cunts like Kelly Martin who decided to drop her keks in broad daylight like Kerry Katona in an airport car park and piss all over the wreaths on the local war memorial.

You are a fucking piece of shit Kelly Martin, you are in fact a great of example of why there is no need to import foreign scum when we are burdened with our home grown cunt scum such as you.

I doubt you have enough savvy to realise why what you did was so wrong but you must have enough brain cells to know you are you are a total nasty cunt.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

15 thoughts on “Kelly Martin

  1. If ever there was a case for the return of public floggings, this “thing” is it. Can’t even think of a suitable obscenity to do it justice.
    “Cunt” is too mild…

  2. If there was an justice, a ghostly hand would appear from the memorial and shove a British Pattern 1907 bayonet right up her shitter, all 17 inches of it

  3. Well fat ugly cunts need attention too, shame she had to piss in public to do it. The fucking vermin

    • At least Paula Radcliffe ran 26 miles to do it, this fat pig probably waddled the 50 yards from the pub to the kebab shop then the chip shop an a macds before slumping her fat jelly arse on the poppies

  4. I’ve no problem with Mr Vomit hijacking my cunting of the aforementioned Shami Cuntribarti, as a low life like Kelly Martin supersedes even Ms Cuntribarti. There would have been some mitigating circumstances if she’d pissed on Shami instead. Both total cunts.

  5. Did she just take a piss or did she drop a deuce too? this whole thing is actually kinda funny.

    I’d wager she was drunk or high obviously a cunt but why would you not want to deport foreign scum instead you red mate?

    • I have no issues with deporting foreign scum, fuck I would give our own scum Syrian passports and deport them fuckers right outta Camden.

      It’s the import export deficit that concerns me.

      Now I know some of our more liberal countrymen may think that the human rights act should prevent us from such acts. But I strongly counter that some people lose their human rights when the abandon any human principals or morality.

  6. This fat ugly bitch should be birched… Except they’d need a tree trunk to whack that fat smelly arse… Pure fucking filth, the scum of the earth….

    • After some reflection this pleb bitch is physically doing what the political class has been doing to our war dead and veterans for decades if not longer.

      Yes she is a cunt and it is right to be angry at her, but how much more angry should we be at the political class? How many veterans are on the streets because as single men they don’t count PTSD or not.

      Kelly Martin will be up in front of the magistrates tomorrow, Tony Blair is unlikely to be held to account they say, however troops that ended up in Iraq due to his lies and lust for an easy war are now likely to be tried for war crimes.

      Kelly Martin is the embodiment of the establishment, living on the sacrifice of others.

      • Agreed Sixdog… Like those inbred Royal cunts in the vast Buck House… While war heroes live in shitholes on a pittance and others are homeless only a matter of a couple of miles away… Like that Geldof shite too… The cunts went to Live Aid and Live 8 in droves, to raise money and then ‘awareness (Ha Fucking Ha!) for Africa, when there were (and still are) thousands of poor, needy and homeless in London as these ridiculous ego-wanks went on…. Sure, we’ve left the wretched EU (I hope!), but Britain is so rotten and fucked up in so many ways…

      • Exactly. Politicians have been shamelessly pissing over our war-dead for more years than is possible. Do they care about veterans? Do they fuck. It’s shameful to the very highest degree. Agreed that fat cunt who pissed on the memorial should suck on a barrel, give the trigger a nudge and turn her own head into a vase.

        What in the name of fuck has happened to today’s society? Fucking bleeding heart liberal toe-rags who self-agenda cunts like that should be jettisoned off a boat into Mossel Bay and made to swim further out. This country is rotten to its bones.

  7. I’d like the nominate the new Ghostbusters movie and the cunts who defend it.

    What a load of PC bollocks this movie is, the people defending it assume that anyone who criticises the concept is some raging misogynist. People acting like it’s some great stride for feminism just because they changed the gender of the protagonists. You’d have done more by actually producing an original movie instead of coasting on the success of the previous male orientated movie. Then again women are constantly trying to ride on the coat tails of men as they’re entitled cunts who want stuff handed to them on a plate.

    Then they cast that fat ugly unfunny cunt Melissa McCarthy in it and make the token black women an uneducated fucktard, I’m sorry I meant ‘street’. Trying to be PC yet still racist as fuck. Well done you utterly useless cunts.

    I don’t want to watch it because it looks shit. Get that into your head you sanctimonious cunts.

  8. Have heard bad things about this movie for as long as it has been in production, sounds like they have just stolen the name of the original movies but mainly it is PC bollocks, this is indeed a cunt movie and money spent seeing it is wasted, if you see this movie you instantly become a cunt.

    On a side note
    Whilst googling for is a cunt because I am actually to lazy to type the URL in, high on the list of returned results was a mumsnet page – to think my husband is a cunt.

    No nomination here, just wondering of this fledgling cunter has moved on to greater things and now possibly drops in here to cunt off cunts with the rest of us.

  9. The fat,ugly sow should be made to lick the monument clean while an STD- carrying donkey shoves his tadger up her reamed-out arsehole. I’d enjoy that show.

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