Seumus Milne


Lefties turn to insults, because the festering cauliflower in their head that passes for a brain, is incapable of logical thought. They cannot process the fact that freedom of speech is a right that EVERYONE has rather than just them. They don’t understand that people have every right to disagree with them. It will not compute that other people, generally the majority, don’t subscribe to the limp wristed, ill thought out, vile, incomprehensible bullshit, that the left churns out on a daily basis.

Only today I have a discovered a lefty who beats the lot hands down. Step forward, Seumus Milne. And no, that’s not a typing error, it actually is his name. I’m guessing his parents hated him, and his middle name is “Cuntypissflaps”. Corbyn has just made this distended rectum his Director of Communications. He’s also a columnist for, (quelle surprise), the Guardian.

Milne is a true cunt. Among other things, he reckons the murder of Fusilier Lee Rigby wasn’t actually a terrorist act, because he was a serving soldier who’d fought in Afghanistan. So basically, in Milne’s warped mind, Lee Rigby got what was coming to him. Oh how I would love to meet this cunt in the street.

You can research this sack of bollocks for yourselves. I’m off to shag my wife.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

14 thoughts on “Seumus Milne

  1. Son of Alasdair Milne, former head of the BBC. This boy’s known what it’s like to struggle in life. Sent his kids to selective grammar schools. Is cunt.

  2. I’m not going to research it, i’ll take your word for it, he’s a cunt alright!

    Now i’m off to shag your wife too…

      • I on the other hand don’t need to see a picture and am happy to take a chance whilst bearing my Latin family motto in mind regarding any possibility of intercourse with the opposite sex ‘melior quam generosum’ which roughly translated means ‘better than a bloke’

  3. The hilarious thing about Milne’s appointment as Labour’s communications director is that the cunt hasn’t actually resigned from The Guardian to take up the post – he’s only taken a sabbatical. So even he doesn’t expect it to last!

  4. His daddy, Alasdair Milne was a BBC DG lefty cunt who was ground down and spat out by Margaret Thatcher to be replaced by right wing cripple Marmaduke Hussey (I did not invent the name). What a fucking family orf lefty gravy train suckers.

  5. To be fair, if he attended boarding school he was probably fucked up the arse by a teacher or senior boy. This would explain his fucked up thinking.

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