Laverne is an epic cunt.
First off she was in that crap band (the crappily named Kenickie: named so after Jeff Conoway’s ‘Grease’ hoodlum). Her real name isn’t Lauren Laverne either. The Laverne bit was nicked from Laverne De Fazio from Happy Days and Laverne and Shirley (I recall the original Laverne had great knockers!).
Lauren Laverne is basically an archetypal BBC hippie and another Jo Wiley (Like one isn’t enough!). Expect to see Laverne chinstroking and talking shit on any BBC music programme, along with those other Beeb knobheads: Danny ‘Cunt’ Baker, the aforementioned Wiley, Sara ‘Had loads of’ Cox, and that Bitter Blue Manchester City cunt, Mark Radcliffe…
Nominated by: Norman
Born in 1978 so way too young to know anything about proper music but has the required regional accent so instantly goes straight to ‘Go’ and collects £200 on the way. Seems that if you have a speech impediment and know the names of Norman Jay, The Chemical Brothers and Keane then you pass the interview. Bring back proper DJ’s I say…Like, erm…. Jimmy Savile…Er…Maybe not.
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Now now I was born in 1978 you old cunt…
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Carol Vorderman is a cunt….
I thought she was alright in those early Countdown episodes and throughout the 90s… Not at all flash, far from stupid and even attractive… She was rather sexy back then…
Fast forward to 2015…. Plastic surgery to the fizzog, a huge pair of plastic tits, a very bad peroxide dye job… Does all kinds of tacky books and TV shows, and also now does the bottom end of the celebrity magazines circuit: with other cunts like Colleen Nolan, Denise Welch and those Birds Of A Feather cunts…. Vorderman was one of the more intelligent and real women on TV… Now she’s a professional celebrity and looks like one of those old slags from those horrible ‘Real Housewives’ shows…. Goes to show how a bit of money and fame can change a person, and not for the better….
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An excellent opportunity for some fun and games with Photoshop I think…I’d like to have a go on her new ones for sure.
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I’d have given her one like a shot 20 years ago, but not now…. This isn’t a dig at women over a certain age… Women can age well (look at Monica Bellucci or Gillian Anderson)… It’s just that Vorderman has become just like every other tacky bog-standard UK celeb bint…
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3212004/Carol-Vorderman-says-fell-treadmill-naked.html :This story may make you laugh or cry and I am not sure which Norman 😛
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Nice one.. I wouldn’t have minded seeing that back in the day…. But these days Carol looks like a rougher version of Liz off Coronation Street….
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Bloody hell Norman, I must have fallen asleep on the sofa last week, and i woke up to one of those “the housewifes of battered cuntsville”
shite.
for about 30 seconds, I really did think I had died and gone to hell
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They really are dregs, Andy…. The price of tripe, as my old uncle Charlie used to say….
Vorderman now has more fibreglass and gaudy plastic on her than the edifice of the Manchester Arndale in the 1980s….
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I take your point about Laverne – and indeed Whiley – but I’d still do them both without hesitation.
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In character Fred? I presume that means kill them and bury the bodies in your cellar when you say ‘do them’ ?
Fill your boots Fred, fill your boots, or should that be cellar, you did it once, go for a new PB, hell, even go for the WR 😀
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I recently asked Tez Christian if he ever did Amanda De Cadanet when they did The Word together… He’s not saying though….
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Everyone else did, Norman, so it wouldn’t surprise me. I bet she’s got a cunt like a clown’s pocket.
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True, Fred… It always astonished me that John Taylor (Duran Duran) married her… He had a record with top birds that almost rivaled George Best…
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I know Giggsy did Danni Behr….
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I did Dani Behr, hell, I bet if you asked the people who comment here at least 6 would say yes! – She was nice a bike, she was the fucking peloton
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Just checked out Laverne`s Wiki page.She is a Labour party supporter a vegetarian and a Roman Catholic..yep she is definitely a massive cunt.
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Lauren Laverne is actually just a gobshite know nothing cunt with regional accent.
She knows fuck all about decent music and thinks that her opinions are untouchable because of her oh so hip leftist views, which will soon change when she gets battered shitless by her fucking pets when they relieve her of her compulsory fucking iPhone.
Oh, and Kenickie were shit.
Name one decent song.
Nope, me neither.
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Damn this Cunt website is addictive, I find myself thinking, saying and being a cunt more and more often which can only be a good thing. This website is a Hurricunt (see my Cunters dictionary entry) and it seems BBC breakfasts Bill Turnbull has been affected by the same Hurricunt that is this website.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liqgFwdjYhQ
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See the cunts smirk at the end.
True cunt.
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I think this sums up my feelings about this woman – ‘Her position on 10 O’Clock Live has been controversial, with literary and television critic Ed Cumming of The Telegraph asking “What is the point of her? It was like watching your dumbo big sister die at a talent show.”‘
She was the most shit person in that cavalcade of shite.
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Anybody been watching the world championship athletics? I’m sure they could run faster if they weren’t weighed down by all that make-up and jewellery.
And the women are just as bad.
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I cannot fucking stand (and neither can he, right enough) that Adam Hills.
Fucking smug Aussie cunt.
I have nothing more to say.
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This is interesting. It is a link to the yank TV shootings/murders as seen live on air plus the video that the killer took orf his work. It is hosted on a right wing anti gun control website deedicated to defending the freedoms orf the good ol’ US orf A. The videos are here offered to cunters for their salutory and educational value and viewer discretion is advised. You will note that they are preceded by a good wodge orf advertising. God Bless the American Way.
A word orf warning for those orf a nervous disposition. The filums seem to be taken down every couple orf minutes then put up again. Quite a battle orf free speech going orn. Persevere:
http://allenwestrepublic.com/2015/08/26/graphic-video-taken-by-shooter-bryce-williams-as-he-shot-reporter-guest-and-cameraman/
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Nice post, Sir.
Bit of a shit shot though, wasn’t he? Completely missed a stationary target at point blank range with his first 3 shots. If it’s one thing I hate more than a cunt , it’s a useless cunt.
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Loads of do-gooding touchy feely cunts on telly: telling us it’s the right thing to let all these ‘migrants’ into Blighty… The stupidity of those who say the UK should let them in is fucking astounding… Probably the same people who also criticise the poor public services….. Also they bring their stupid fucking religions with them, which is basically what started all the crap in the first place… The UK can’t even look after its own…. We no longer have a social system that can adequately look after our own poor and needy!
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The issue is with those do gooder cunts is that they believe policy should be dictated by emotions and what “feels right”.I hear them say things like ” they are people too they have fled desperate situations as there is only a few thousand anyway”.What they fail to realise is that taking that approach will encourage more and more to come and as you say Norman we are struggling as it is to look after the current population.I have even met a couple of do gooders who have said oh these calais migrants will be good workers.How do they figure that out! hey almost certainly don`t have any English skills and probably don`t even know who to write their own name in their native language.Again they think with their liberal hearts and ignore these perfectly legitimate concerns as they don`t form part of their rosy little narrative were we can all hold hands and sing we shall overcome.I mean think of all the shit countries to live in and then count their populatons.If even 5% of all of them come we will be in deep shit.Australia have the right policy but if anyone dare says that then they are a racist xenobhobic nazi .Why don`t these dogooder cunts offer their living room for a migrant family to sleep on or would that disturb the peace of their nice metropolitan middle class suburb?
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You make being a racist xenobhobic nazi sound like a bad thing.
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Utter fuck cunt worthy of cuntitude merit.
typical talentless, vacuous, asinine, cunt of the highest order.
A true worthy cunting!
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