Adam Henson

Two cocks for the price of one!

Two cocks for the price of one!

Adam Henson of Adam’s Farm/Countryfile IS A CUNT!

Not because he’s ginger I hasten to add, but that does nothing to help his cuntishness. It’s his incredible ability to bore the living arse off every man, beast, fowl and insect in every square meter of countryside. His irritating energy and enthusiasm, dressed in what looks like Man At C& A- Autumn wear circa 1985. His annoying habit of continually chattering as he hurls straw bales about for no other reason other than it probably makes him feel more rugged.

Smacking the arse of one of his Hereford Bullocks with an ‘Isn’t she a beauty’, and then carting her off to be slaughtered, the sandy skin toned callous bastard’s unrelenting eagerness never wanes. I swear that in one edition of Countryfile I saw one of his prize bullocks look at him as if to say ‘YOU GINGER TOSSER!’

Of course I am ignorant being a city dweller, and I know nothing about farming. I am sure Mr Henson would give me a good dressing down if he were to read this post. But I still think he’s a bit of a cunt! And I trust there will be plenty who would agree with me. Despite him being labelled the ‘Nation’s Favourite Farmer’.

Nominated by: Chris McMillan

3 thoughts on “Adam Henson

  1. He is not ‘a bit’ of a cunt. He is A LOT of a cunt. A whole cunt, a complete cunt, the total definition of a cunt. Utterly fake, a liar, and so fond of his own bullshit. I particularly appreciated your ‘Smacking the arse of one of his Hereford Bullocks with an ‘Isn’t she a beauty’, and then carting her off to be slaughtered’ point, couldn’t be better made. He lovingly smacks cows arses to make money, whilst expecting us to think this is quaint, what an absolute cunt. Whenever he looks meaningfully at the camera, I die just a little bit more. But yet apparently the ‘nation’s favourite farmer…’. Well that’s a nation full of cunts then.

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  2. Can’t believe I’m posting again, but I truly HATE this condescending fucker. ‘Hello little piggies’, followed by ‘ooh yeah I love a bit of bacon me’. How does that work, Arsehole? He is a full-time deluded sociapath. CUNT.

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  3. I find him irritating, his irritating tone, his irritating obsession with rare breeds (dude, they die out for a reason) or Brexit (please tell us more Mr well-paid upper middle-class rural “farmer” why anyone should care what you think), the irritating thick air of fakeness around him, his irritating self-promotion, etc.

    I dunno, some people just make you want to punch them for no good reason you can think of. Just as there’s people you are infatuated for no solid reason there’s people you hate.
    I have no problems with most Remainers, I have no problem with any other Countryfile presenter, I usually like farmers, literally down-to-earth people, but Adam?

    Naw. He’s a cunt.

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