PJ Harvey

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PJ Harvey is a cunt…

PJ Harvey recording her ninth studio album as an exhibition within the Inland Revenue’s former staff gymnasium and rifle range at Somerset House, London ? What a pretentious cunt… She looks like a nag (as in horsey) too…

Nominated by: Norman

21 thoughts on “PJ Harvey

  1. She has been knocking around for decades. Her one notable attribute is that she has always been shit.

    For the life of me I can’t name one single song from her repertoire. And I love music.

    She is the musical equivalent of the colour beige.

    And a pretentious cunt to boot.

  2. Harvey is another case of degenerate slag female entertaining making the dumbed down ‘yoof’ of today forget the past artists’ greats that once made our music culture excellent.

  3. Since we’re on the subject of shite “musicians”, I’m nominating Morrissey. Apart from the shitty…fucking…songs of misery, he’s a complete twat. Morrissey is a vegan, which means he considers it his God given right to tell everyone else on the planet what they should.

    For example, he recently cancelled a gig in Iceland, (the country, not the shop), because the venue he had chosen in Reykjavik refused his demand to only sell vegetarian food. The venue promptly told Morrissey to fuck off. Not those exact words, obviously, but it was made clear that the venue’s management reserved the right to sell whatever fucking food they wanted, including food containing meat.

    Naturally, Morrissey went full drama queen. In his little rant, he even used the word “cannibalism”. Last time I checked, and that was immediately after reading the story, cannibalism involves one human eating the flesh and/or organs of another human. Hot dogs are made from pigs. Which are not human.

    So, fuck you Morrissey. You are an eternal twat. Your music is miserable AND shite. You have an unjustified sense of moral superiority, and don’t even know what a fucking cannibal eats. Thick fucker.

    • My typing skills are shite. That first paragraph should have ended with the word “eat”. Sorry folks.

    • Many years ago I lived in Scandinavia.

      One of the local TV stations had an interview with the smug Manc twat when he was living in the U.S.A.

      I don’t know if this was aired in the UK but someone who drives a brand new Jaguar XKR convertible through the Californian countryside, while trying to pretend that life is all doom and gloom when you are the millionaire Morrissey can just fuck right off.

      At the time I was living off of bread and jam for the last week of the month, while enjoying a tremendous 6 hours a day of sunlight and I get this sad sack of smug liquid shit smiling back at me while driving my dream car.

      Morrissey can fuck right off.

      I hope he gets gang raped by the animals he professes to care so much about. The cunt.

    • Morrissey – doom and gloom? Nah, that’s just lazy media labelling based on the title of one song, Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now, which, apart from being around 30 years old, was actually a pun on the song by Sandie Shaw (?) called Heaven Knows I’m Missing Him Now. As for the “No meat in the venue” stipulations, that’s not exactly new – he’s been doing that for decades. And at least it’s more honest than a cunt like McCartney who bangs on about vegetarianism while happily taking a cut from all the burger concessions at his venues (don’t let ethics get in the way of profit, you cunt). I’m only pointing out the above because there are far better, more fundamental reasons for re-cunting Morrissey: namely that he has the voice of a tone-deaf goat having its throat cut, that he has the face of a tarmac-laying pikey who’s done a bit of bare-knuckle boxing, and, more importantly that his fans are the most annoyingly self-absorbed cunts on the entire planet. Where’s Flaxen Saxon? I smell petrol…

  4. What I dislike about Morrissey is (like that old hag, Chrissie Hynde) that he treats animals better than he does human beings… Morrissey also eulogizing cunts like the Krays and wearing a West Ham shirt (someone from Stretford wearing a fucking West Ham shirt?!!?)
    has decreased his standing in Manchester considerably… Mark .E. Smith (a seriously disturbed Man City cunt. But a dry, funny bastard) was asked if he was disturbed by Morrissey mincing around with a union jack onstage… Smith’s reply was; “Yeah. Considering Morrissey is fucking Irish!”

    Marr was the talent in The Smiths… Like Smith, Johnny is a bluenose… But he’s a good lad…

  5. Morrissey is indeed an irritating twat of epic proportions. This from an interview with him:

    “While we were playing the song “Meat Is Murder,” somebody in the audience threw a heap of sausages onto the stage, and oddly, they hit me in the face and part of them got in my mouth…”

    Yes Morrissey, I’m sure you have had this experience many times backstage as well….

    On a separate note. now that Paul Gadd has been convicted of further paedo offences, perhaps its time he had a fresh cunting. I’d pen one now but I’m such a lazy cunt

    • Love that mugshot the police released of Gadd. You can actually tell that he’s fucking dirty little paedophile twat. Hopefully, he’ll die in prison.

  6. Now I know what the dirty old frigger meant when he sang “Cum on! Cum on!”
    Not to mention “I’m the man who put the gang in bang”

    • Not so much “I’m the man who put the gang in bang” as opposed to “I’m the man who put my cock in kids”

  7. He can always entertain the hardened lags in “D-Wing” with some appropriate tunes from his back catalogue. I would suggest:
    “Hello I’m back again”
    “Do you want to touch me”
    “hard on me”
    and
    “Doing alright with the boys”

    In that order

    • I truly hope Gadd gets beaten to a pulp inside. The man is too much of a coward (like most pedos) to actually top himself, so I’m contenting myself with the thought of all the beatings he’ll have to endure, and all those mugs of tea laced with piss (and worse) he’ll unwittingly drink.

      • Oh yes, that dirty pea-dough-file cunt will get such a fucking kickin, from the inmates & the screws.
        I take solace in the fact some inmate will want to make a name for themselves and ‘shank’ Gadd in the neck so bad he dies crying in a pool of his own blood.
        Dirty fucking nonce, RIH (Rot In Hell)

      • yeah but the queen will probably give gadd a mbe like she did for saville and rolf harris, everytime i drive by KFC i see his fucking face makes me , and the royals love pedos more entertainers who abuse sick children in hospitals or disadvantaged countries like gadd did the better for the queen , he gets caught in thailand and vietnam and he still claims innocence what a sick pedo cunt

  8. John de Mol now this bastard deserves a right royal, grade one super-duper with bells on cunting. he is the total cunt who started,dreamt up Big Fucking Brother. He has for over a decade been responsible for a opening a Pandoras Box the size of a bloody megalith of cunts(both celebrity and wannabe celebrity,)not only in the UK but its spawn as infected the whole world with cunts on television.

  9. No idea who he is & I cannot be arsed to ‘Google’ him, however, if he created Big Brother then he deserves to be hung, drawn & quartered, not just cunted.
    The fucking cunt faced weasel cunt that he is!

  10. Cunted the Dutch cunt a few years back so time for another. Created Endemol with Joop van den Ende which you will see on the closing credits on most orf the game show and reality show credits world wide. Makes money out orf flogging the format orf crapola world wide. Should have called the company Stront ( that’s Dutch for shite).

    http://www.endemol.com

    • The cunt also brought in the Voice, which deserves a monumental cunting in its own right.

      • thats why music is so cuntifed at this point, rap, american idol , the voice, BBC all 100% responsible for cunting up the music industry bunch of asshats , we will never have interesting music again, i only listen to intelligent music my favorites are Syd barret, Johnny Thunders &the heartbreakers , Toiling Midgets, Negative Trend, The Sleepers, Flipper, soft machine is all right, pink floyd division bell sucks though at least i wasnt crazy about it, the jam were great in their prime but their stuff is a bit dated, kevin ayers is alright, my bloody valentine is a great band, early pixies, early ramones, TISM Is great also they have a good cunting sense of humor , wipers , any three intials oh look i got cunted away but also like video game music thats pretty much it. OI Cunts

  11. AHHH its a spawn of satan kill it before it multiples into a alien cunt, this stuck up twat should be burned at the stake not for heresy but for being a terrible fucking musician god does her music suck btw dont let her name fool you shes a kike she also got a mbe from the cunt queen, any musician who accepts an MBE from the queen is officially a cunt and a has been sellout with no morals or a code of ethics, selling england by the pound

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