Judge Rinder

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“Judge” Rinder is popping up all over day time TV in a shite courtroom “reality” show copied from the usual USA crapola. Robert Rinder is a camp cunt and prussic poofta who delivers jaundiced judgements on sub Jeremy Kyle type tossers that have no legal validity whatsoever. He is not a kosher judge, cunts.

According to his own publicity the cunt is apparently some sort orf bastard barrister and distinguished legal wizzo. Not too distinguished though not to prostitute himself for a wedge orf appearance fees on some tacky TV circus where wankers various claim against each other for grievances such as “I bought two hours of a brass’s time and she had fleas” or “the condoms I was sold at my corner shop are too big and the packie that owns it is refusing to change them because they have been used”. ( If only the cases were that interesting )

If any cunt is feeling aggrieved for having bought some orf Dioclese’s dodgy time share and fancies one orf tight arsed Rinder’s purse lipped put downs, give it a go.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

12 thoughts on “Judge Rinder

  1. Louis Van Gaal is now coming across as a bit of a cunt….
    He is now saying that United need a ’20 goal a season striker?’
    First of all, why spunk all that money on Falcao, when he has been worse than Garry Birtles?
    Second, need a striker? We need two top class centre halfs, a midfield general (a la Robson or Keane), and a load of the shit we have playing for us (Jones, Evans, Smalling, Fellaini etc) need to be kicked out/ sold for glue/shot…. Need a star striker? Get the rest of the team sorted out first, you arrogant Dutch cunt… And stop that long ball shit! We are Man United! The team of Law, Best and Charlton…. Not AFC fucking Wimbledon…

  2. “Sub Jeremy Kyle type tossers”

    It is a terrifying thought that something that fucking dense could even exist outside of a lab.

  3. Chris Spivey is a cunt. A gargantuan cunt. A pig-ignorant, barely literate, inarticulate conspiracy theorist cunt with a website on which he posits his ridiculous theories that pretty much every major national disaster and/or world tragedy is a hoax staged by “crisis actors” sponsored and arranged by the government of whichever country the event takes place in.

    Spivey is a typical under-achiever with nothing to show for his life but his tattoos and therefore has only his hilarious insights and idiosyncratic notion of “the truth” left to bequeath to posterity. His website is littered with self-dramatising crap about his arrests and lack of support at court appearances, how he won’t go to hospital in case he’s murdered by the establishment, and photos of his pets and infant grandson presumably designed to elicit sympathy (or “illicit sympathy” as Spivey would surely write).

    9/11? Inside job.
    Australian coffee shop? Faked.
    Lee Rigby? Didn’t happen (in fact Spivey alleges that one of the “killers” was in fact the boyfriend of a Bristol-based “crisis actor” who took the role of the female Australian lawyer “killed” in the Sydney coffee shop).
    ISIS hostage beheading videos? Hoaxes.
    Glasgow bin lorry crash? Staged (and the motive for that would be what, Chris? You’re slightly sketchy on this…).

    Tell all the above to the families of the allegedly fictitious victims – or are they crisis actors too? And presumably that means their friends and neighbours, extended families and everyone they work with and went to school with must be crisis actors also? Fuck me, being a crisis actor sounds like a job for life – where can I apply?

    And now the cunt is even suggesting that the mugging of disabled pensioner and Tony Robinson-lookalike Alan Barnes (the crime that prompted that recent massive whipround) was a huge con. According to medical expert Dr Spivey, Barnes is not a pensioner at all, just a young guy with a progressive ageing disease and the so-called mugger was, presumably, a crisis actor (once again, no credible motive offered).

    Egged on by a tiny band of fucktard believers, each one a cunt in his or her own right of course, Spivey frequently points to “anomalies” in tabloid news reports as “evidence” of his laughable theories.

    Just like thecolemanexperience (cunted previously) who often links to the Daily Mail (of all places!) for his “evidence”, the Cunt Spivey either fails to realise or conveniently ignores the fact that tabloid journalists deliberately fabricate, embellish and distort their stories to make them more sensational – so of course the truth and the facts won’t ever bear much relationship to what you find in the tabloids, but there’s no conspiracy – it’s just that tabloid journalists are lazy, unethical, unprofessional cunts, as has been demonstrated time and time again over the last few years.

    Likewise, as any fule kno, reporters on 24-hour rolling news channels routinely present ill-informed conjecture and speculation instead of verified facts – but they are not trying to mislead, they simply don’t have the full story and are just desperate to fill airtime so they waffle on regardless.

    Anyone who sees anomalies or inaccuracies in tabloid news stories or 24-hour rolling news reports as “proof” of so-called “false flag operations” is a monumental cunt who urgently needs their fucking head examined. And that’s all Spivey’s “revelations” essentially consist of – Spivey insisting “it couldn’t have happened the way The Sun/Mirror say it did because…” – and that’s true, Chris, very often what appears in the tabloids beggars belief – but only because tabloid hacks unashamedly make the stuff up, you silly cunt! Once you realise that tabloid owners are in it to sell papers by entertaining readers, not by reporting the truth, maybe your hilarious paranoia will subside a little?

    Undoubtedly there have been a lot of historical establishment cover-ups (paedophilia and murder at Dolphin Square, Elm Guest House, Cyril Smith, etc), but the problem with cunts like Spivey and thecolemanexperience is that by presenting serious, credible issues like these within the same context (ie on the same websites) as all their ludicrous “false flag” bullshit, they only serve to damage the plausibility of those cases which truly do merit investigation.

    The only “inside job” I want to see is the one where the fucking delusional cunt Spivey tops himself.

    • That’s one cunt we can cunt with pleasure. What’s with the guy other than making himself out to be important when he really doesn’t have a life? There’s a certain blog where I’m not allowed to comment (you know who you are) where some of the regular contributors think the sun shines out of this guys arse – especially when it comes to conspiracy theories.

      And you forgot the Boston Marathon bombing. All done with Hollywood gel packs you know. Nobody was really hurt…

      • Of course there’ll be blogs where you (and others) are not allowed to comment because the unsurprising irony of all these sites that claim to expose “the truth” and to stand up for freedom of speech are usually very quick to block/ban those who don’t accord exactly with their own world view.

      • Try “Richplanet.net” if you like your credulity stretched. Some of Ricardo’s notions are very very strange.

    • I actually had you marked as a cunt, a true cunt!
      after reading this comment I now know you are a delusional cunt, a repeater who is repeating the same old shite you have read online regarding Spivey.
      Yes he is a cunt, yes he is making money from his doom porn shite (see Icke, Jones, Tellinger, etc etc)
      But to dismiss everything he says without actually doing ones own research is naive, ignorant and exactly what the PTB want.

      Until people wake up and find their own truth people like Spivey, Icke, Jones et all continue to keep the biggest lie playing out.

      • Bollocks! And that Jesus was a cunt as well. Responsible for more murders than Adolf Hitler.

        Spivey is definitely a cunt peddling mad theories just to get himself in the public eye. A sad little twat who can’t live without being important. Except he isn’t. He’s just a twat.

      • “Until people wake up and find their own truth” = sounds like ‘the holy book’ is Spivey or one of his footsoldiers, as that phrase is seen time and time again on conspiracy theory websites.

        I regularly read Spivey’s blog for its morbid car crash entertainment and comedy value, and I have never found any “insights” or any “evidence”on there that can’t be easily disproved.

  4. Bugger me Fred, that was one big read. I agree with the thrust of your thesis that Spivey is an attention seeking, narcissistic twat. The man deserves to be cunted on a regular basis.

  5. I’ve just had the misfortune to discover this shitty arse weasel while channel flicking. I concur that he is a prize cunt. Even his name sells him as a cunt

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