Sir Nicholas Fairbairn QC


Scots QC, paedo piss artist, Tory MP and fawning sycophant supporter of Margaret Thatcher, this cunt was principally famed for wearing all things tartan and copious sexual indiscretions including a whisky fuelled lunge at the aforementioned Iron Lady (strewth!). Now outed for alleged serial child rape and smelly feet.

Much claimed to have taken place at sex parties organised for the high and mighty in the jocko legal profession at a location in Edinburgh as well as at every peado’s favourite B&B (that’s Bed &Breakfast with Buggery&Bondage) in London, the Elm Guest House. While campaigning against homosexuality and gay rights, the cunning cunt managed to squeeze in a busy career as a bum boy.

Linked naturally with Cyril Smith and a closet of perverts yet to be disclosed. Apparently also shagged anti-paedo campaigner Ester Rantzen (blimey and bugger me butler!).

In the immortal words of Sir Harry Lauder “Who you tickling now Jock?”

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

7 thoughts on “Sir Nicholas Fairbairn QC

  1. I would like to Nominate Mary Berry for a right cunting.

    Annoying, flakey skinned, botox ridden, mutton dressed as lamb – that thinks the world owes her adorance because she can bake a fucking cake, thinking she is everyones Nan.

    Real Nans cook the fuck out of cakes, and get joy only giving them to those brave enough to try them. And thats what she should fuck off an do.

    So you can BAKE, great, not fuck off and do it off my TV you cunt.

    In fact, please also put her up in the dead pool. At 79 she gotta be a contender.

  2. I would like to nominate the oft seen online claim that Jill Dando was murdered because she was investigating a paedophile network at the BBC. The main reason for this is that no fucker has actually produced any evidence for this yet this doesnt stop the ‘alternative sheeple’ from repeating it again and again. What a lot of pish.

    • These sites are shite. I reckon they’re just attention seekers. I had a go at them over on mine 10 days ago :

      Also there’s a cunting of thecolemanexperience coming on a couple of days time

      I know of a few others as well. Best ignored on my view. They all use ‘moderation’ to make sure nobody who disagrees with them ever gets a comment published whilst banging on about supporting truth and free speech. Stupid people actually believe them. The latest load of bullshit to surface is a video of the parents of beheaded yank journo James Wright Foley being interviewed which apparently ‘is a couple of bad actors so bad it’s almost comical’. Apparently the bloke wasn’t beheaded at all. It’s all faked. I wonder if it ever occurs to these cunts that anything is actually real not a conspiracy theory.

      Here’s a song and a nice video about it too by a mate of mine :

      • Yeah, thecolemanexperience links everything that happens on this earth to paedophiles and Zionists. The arch cunt who “writes” that blog blames Cliff for Jill Dando’s death.

        Hilariously, much of the “evidence” provided on his site is just links to other conspiracy sites or the Daily Mail!

      • The other key feature of conspiracy theories – as in the claims that 9/11 and 7/7 were “staged” – is that all the witnesses who gave statements to the media or police were “crisis management actors”. This reminds me of old episodes of the Mission Impossible TV series where, along with Barney, Willie, Rollin and Cinammon, Jim would occasionally select from his file of agents “The Hartford Repertory Company” – it was hard to suspend disbelief in a fantasy-thriller TV show, for fuck’s sake, so the chances of it actually happening in real life are zero. The kind of elaborate conspiracies these fuckwitted cunts propose depend not only on the connivance of all the emergency services, the media and the entire government, but also a cast of hundreds of “actors” (and, presumably the friends and familes of these so-called actors who never ever come forward to say, “Wait – s/he’s not who s/he says s/he is – that’s my next door neighbour…”). In this culture of whisteblowing and easy online access, how come not one of these so-called actors or anyone directly involved in the conspiracy has ever come forward…? Maybe because it’s all lies written by mentally ill cunts?

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