Much claimed to have taken place at sex parties organised for the high and mighty in the jocko legal profession at a location in Edinburgh as well as at every peado’s favourite B&B (that’s Bed &Breakfast with Buggery&Bondage) in London, the Elm Guest House. While campaigning against homosexuality and gay rights, the cunning cunt managed to squeeze in a busy career as a bum boy.
Linked naturally with Cyril Smith and a closet of perverts yet to be disclosed. Apparently also shagged anti-paedo campaigner Ester Rantzen (blimey and bugger me butler!).
In the immortal words of Sir Harry Lauder “Who you tickling now Jock?”
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke