The emaciated fuck-pig, Michaela Strachan. A cunt from Slitland.
This deformed (cock-nosed) dirt-bag has:
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No talent whatever
No skills
No face (it looks like a piece of shit that has been poked with a stick)
No knowledge of anything
No voice (except the faux-intelligent lower-middle class drone of a cunt)
No personality (save for the relentless phoney cheerfulness of a child-killer)
How the fuck does the worthless cunt keep getting stuck on the TV, you ask. Well it’s because she’s uglier (inside and out) and dumber than the used jam rags that commission and produce shows on TV.
And the TV lovies they also enjoy the knowing Strachan goes ‘home’ and slashes at her arms and legs with razor blades when they criticize her for being a totally vacuous worthless lower-middle class cunt.
Nominated by: You ugly bastards!
“……it looks like a piece of shit that has been poked with a stick……”
“…….save for the relentless phoney cheerfulness of a child-killer……”
Presumably, as a child-killer who has experience poking excrement with a stick, you are qualified to make such determinations?
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Me again.
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Arse.
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The filly did feature in one of television’s golden moments. She was swimming with sea otters or some such when one of the aroused beasts stuck its snout up her fanny and then tried to shag her. All on live kiddies TV.
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Unable to find the classic clip but here is a quick flash of the fanny in question. Bit of an old boiler now but in her day me dears…..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjgUhm3qOqA
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Another clip of the same ilk:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edZYowlKJzI
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“……..Bit of an old boiler now but in her day me dears……….”
The Tutor would have you read this:
http://aquarianslovetofuck.blogspot.ca/2014/06/in-praise-of-older-women.html
Query?
Do you own a pair of yellow trousers?
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Chuka Umunna
Supercilious devoutly onmessage slaphead Labour Shadow Business Secretary largely self promoted as the British Obama (paleeese). Been making the news regarding his reported disparaging comments about UKIP supporters being “disconnected because they were not computer literate”. Fine to be ageist and bigotist then.
Well me dears, Chuka encounters his Kama. Rather delicious irony that he has now been trolled by a wave of “computer illiterate” UKIP silver surfers. Chuka old heart, you are aware that a lot of people out there do not like you – not because you are of mixed race, not because you are an arrogant metro sexual twat but because you are a cunt.
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Added to the cunt Q
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Can somebody please cunt Kiss FM! The radio station of choice made for (and by) useless braindead CUNTS. The only way is essex style cuntspeak that serves to interrupt the same 5 shit records constantly on loop is enough to make your ears bleed.
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Consider it done!
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You could always change to another station. XFM for example.
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No doubt a master of the cock
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Michaela Strachan has licked out more BBC fannies than Fanny Cradock (true story).
The cunt Strachan has procured more kids for BBC peedo snuff monkeys than 50 Jimmy Saviles.
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I saw Strachan at the Hacienda club: when ITV were filming The Hitman and Her…
The show was shite, and Pete Waterman was a right cunt… But I’d have given Michaela one on the night… Mind you, it was 25 years ago
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Precisely dear heart
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Frankly, I used to fancy her as a lad. No classic beauty, of course. But I’ve always been attracted to those type of women. Call it a personal quirk. But now she must be well past her best, being fucking old and all.
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Would YALL faggot.
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Sexuality and the faggots.
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Yes Mr Saxon. I too thought she was a prime bit of totty in my youth. Dunno why she was cunted originally, rather innocuous TV presenter with no classic beauty but lots of charisma.
(Oh and “Mike”, you are a cunt)
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