Pippa Middleton’s a cunt. I am not remotely interested in her life as a socialite or her tips for gracious living.
In fact, with a grandfather who worked down the pit, an uncle called Gary and a mother who made a living selling duty free Woodbines she’s not even posh at all. Her sister may be the next Queen but that is if she can beat the track record for recent royal marriages. I will give it ten years before she is either on Prozac like Diana or ripped to the tits on drink like Fergie.
Nominated by: Anthony Quinn
True, the pretentious little hussy needs reminding of her working class roots.
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Hannibal Lecter on first meeting Pippa Middleton said:
“You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition’s given you some length of bone, but you’re not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Socialite Middleton?
And that accent you’ve tried so desperately to shed: pure County Durham. What is your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you… all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars… while you could only dream of getting out… getting anywhere… getting all the way to Buckingham Palace.”
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The worst kind of snob in the entire cosmos is one who has forgotten where they came from: and then thinks they have elevated themselves above everyone else…
Not a real royal of course (even though she fucking thinks she is!). But, like them, she’s a freeloading parasite. She’s a faked up, Pimms drinking, fwar-fwaring, chinless cunt! And as for her famous arse? I’ve seen better back ends on a double decker bus!
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Pippa Middlebum (heh) at least has physical beauty on her side.
(George) Iain Duncan-Smith has neither looks, brains or common decency going for him. What he does have is a crooked CV, a stint as a failed Tory Party leader behind him, and the position of Secretary of State for Work and Pensions to his name. A notorious liar, IDS has been called to account for using crooked statistics to justify his policies, been found to be wrongly using others, and even lied to parliament on several occasions.
But the biggest cuntishness about this man is the effects his policies have had on the poor and disabled. Figures vary, but estimates put the number of deaths resulting from this man’s policies in the thousands, as disabled people are found “fit for work” by the ATOS-run disability denial factories and thus have their benefits reduced or withdrawn entirely. All of this is backed up with a thorough record of incompetence, wasting millions in developing an IT infrastructure for his Universal Credit pipe dream that had to be written off and overseeing the development of Universal Jobmatch, a jobsearch website that is full of fake or duplicate job vacancies to which unemployed people are forced to sign up on pain of benefit sanctions. This is on top of a culture of obfuscation, poor practice and an “I believe it so it must be so” attitude that emanates from the biggest, most venal, vile, despicable, incompetent, worthless, and somehow luckiest cunt ever to grace a UK government.
Iain Duncan-Smith, the cuntiest cunt of all.
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But, I do feel she is a potential rape victim
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Iain Duncan Smith is possibly the biggest cunt in Britain… I wish someone would assassinate the sadistic, lying, bald Tory scum!
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She has a nice ass,and I wouldn’t read anything She wrote anyway. I’m as shallow and happy as an heir to the throne
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