Fucking hell, how can that posh voiced twat Mitchell pull that posh blonde sort Victoria Cohen? Y’know that one with the amazin’ set of tits.
She must have to wear a blindfold when the fat cunt hoists his folds on top of her.
Don’t worry Dave, I’d happily stand in to give her a real seeing to, seeming as you probably couldn’t find your microscopic cock anyway yer cunt!
As for Webb…..well there is only one proper description for him.
Nominated by: Hurling Dervish