Alex Zane


Alex Zane who fronts Cunt Tube is a pasty faced kiddy fumbler with arse wipe hair who wears shiney “cool” three button suits the ironic sneering talantless wanker.

Running out of ideas for your crap list show dildo? Stick a camera down your designer trousers, post the video on UTube and you’ll win smallest cock on the web.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

6 thoughts on “Alex Zane

  1. looks like a stickman that a child would draw but he is such a talentless twat who loves himself far too much when everyone else thinks he’s a knobjockey. Another non contributor to the world

  2. I dont believe in violence unless needed but i honestly think if i saw alex zane in real life i would attack him. It would be worth the few months in prison when he obviously would run crying to the police. Im quite a calm friendly person generally but i hate alex zanes fucking self loving cunt face. I want to hurt him.

  3. Alex Zane – (forget Alladin) this knob head is nowhere in the least bit amusing and is a good reason to have the whole of Channel 4 admin and whatever the fuck it is that hires (these complete cunts) adopted to Ruanda………………. along with all the fucking shite in this country, especially – politicians – especially cunts in London!

  4. I wholeheartedly agree with all the above. This bloke is an extremely irritating moron – a self-publicising talentless, unkempt creep. Where the hell did he come from? He needs a good wash and a comb.

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