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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
If you’re looking for cunts bigger than Katie Price’s vagina, look no further than the University of Leicester’s ridiculously named Centre for Hate Studies.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/09/01/overwhelmingly-white-countryside-halal-food-report-claims/ [Sorry for the link behind the Telegraph payroll Admin, but I’m no Grauniad reader]
These prize cunts have published a report on the issue of “rural racism” which claims that ethnics face “challenges” in the countryside because rural England is “overwhelmingly white” (lucky rural England). I gather from the article that this report is a bingo card of left-wing babble-speak: “discomfort” and “psychological burden” from “navigating predominately white spaces” and that traditional pub culture and other “mono-cultural customs” are exclusionary.
However, I’m sure the poor foreign people this report sympathises with are more than happy to get oodles of benefits from the UK’s over-generous welfare state.
It states that the countryside lacks “appropriate facilities to meet religious and cultural needs”, and does not cater for “dietary norms that are rooted in religious or cultural practice”, such as kosher and halal, adding to feelings of exclusion. The report notes that “the availability of halal food or spaces for prayer could make a significant difference in whether people feel comfortable visiting the countryside”.
I guess the report hasn’t asked the Anglo-Saxon natives if they prefer food that isn’t cruelly slaughtered by some bearded savages who utter jibberish to some non-existent sky daddy as the animal bleeds to death in agony. I have said it before and will repeat it that the only animals who should die in this way are halal butchers themselves.
This lead author of this report is someone called Prof. Neil Chakraborti who is Leicester’s Hate Studies lead (another nonsensical DEI position). His picture in the article looks like a boiled head smothered in curry.
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The Gatwick Detainees Welfare Group.
No this isn’t about pissed up holiday makers being confined at the airport..
To quote:
“Ridy Wasolua, from the Gatwick Detainees Welfare Group and a former detainee at Brook House, told the BBC that self-harm went up last year because some residents had taken a drug called Spice.
“That drug hurts you so much that you don’t know what you are doing to yourself,” he said.
“You want to stop the pain. You put yourself in a room with no windows, locked up there with no windows, you are completely locked up, how would you feel.”
Indeed.
This sorry tale is about the alleged poor treatment migrants receive at yet another detention centre,as “discovered” by….yes that’s right Our BBC.
Please do availnyourself of the details of this unrelenting sob story of cunts here..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cew0847jkgdo
Too much violence?
Dear me,what a mess.
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Alexander Isak
‘Having long legs with almost no calves is a sign of meanness, selfishness and deceitfulness’
– Geoffrey Chaucer, The Reeve’s Tale
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cly4my21lz7o
I think we can all agree that today’s top footballers are mostly greedy, selfish, mercenary cunts. However Alexander Isak has shown himself to be a cunt on a completely different level to the rest.
3 years ago Isak joined Newcastle United and is now one of the Premiership’s top strikers thanks to the hard work of his manager Eddie Howe and the coaching team. Last season the Toon won their first trophy in 56 years and qualified for the Champions League.
You’d think playing for a team on the up, £120,000 a week and the adoration of the fans would be reward enough. But not for Isak, oh no. He thinks he’s worth more and spent the summer causing his manager no end of grief by refusing to play and demanding a transfer to Liverpool, despite having 3 years of his contract to run. Personally I’d have stopped his wages and sued the cunt for breach of contract. The greedy shit didn’t even make a formal transfer request because that would lose him £6 million of the transfer money.
Anyway, Liverpool came up with the readies at the 11th hour and off he has fucked. To Liverpool I say the following:
1. You’ve paid too much.
2. Just wait till Real Madrid or PSG come sniffing in a couple of years and the cunt drops you in the shit too.
3. I hope it doesn’t work out and your fans turn on him. As they do.
4. Next time you play the Toon I hope Dan Burn breaks both the cunt’s legs. Permanently.
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Amie Upton
Is a cunt who also appears to be some kind of neo-natal necrophilia-obsessed fetishist.
** All, please be warned that this cunting involves death in childbirth, or shortly after **
Zoe Wards baby boy died at three weeks as a result of brain damage. After a recommendation from a family friend, she asked Florries Army to arrange the funeral, set up by Upton following her own daughters still birth in 2017.
Ms. Upton presented herself as a Funeral director. However, when Ms. Ward went to the address provided the following day, she was absolutely distraught to find that it was not only Uptons home, complete with cat and dog, but that her baby was posed in a baby bouncer “watching” cartoons on TV.
After phoning her mother in hysterics, a proper funeral director came and removed the baby to an appropriate place.
First. I offer my sincere condolences to anyone who has lost a child in such tragic circumstances.
I cannot imagine your pain.
You will be absolutely astonished to learn that in England and Wales, people who offer funeral services are totally unregulated, and you need zero qualifications to set yourself up in that business.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gjr0ylenzo
Sorry Admin, link.
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King Atehehe:
Cunters who enjoy the exotic will appreciate this one.King Atehehe (reminds you of Carry On Screaming’s King Rubbertiti) is a black jock who is grifting and receiving sympathetic treatment from the police (“have you been hurt in any way”?, “has your property been damaged?”), because he and his lady wife – and their “handmaiden” (!) is camping out in the woods because he claim’s his people’s land was taken from them by Queen Elizabeth The First.
Yet again a loony is taking over the asylum. Read it for yourselves, in all it’s quare and absurd detail.
https://metro.co.uk/2025/09/02/african-tribe-claiming-scottish-woodland-clash-with-locals-trying-to-destroy-camp-24060502/?ito=sailthru%7Cmetronewsletter%7Cnews&st_profile=&st_blast=41396875&utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=News%20Updates%20Headlines%2003/09/25&utm_term=Coronavirus%20News
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Zack Polanski
All Hail the new leader of the Kale & Kumbayas, one Zack Polanski. Though curiously his parents named him neither Zack nor Polanski. However Zack, or whatever he’s called, is ideally qualified for the job – vegan turd burglar, degree in Drama, and espouses policies that make Magic Grandpa look right-wing.
So Zack is for leaving NATO, inviting the entire Third World into the country and taxing the rich to extinction. And presumably he wants soap abolished. What’s more, Zack can enlarge women’s breasts through his special powers of hypnosis. So I can see our own Mr Knee being converted to the cause.
Anyway, here’s the main item of politics news from Auntie Beeb on the day of his enthronement, though I’d have thought the Entertainment section would have been more appropriate:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd0d0d08jnjo
Obviously Hypnojugs stands in solidarity with the people of Gaza along with the rest of the kindergarten Left. Or so he tells us. As a chutney ferreting J*wboy we can but hope he’ll pop over there to lend support. Somehow I don’t think he’s that stupid though.
What a cunt.
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Flash Sheik “Goldfinger” Gulzer and his oppo Manasdeep Singh
The South Coast has always had more than its fair share of chancers, chiselers and cunts (no my friends that is not why I live down here, well not the sole reason). Grade 1 listed buildings (eg the West Pier and the Albion Hotel) get burned down, prestige restoration projects suck in Lottery Grant cash but somehow never get restored. Dodgy councillors, cor blimey planning permissions, allegations abounding and Masonic Machinations all come to the party.
The headline jaspers above are coming up for trial on fraud charges. They are in the migrant hotel bunga bunga – Goldfinger is reported to have trousered £60 000 a month from the Home Office for just one of his hotels oh and they do like Piers. They own Eastbourne and Hastings Piers and for why? Worrying when you consider what happened to the West Pier (it burned down in very dubious circumstances). Piers these days are expensive to run and difficult to make a profit without cutting corners but then there is always the insurance. Asylum Seekers Piers, now there’s a thought, they could be spread across the country and the Home Office could claim that technically they were not in the UK, caught between High Tide and Low Tide water. Brilliant solution surely worth an MBE.
Thus I give you the glorious face of modern British multi-racial business:
https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/25397475.hastings-eastbourne-pier-owner-appears-court/?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwY2xjawMRmH1leHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETBSRUZMR3NQMFdhN2w1anh4AR6f_MJuH_Z745VTyczhtPkr9dlXr9wmzcMStoPda2yB6sCdB0ze0ExsHQKBKw_aem_w37q7_zEfwufPxvu0QTDYA#Echobox=1755511525
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Don’t believe everything you read in newspapers!
I kept on seeing this headline.
“New rule for every driveway in England in force now”
First of all, it’s click bait. New rule/in force make it sound as if there’s some legal requirement that you were unaware of.
Naughty newspapers!
Now, this refers to the fact that it’s no longer necessary to obtain planning permission to install an EV charger in your own off-road parking space.
** news flash! Unless you lived in a listed building or a conservation area, you never did! **
All you needed was a certificate signed by the building regulator to say it met standards.
So, why was this a big thing?
Because it affects businesses who want to install them at their premises, and folk who only have street parking can install them under certain H&S regulations.
Also, and most importantly, it will allow the Blob to claim that they are achieving their plan to have 300k charging points in the UK by 2030.
A cunning plan indeed.
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Admin.
Can you please add
If I were you, and you have an EV charger, have a kill switch indoors.
The link
https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/uk-news/new-driveway-rule-every-house-32347786
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Neil Hopper,quite aptly,is quite the cunt.
This tale is so bizarre that I have my doubts that Mr Cunt Engine will fully grasp the demented nature of this Hopper.
The mad cunt,having a fetîsh for amputation,froze his own legs so that surgeons would have no option but to chop them off..
He then made a fraudulent insurance claim as part of his insane plot..then returned go work..
As a highly regarded surgeon in Our NHS.
The cunt was found out as one of his hobbies involved another mad cunt who had already been collared for bizarre surgery and pornográphy that would make the Deputy Prime Minister blush..
Luckily the taxpayer has had the luxury of both accommodating his return to work sans legs and then trying and convicting the lunatic.
A very special case indeed.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yvpx20le2o
Dear me.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5ykyewrerpo
The count is now 7. 7 members of AfD have now died just before their local elections.
“Police have made clear there is no evidence of foul play in the deaths, but it means that new ballots will have to be printed and some postal voters will have to recast their ballots.” Tldr the police investigated itself and found itself innocent yet again.
Saw another article trying to downplay the mortality rate of candidates, saying it was “7 out of 20,000 people running for election across the areas” 1 is too many, yet 7 is ridiculous, but its not that its 7 its that EVERY one was from the party stigmatized the most in the media, they are just the German Reform for those from UK. I’m worried that other governments will see the German left getting away with clear fowl play and start getting ideas, see how much the left in the UK hounds Nigel Farage and Tommy Robinson and the joke of a police force we have now, I can see them copying Germany’s homework, getting caught but not caring.
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The women’s rugby world cup.
A fairly short nom admittedly, but the untidiness in thus BBC article really doesn’t need an essay to explain how ironic the lbqxyz community really are.
These boilers are always promoting ‘inclusiveness ‘ and how they wish to be accepted into ‘normal society, but then good old bbc run articles like this in the link, that just pigeonholes the lickers thus making them proud to be a separate community….the exact opposite that they wish to be. I take from all these type of articles about ‘inclusiveness ‘ they are anything but. The protagonists in my opinion actually want to be seen and appreciated as some sort of special club, and if honest the last thing the really want is to be seen as part of ‘normal ‘ society despite what they preach.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/articles/c7013897e5no
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Untidiness…….fuck knows what word I original put, but it wasn’t that one. Fucking predictive text
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The Motoring Enrichment of Staniforth Road.
I can’t quite put my finger on the reasons for this road being known as one of both the most enriched yet accident prone foods on England..
Oh no,silly me..its all down to the local residents and their aversion to both taking driving lessons and driving like they are still in Karachi,and tripping over their bedsheets “clothing”.
Perhaps if normal law abiding British people lived there this wouldn’t be such a calamitous curry of a mess..
The cunts.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crkjme824dmo
Tufty Club Oven.
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Sir Robert Maurice Jay
Or as his job title suggests – The Hon. Mr Justice Jay.
In an insult to all those who were killed on 7/7, this self important ass wished the terrorist Haroon Aswat, “All the best” on his release from prison.
https://metro.co.uk/2025/09/08/judge-wishes-terrorist-set-leave-secure-hospital-all-best-24105041/
I see the hearing took place on April 1st, and apart from this judge being an April fool, for some reason the judicial system is trying to make fools out of all of us.
Leaving aside the fact that this terrorist should have been executed, he’s so ugly that his visage should never be able to pollute the UK again.
When asked where he would be staying, the cunt announced he would be moving in with family in Batley. Says everything really.
Brush up on the lyrics to ‘Don’t Look Back in Anger’, It’ll make everything alright when this cunt strikes again.
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The £90 debt deduction.
So I thought this was a wind up when I heard about it, but seems to be true.
A new tax, £90 per month per wage slip on all workers as part of the nations debt recovery.
Meanwhile the Government continues to support the far away people who have washed up on our shores at the expense of the tax payer, providing, free income, shelter, food and telecommunication’s to them.
Something is very amiss here, have we been invaded and occupied by people who have far from our interest at hand.
Further example, I need to see a dentist, I don’t want to, I need to, NHS appointment no fucking way, Chuck £100 in their direction and I will have a tent dweller poking round in it in 9 days time! will I get anything back on my NI contributions will I fuck!
additional £90 my fucking arse, maybe he should get his mates to pay taxes?
Add a fucking link LB thank you. C.A.
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