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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Thou shalt not…smoke, because we say so.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn08jy6w0l5o
The best way to stop smoking is to never start. However, just in case our wonderful Government has taken that burden off the shoulders of anyone who turns 18 on or after 1/1/2009 by passing a law making it illegal for them to purchase tobacco.
Of course, no one has ever bought anything ever that they weren’t old enough to buy, not ever. Be interesting to see how that’s going to be policed.
This also raises the question of how the loss of revenue, increasing year on year, from sales of tobacco will be balanced out. By savings for our NHS who would be treating fewer and fewer folk for smoking related illnesses? That’s a very long term prospect and I can’t be bothered to crunch numbers.
In the short term, some of the revenue will be clawed back by taxing vape devices and products, which is ironic as vaping was lauded as the answer to quitting tobacco and, at one time, your GP could prescribe them FOC, along with nicotine patches and gum, to help you quit the evil weed.
I’ll add another link separately about vape tax.
As a footnote, I have been a 20 a day smoker from the age of 15, and I’m 72 now. I cut down to 10/12 simply because cigarettes are unbelievably expensive.
However, I have been advised, strongly, to stop for medical reasons, I won’t go into detail, but I’m proud to say that I have not had a cigarette since 13:00 on 16th April, and I don’t want one, either. However, I do love my new vape, or crack pipe as the Berserker calls it. I am allowed to vape, btw.
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Vape tax.
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/introduction-of-vaping-products-duty-from-1-october-2026/introduction-of-vaping-products-duty-from-1-october-2026
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Peter Kay… What a cunt.
The ‘northern funnyman’ is doing four gigs in Bolton for Bolton Hospice.
However, the thing is, Kay has insisted that only those with a Bolton postcode need apply.
I personally think he is about as funny as crabs. But, what the fuck is he at? Is this a new form of Lancastrian Apartheid? So, the hordes of fans who packed out arenas across the country and who made the fucker a millionaire are now not allowed to see him? I’ve heard of shitting on your fanbase, but fuck me.
Maybe Kay has done ir because he knows a shitload of Bolton yonners will lap up everything he does at these gigs. Everybody I’ve met from there watches Emmerdale and listens to Meat Loaf. But, the system of Bolton residents only is also ridiculous. Some cunt could only have moved to Bolton a week ago. Doesn’t make them from the place, does it?
Of course, we’ll get the ‘But… But it’s for charidee yer know’.
If that’s the case, why not make the hospice a shitload more money by playing the Co Op Arena a few times? Then we’ll get ‘But… But he’s giving something back to his own’. So the multi millionaire star is suddenly Robin Hood and loves Bolton? Well, does he spend the Winter in Bolton? Or does he fuck off to Miami or Barbados for the duration? I think we know the answer to that one.
Anyway, how much more garlic bread, big lights, Bullseye, misheard 80s pop lyrics, crap pop and all that other bollocks can people take? Naturally, the ‘folk’ in Bolton will love it.
Link below. He looks like some sort of fun mirror Cliff Richard.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cew7rr4jqg2o
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Eddie Izzard:
This is really a double cunting, not just for the mixed up old man HIMself, and the Daily Mail, who insists on calling this quare freak “she”. Clearly miffed that HE never became one of Kweer’s mincers, the publicity machine for the old pantomime Dame has shuddered into life again, to let us know that at 64 HE wants to have children, and also to descend to pathos by telling us how lonely HE was at boarding school (that explains a lot!) and the death of HIS mother when HE was a lad.
We have heard it all before. Eddie nobody loves a fairy when HE is 40, and you are a quarter of a century past that.
If this thing was allowed to have a child, it would be the most egregious case of child abuse. Apart from the fact the old bugger would be 80 or over when the unfortunate child hits it’s teenage years, and would be an unpaid carer to this old toilet per*ert, he or she would have for a father a mixed up old MAN who thinks it is a woman. Just imagine the child’s life at school with all the bullying because of this elderly freak show,
There must be a firm NO to HIM if he tries itl. I think chemical castration would be best for it. HE is a vile creature and the Daily Mail should not be encouraging HIM in his quare fantasies. Just imagine if HE got both HIS wishes and became an M,P, and a “mother”. Apart from the adult offspring spending years in psychotherapy, HE would doubtless do a Stella Creasy and breastfeed in Parliament, with HIS plastic tits.
This country gets more decadent and morally bankrupt by the day.
https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-15759671/Suzy-Eddie-Izzard-kids-one-day-mother-death.html
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A nomination to cheer people up.
Ernie dosio a American big game hunter got trampled to death in Gabon by elephants.
Oh dear how sad..
Ernie who owned a californian vineyard ” i shall raise a glass to the elephants” was stalking a duiker, when he stumbled on to five elephants and a calf.
The elephants decided to wipe their feet on him..
The only shame was it was over to quick.
Well they do say elephants never forget.. and maybe Ernie shouldn’t have taken the trunk road.
Anyway the elephants have been booked in for pedicures, to get the crap off their feet..
https://www.gbnews.com/news/world/california-big-game-hunter-ernie-dosio-dead-elephants-africa-hunt
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Sanctuary Cookalongs..
“Sanctuary Cookalongs, a Preston-based organisation aiming to upskill women whose first language is not English through food-based workshops, started their most recent round of weekly cooking classes at the Foxton Centre.”
Isn’t that lovely?
Baking cakes,jabbering away in some dialect that sounds like they are choking..
Perhaps these courses are all free paid for by mad hippies?
Who knows,but you can bet these foreign cunts are a net drain on the economy after all they can speak English so would need an interpreter,which don’t come cheap.
Oh well..
“The classes encourage women from countries like Iran, Iraq, Syria, Afghanistan and Turkey to teach each other how to cook their traditional dishes, removing the formality from learning a new language.”
Fuck Off.
Filo pastry Oven.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cevkmp09d2ko
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Muslıms who refer to themselves as ‘Mo’ are duplicitous cunts.
With the recent Starmer/Mandy revelations and the Iran/Strait of Hurmurz nonsense, people in general might have been letting muzzıes get the benefit of the doubt, but fuck that.
I’m referring to a National Lottery advert where ‘Mo’ has lost his ticket, the poor duck.
The general public need to be reminded that his name is Mohammed and he hates us.
Fuck off back to Pakistan, ‘Mo’, you slippery, child-raping, cousin-marrying, pyjama-wearing, inbred child producing, benefits hoovering, stinking piece of dirty brown shit.
Every muslım needs to be herded back to Pakistan and the place nuked forthwith.
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