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MoD data breach:
I may be wrong but I guess the unnamed company that managed the armed forces payroll system may be Capita. The government’s favourite outsourcer. Well stop employing Chinks and Poles with Russian sympathies you useless cunts.
I doubt if it really was a ‘state’ hack but it seems there are so many untrustworthy people in IT willing to risk their jobs by selling data on the dark web. Payroll systems for the MoD should not be outsourced and the people involved should be vetted and have no “social” media accounts and in their contract it should say that they must not mention their job on LinkedIn, Facebook, Twitter etc. It makes them targets.
Think about the people in WW2 who kept secrets for 50+ years and the cypher people during the cold war. These were professionals who knew how to keep quiet.
Good nom, but needs a link to the story – NA.
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https://www.chathamhouse.org/2024/05/mod-data-breach-shows-supply-chain-security-continues-be-top-priority
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Gustav Gustafson
“The Norwegian national was today handed a life sentence with a minimum term of 22 years at the Old Bailey having admitted multiple counts of conspiring to and causing grievous bodily harm (GBH) to five men. The offences included removing a man’s penis, clamping others’ testicles, and freezing a victim’s leg to the point of amputation.”(Sky news)
No not a Viking chapter of the Kray Brothers but an aficionado of an international group of sickos into what is known as “extreme body modification” or “genital nullification practitioners” so all very kosher (Jewish circumcision geddit). Web sites, chat rooms, contact forums and all. Not just the odd post card in a public phone box swimming in rancid piss. Serious and well connected connections if you get me drift. They use the terms “nullers” (those cut or wishing to be cut eg Thomas the Cunt Engine) and “cutters” (those offering the service eg Admin).
By no means averse myself to having me calloused old arse paddled by a very naughty leather clad filly flashing a bit of whiffy minge – but enough of me grand daughter – she’ll be the death of me yet. Just wishing to establish that YT is by no means an old prude – old school public school education including introduction into buggery (for the under 5s), Catholic junior school advanced level flagellation (top marks) and Sexual Perversions for the Tory Candidate (pass mark only due to strength of competition).
I had a late mate who liked to keep a piece of wire wool tucked into his japs eye and piss through that. Apparently it reminded him of the sensation of his first clap so he could feel young again. It takes all sorts and I cast aside none except when the wanker forgot he had it in when going through an airport gate and set off the alarm. I let him handle that one all by himself. He was allowed onto the next plane after a full internal.
I tip Cunters the wink that despite the shock horror revelations, there is nothing new about such shenanigans. Part and parcel of life in Certain Circles and with the spread of the internet, available to all (for a monitization). Enough from me, I do not judge but judge for yourselves:
https://news.sky.com/story/marius-gustavson-mastermind-behind-eunuch-maker-extreme-body-modification-ring-jailed-for-at-least-22-years-13128036
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Sorry Admin it should be Marius Gustavson not Gustav Gustavson. Also could you please add at the end perhaps from Admin:
As part of our due diligence we have checked the website in question eunachmaker.com and it is now available for purchase at $1600.95 which is really quite reasonable with the goodwill attached.
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Justav Gustav.
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Meghan, Harry and the BBC
Further proof, not that it’s needed, that our once admired national broadcaster is turning itself into a laughable parody of a news outlet:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-68995686
The Countess Montecito has decided she’s Nigerian and so deigned to bestow upon that great country her charm, grace and majesty (for 3 whole days) with her poodle ‘Ginge’. Hence the BBC report that Ginge played a ball game with some other doggies while his mistress looked on approvingly. Apparently this is what constitutes ‘News’ in Savile House.
One would have thought a few photo ops with some black faces could be arranged just as easily by spending half an hour in Brixton. Instead of the little girl giving flowers we could have Diane Abbott presenting the Countess with a bucket of chiggun.
Innit.
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Loosing a personal item.
Be it a phone, a bunch of keys, a pet, or anything else, is a cunt!
Well I would consider myself to be a responsible person, but only a few days ago, I lost my wallet. Sure, with panic mode, now setting in, I traced my last steps, before I realise it is gone. There is a tendancy here to check the same place, more than once. So the first thing I need to do is to cancel my debit card. That was the easy bit, & Lloyds were great. They answered my call in less than three minutes, & I actually spoke to a real human! As I was on my online banking screen at the same time of my call, I guess they realised it was me. My Oyster card replacement however cost me £7 to replace, & my Railcard another £15. They needed a crime number for that if it had been stolen. Three days later an elderly man, possibly in the act of a call of nature, stepped on my property, on an overgrown grassy verge. He told me “It was soft, I thought I had stood on a baby hedgehog, until I looked down, & realised what it was.” The poor chap had a hell of a time, trying to get me reunited with my property. Due to data protection laws, no cunt was helpful. I am still waiting for communication from some of the contacts, he tried. Even the police were not interested, but, I am sure, if there had been ten wraps of Charlie kicking about in there then I might have got a much quicker response. Eventually though he managed to find someone he knew on Facebook. I guess they are good at something! I rewarded that guy well, he is a hero. Nice to know that there are still people like him about. Any Cunters out there with a similar experience? We have all lost something.
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Very similar experience Biggus.
I had unknowingly dropped my wallet in the street realised some time later it was missing so looked through the house several times and retraced my last journey with no luck.
I have a dual sim in my phone and crap at remembering the numbers so I have a card in my wallet with network and number on it, thankfully this saved a lot of trouble as I had a call from a chap who found my wallet and was prepared to cycle up to meet me once his missus got home to stay with the kids.
This gave me a renewed faith in humanity as area where I live mostly contains cunts who would be more likely to ring just to take the piss.
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Sue Parfitt and Judith Bruce
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-68995662
Retired vicar Rev Sue Parfitt (82) and retired biology teacher Judith Bruce (85) are a pair of demented, coffin dodging old cunts.
This Hinge & Bracket tribute act took it upon themselves to save planet Earth by attacking and gluing themselves to Magna Carta’s protective glass case in the British Library. Why target Magna Carta? Is it because it fails to mention the Climate Catastrophe? Or is someone else is pulling these two muppets’ strings, as witnessed by their brainwashed, vacant stares to camera?
Here’s what gets my goat though. Having enjoyed a lifetime of warmth and comfort from plentiful, cheap energy and the many bi-products of the oil industry, these two loons would now deny the same benefits to future generations. The kindly old dears who just want to save mankind from its own stupidity act doesn’t fool me. They’re a couple of nasty, selfish, nihilistic old bitches who, if they got their way, would condemn their grandchildren to a grim Stone Age existence of poverty, cold and hunger.
Fuck off and suck a Werther’s Original you Fascist cunts.
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Luxury protesters, and a generation too late if the CO2 concentration is driving this ‘climate catastrophe’.
Also, protesting in a nation that, since 2017, has cut emissions is completely pointless.
Try China, Russia, Indonesia or the guld states.
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*Gulf states
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apologies admin.
forgot it was the nom page
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Cunts or twats.
The “Northern Lights”.
Here’s a story about shed loads of folks, who drove out to the open countryside, in the hope of getting a good view of one of Nature’s most spectacular displays.
Unfortunately, all they did was disturb the local flora and fauna, use up a load of fuel, and cause the locals a degree of amusement.
Bunch of knob heads.
BTW, if you want to see summat that appears when it’s dark, turn your fucking lights off!
Link to follow.
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https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/news/local-news/peak-district-roads-like-m1-9279338
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Olly Alexander
When he was chosen to represent the UK in the Eurovision Song Contest, young Olly promised (perhaps that should be threatened) to do so ‘ in the gayest way possible’.
Having seen his performance, I have to say that he did his very best; prancing around with a group of half naked young men who spent their time grinding and rubbing up against each other, on a set aptly resembling a seedy public toilet. Add to the fact that it was a shit song to start with, and you’ve got a perfect recipe for failure.
Presenter Nana Akua dubbed the performance ‘lewd and embarrassing’, which pretty much sums it up as far as I’m concerned. The public seemed to agree, awarding this career-wrecking performance a total of… how many votes? Go on, have a guess…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0_FdJqyQW0
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The Beatles are still cunts.
The Grab Fabs are at it again, selling their ‘Let It Be’ film to Disney+.
Now, the film itself is surely for diehard fans only. As it’s very boring, and it’s also now been eclipsed by Peter Jackson’s ‘Get Back’ project.
Anyone else would put the Let It Be film out on DVD, so Beatles fans could buy it if they wanted. But that old fool Macca still thinks the Beatles are top of the tree and that they should ‘compete’ with the likes of Taylor Swift. They split up in 1970 and two of them are long dead for fuck’s sake.
Gen – Z knobends and the like aren’t really initerested in th Beatles, if they are interested at all. But Apple – on McCartney’s orders – still peddle the Beatles ‘brand’ and want them to be down with the kids. The ridiculous marketing and rehashing of their Red and Blue albums (with that awful ‘last’ single) last year showed that. It’s absolutely absurd.
Let It Be is like the Stones films One Plus One and Gimme Shelter (except Gimme Shelter is a better film). Antique curios for longstanding fans. And the Beatles trying to gain new and younger fans with such a dull and dragging pile of crap like Let It Be is quite pathetic and very greedy. They’re not skint by any stretch of the imagination. so wasn’t the ‘Get Back’ cash-in enough? Of course it wasn’t and it won’t be for that lot.
I dare say the barrel will be well and truly scraped. As Apple/Disney will probably release some home movie footage of George Harrison eating his egg and chips, or John Lennon watching the Magic Roundabout. And an album of them farting after a night on the beer and curry in Hamburg will be released on ten different versions of colured vinyl. Once, the Beatles legacy was respectfully and classily supervised by Neil Aspinall (RIP). But since Apple sold its arse and its soul to UMG and Disney, the Beatles will now flog absolutley anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQU-TRSULQs
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