Nominations


Use the Comment section below to write up your cunting nomination.

The site admins will periodically review the nominations and will either:

✔️ schedule it to be published immediately or at a later date, OR
❌ bin it for any number of reasons

Either way, your nomination will disappear from this page.
That’s how you’ll know it’s been reviewed, so don’t ask.

If you want your cunting nomination published, follow the fucking rules:

[1] Whenever possible include a link to a recognised news source or risk 🗑️.
[2] Unsubstantiated allegations against living people or institutions results in 🗑️.
[3] Too short (less than 5 lines) or too long (more than 50 lines) qualifies it for 🗑️.
[4] Pay attention to grammar, spelling, punctuation & spacing. Unreadable equals 🗑️.
[5] Respond appropriately to an admin comment within 2 days, otherwise it’s 🗑️.

Which leads us to a most important rule:
Do NOT ask questions or add comments to nominations unless:
➡️ specifically requested by an admin, or
➡️ you are seconding a nomination, or
➡️ you are the original nominator and are making a correction, or
➡️ you are adding a link at the request of the nominator or an admin
If you break this rule, you may be moderated indefinitely or possibly banned.

NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!

6 thoughts on “Nominations”

  1. May I nom muslims calling themselves ‘Mo’.
    You’re not doing it to try and assimilate, you’re not doing it to try and be more British, you’re doing it to try and pull the wool over people’s eyes.
    But we’re not fooled.
    Your name is Mohammed and you’re our enemy.
    You are a dole sponger, a terrorist and a pædophile and the indigenous population wishes that you and your smelly brethren would just drop dead.

    Link

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  2. The Yoorrook Justice Commission requires a firm cunting.

    It seems the mad drunken abbos have taken four years to decide that British colonists committed genocide in 1834,including the foulest of crimes known to man “linguicide”..

    It doesn’t seem to have occurred to these mental bushmen that if we hadn’t turned up to sort their fly blown desert of a country out for them they’d still be living outside eating grubs and marrying kangaroos.

    Naturally now the truth is out we can expect a hefty bill for reparations,which of course our government will pay in full at once.

    I wonder when we will get round to sending Sweden a bill for the Vikings pillaging our villages and upsetting monks in 873?

    Dear me,tie me kangaroo down sport..

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn413zlld4mo

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  3. Gay penguin’s adopt egg

    Degeneracy is contagious.
    FACT.

    Now its speead to the avian world.
    Gay couple Scampi and Flounder have adopted a egg.
    And plan to raise it as their own.

    These Elton and David of the zoo are no rolemodel for impressionable eggs.

    Swanning about in a tuxedo, camp walk, but are sick at the taste of fish.
    Preferring frankfurters.
    The worlds full of them!
    Just be careful out there and never, NEVER pppppp pick up a penguin.

    https://youtu.be/o2ud0Cp1ahw?si=VX6j9Km5gqycIE8m

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  4. Rebecca Smith is a pant-wetting cunt.

    https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/terrified-cornwall-mum-wets-herself-10284472?int_source=nba

    The article is quite lengthy, must have been a very slow news day, so I’ll summerise.

    Rebecca lives in Cornwall and was at her job cleaning a holiday let, when a thunderstorm started. She’d opened the windows, because it was hot ( and presumably to air the place out) when a bolt of lightening struck very close by, and frightened her so much that she pissed herself!

    Why on Earth would you want to share that with anyone, much less the readership of Cornwall News?
    What was so fucking newsworthy that it merited such a lengthy article?

    There’s a lovely photo part way down the article, for me it’s a hard choice between the dog and the family pet!

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