Nominations

Use the Comment section below to write up your cunting nomination.

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❌ bin it for any number of reasons

Either way, your nomination will disappear from this page.
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[2] Unsubstantiated allegations against living people or institutions results in 🗑️.
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Which leads us to a most important rule:
Respond appropriately to an admin comment within 2 days or guess what happens.
That’s right. It goes in the 🗑️.

LET’S GET CUNTING!

4 thoughts on “Nominations

  1. Hamid Alid

    This worthless piece of “asylum seeker” shit murdered 70-year Terence Carney on a Hartlepool street, 8 days after Hamas massacred 1,200 Israelis and kidnapped a further 240, setting in motion the current war in Gaza.

    Earlier that day Alid had attempted to murder another man, forcing his way into his room where he stabbed the man multiple times with a kitchen knife while shouting “Allan’s Snackbar”.

    The man fought him off, at which point Alid ran into the street where he came upon Mr Carney, who was out for a regular early morning walk.

    All this took place before Israel’s response to the Hamas attack, but Alid told the police his attack was in protest against Israel and the Gaza conflict.

    Lessons will not be learned.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-68899601

  2. Naivety of American citizens.
    Long overdue, but I’m going to cunt the naivety/gullibility of your average Yank.
    Having recently moved from somewhere with a Scouse postcode (which is about as crime-ridden as you can get) and relocated to Plymouth (another lowlife-infested-shithole) we naturally take precautions such as locking all our windows and doors and garaging the car and not venturing out in the hours of darkness.
    My wife watches all these true crime programmes and can’t believe how thick their average victim of crime can possibly be.
    Bear in mind that their society is riddled with obese bearded shorts-wearing comic book readers who have never seen a real pussy on the one hand, and overpopulated with dark-key serial rapist-sodomy-obsessed-psychopathic mass murderers we can’t believe how blinkered they are.
    Whenever a girl gets abducted,raped,strangled,beheaded their response is “how can this happen? We live in such a safe neighborhood (their spelling, not mine)
    Imagine this scenario; high school heartthrob Tiffany decides to go out alone at 10pm on her bike to hang out with her under-achieving pals at the mall.she thinks nothing of going out with the shortest possible pair of denim “Daisy Dukes” causing a wedgie not up her ass but her pussy as well.
    She doesn’t notice Cleetus sitting in his rusty old pickup truck swigging from a bottle of cheap bourbon wrapped in a brown paper bag wanking away to an old spunk-stained copy of “b@r3ly L3g@l …. etc
    Two days later her distraught family ….etc…
    How predictably tragic .
    No wonder there are so many police out there.

  3. Holliblobs in Spain.

    Women working in Spain are now entitled under new laws to have 5 day’s fully paid leave in any 28 day period.

    If they say that they experience period pains then they are now able to take up to 5 days off work.
    I can’t see many women just taking 3 or 4 days off, so 5 days will be the norm.

    They will need a doctors certificate, but as their period pains are so debilitating they would not be expected to endure a trip to the doctors every month.

    Instead just one visit will be enough to register their condition followed by the occasional online consultation.

    I can guarantee that no woman is going to have a period stretching into the weekend.
    They will all miraculously come on the blob on a Monday, have terrible pains through to the Friday and then back at work the following Monday.

    For most, if they don’t work on a weekend that will give them a 9 day break.
    Every fucking month.

    Of course airline stewardess will manage to start their periods the day that they are due to leave a nice location.
    Five extra days laying in the sun in The Seychelles at the airlines expense.
    What’s not to like?

    Waitresses will be taking the busiest nights off.

    Apparently this is a step forward in Women’s Rights.
    It will actually be a huge step back when companies will not employ them.

    A normal, natural process that women have put up with since human life began is now so debilitating that they can’t do anything at all.

    https://www.euronews.com/next/2023/02/16/spain-set-to-become-the-first-european-country-to-introduce-a-3-day-menstrual-leave-for-wo#:~:text=The%20law%20states%20the%20right,some%20women%20suffer%20every%20cycle%E2%80%9D.

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