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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Saturation News
There are now many UK 24/7 news media outlets – BBC, Channel 4, Sky, GB News, ITN to name the most prominent so Good News surely. The topics of the day to be sliced, diced, spread over and digested over a challenging menu of variety highlighting all the possible nuances of challenging questions. Variety being the spice of life all viewpoints can be satisfactorily explored for the watching punter…..ahh no, not really.
What we get are the same stories often on at the same time in the same running order to the exclusion of all other news. At the moment the Plato train stabbings are centre stage having elbowed out Gaza/Palestine (thank God), Andrew Mountbatten Windsor formally known as Prince (thank God), Ukraine (brutal genocidal Rooskie war going on there in case you have forgotten), continuing Trump shenanigans and so on. As has been pointed out before all these stories are sourced from Reuters, very little original reporting done despite the vast teams of news hacks on the ground – until they catch a plane to the next theatre of misery.
See what you will be watching tomorrow today:
https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/
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Milking It
We refer to the antics of the Giuffrey family in relation to the sad death (by topping herself) of that well endowed young woman Virginia Giuffrey at the centre of allegations of improper sexual conduct between herself and Andrew Mountbatten Windsor (the performer formerly known as Prince). We most certainly do not wish to sully memories of that beautiful relationship with any allegation that the SSSP (Super Star Stud Prince) likes to suck tittle.
No indeed, we are genuinely aghast at the faux tears and grief jacking as exhibited on the publication of Virginia’s heavily hyped ghosted memoir by family members Sky and Amanda. Dignity, ever dignity. Anyone would think they have a book to flog. How convenient that “Nobody’s Girl: A Memoir of Surviving Abuse and Fighting for Justice” by/with Amy Wallace (ghost writer) is available for purchase.
Featuring the Cry In here on Sky with Sky (confusing innit) Giuffrey (brother) and Amanda Roberts (sister-in-law) in full monetizing mode:
https://news.sky.com/story/brother-of-virginia-giuffre-praises-king-over-andrew-decision-and-urges-him-to-pressure-trump-over-epstein-files-13461242
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The BBC and trigger point.
Now in my fucking weird life I have done a few things and known a few people.
A couple of days ago I decided that I might touch upon the acclaimed TV series “Trigger point”
(at this point if you are interested in the shit watch Bluestone 42, which is much closer to the truth than this shit).
Anyway, I found it to be very woke and super fucking inaccurate on technique and reality.
Little things, like snipers sticking their guns out of windows, verbatim, building clearance, and then the biggest thing that boiled my piss, the baddies!
Seems that they are all far right extremists bent on blowing up queers and the police, what a load of toss.
The multi racial (possibly multi sexual) force seemed to be battling the forces of white supremacy, fuck me when did the far right blow up, stab or rape someone?
A complete “Look over there” attempt by the beeb to divert us from reality.
Old age does not suit me, I have become a bitter, jaded old cunt or a realist one of the two.
Seriously considering fucking of to Poland
I also would not shag her.
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David Lammy MP
*Deadline 5th November 2025*
You know cunters, if I’d been asked before today to name the biggest cunt in Parliament, what answer could I possibly have given other than to name that lying, cowardly hypocrite Sir TwoTierFreeGear Keir? But honestly, I’m beginning to wonder if we aren’t witnessing the emergence of an even more monumental twat in the House in the shape of bull-necked fuck David Lammy, our beloved Justice Secretary and Deputy PM, who made an utter spectacle of himself today as he stood in for NeverHere at PM’s Questions.
Cunters will of course be familiar with the farce surrounding the accidental release from prison of one Hadush Kebatu, an illegal migrant convicted of sexual assault, and now thankfully deported back to the busom of his homeland, with a monkey from the taxpayer for his trouble.
In the wake of the Kebatu debacle, Lammy was asked no less than FIVE times by James Cartlidge (for the Tories) to state whether or not another migrant sex offender had accidently been released. In an increasingly cringeworthy spectacle, WhamBamma repeatedly stonewalled, ducking and diving like Del Boy dahn the market, before losing his rag in typical fashion, yelling at Cartlidge to ‘get a grip’, then launching into a rant about the state of the prison system bequeathed to Labour by the Tories.
All good PM Questions knockabout you’d think, except that, as the session drew to a close, news broke that guess what, an Algerian sex offender had accidentally been released from Wandsworth nick on 24th October, and that Lammy knew this when questioned in the House.
One can only conclude that in his obfuscation, blustering and bullying, Lammy’s intention was to deny the truth to MPs, and even worse, to the public, presumably for the avoidance of political embarrassment. If this is indeed the case, it has to be said that Lammy is an even bigger fool than I took him for, because the truth has inevitably come out anyway, making him look like a right shifty prick on top of everything else.
What an utter tosser. Trouble is, he’s far from alone on that Labour front bench. Remember how we were told after the election that the grown-ups were now in charge? Looks more like a case of the lunatics taking over the asylum to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvvGcc01xZo
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He has found his true calling, a bit like Lenny Henry
https://www.facebook.com/GBNewsOnline/videos/david-lammy-clown-show-patrick-christys-blasts-the-deputy-pm-for-accidental-pris/1323359223134669/
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Edenbridge Bobfire Society aren’t cunts.
This delightfully English Society has decided to burn our Prime Minister is effigy on Bonfire Night.
To quote “Laura Lawrence, of the Edenbridge Bonfire Society, said: “The effigy this year for the first time actually has a Guy Fawkes ruff and he’s wearing a hat because we feel that Starmer is doing quite well at igniting Parliament by himself at the moment.”
She said sausages round his head represented when he accidentally said “sausages” instead of “hostages”.
In a nod to the local farming community, she said he had a “Starmer the farmer harmer” badge because his decisions around inheritance tax had “left farmers in uproar”.
How absolutely splendid it is..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c751x75z5gdo
Good for them I say and long may it continue….After they are eventually let out on parole.
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Dear me terribly sorry,must lay off the sherry..
It’s Edenbridge Bonfire Society.
Please correct the typo if you can.
Thank you very much.
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Allowing the state to control death is a nightmarish cunt – and a clear and present danger to us all.
Only the other day I was bemoaning the fact that there were so few truly macabre cunts to be nominated. However, this one is a corker. The sinisterly named “Omega – Journal of Death and Dying” has reported the publication of a Canadian paper “Government Economics of Expanding Canada’s Medical Assistance in Dying to Vulnerable Populations and the Ethical Implications of Allowing the State to Control Death”
https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/00302228251323299
Apparently the Canadian Government could save CAD 1.273 trillion dollars by 2047 by encouraging the mentally ill and elderly to opt for death rather than palliative care.
These findings’highlight a need for ethical scrutiny” – no shit!
I suppose we can only hope that Rachel from Accounts does not find out about this wheeze this before 26 November.
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Let’s add one to the Great Library of Cunts..
The BBC’s Executive Complaints Committee (hilarious in its own right) has rebuked newsreader Martine Croxall for going “off script” during an interview about heatwaves affecting,amongst others, pregnant “people”..
“The presenter said: “Malcolm Mistry, who was involved in the research, says that the aged, pregnant people … women … and those with pre-existing health conditions need to take precautions.”
The ECU said it considered Croxall’s facial expression laid it open to the interpretation that it “indicated a particular viewpoint in the controversies currently surrounding trans ideology.”
This just a day or two after the Daily Telegraph unveiled irrefutable evidence Panorama doctored a speech by President Trump to make it appear that he incited rioting.
A sick joke.
An untouchable Hard Left Cartel of Quisling Cunts.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3epwz08ewzo
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Ed Davey M.P:
Davey who is as ugly as the grapes of wrath on Alan Carr’s battered arsehole is a very lucky man. By saying fuck all about anything important, and falling off boats and into water, he managed to obtain 72 seats at the last election, despite the fact he is a total moron and lightweight. He makes The Monster Raving Loony Party look sane. They are not as concerned about transbunderism and men in drag as the Lib Dems are.
Davey is scared of the Reform Party – just look at the list of fears and concerns below, but in a speech today (November 7th) he is going to urge that the FPTP voting system is changed before the next election because he fears that Reform could gain power with a small majority – in itself a ridiculous notion since he knows he will throw in his lot with the Labour party to defeat them. Indeed, if you are a quare loving, diversity loving, refugees are welcome here, knit your own Muesli imbecile, why not just vote Labour and cut out middleman Davey.
To be frank I am no great admirer of Reform – the party which knows it is promising far more than it can hope to deliver, and will ultimately disappoint its impatient admirers. To me, both labour and the Lib-Dems are the natural parties of opposition, and they should stay that way, but the sheer hypocrisy of “Sir” Ed (and what the fuck did he get the Knighthood for – services to piss-artists?) is staggering.
https://www.google.com/search?q=ed+davey+worried+about+reform&rlz=1CAFORO_enGB1085GB1085&oq=ed+davey+worried+about+reform&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIHCAEQIRigATIHCAIQIRiPAjIHCAMQIRiPAtIBCDkyMTJqMGo0qAIAsAIB&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
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”Anti-black discrimination systemic in Met – report”
The bastards. And they have baroness baldy Lawrence to prove it. Because her son was killed by white cunts and there have been no black on black or black on white murders since. Because blacks dont do crime except when whitey’s racism forces them into it.
So, why on earth would the Met be discriminatory? We know blacks definitely dont do violent crime. Nor deal drugs. They dont carry knives. So why are they disproportionately represented in prisons?
Can only be racism.
And surely no fucker, such as say Baroness Baldy, makes a living out of victimhood.
Met racism. The cunts.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1lq711n2e2o
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The Ignorance of French drivers.
She who will be obeyed and I went to Belgium for a few days. Driving through a smallish village we encountered a cunt trying and succeding to be a complete bellend.
He was at a junction and tried to exit the junction, I slammed the anchors on blocking the junction, Matey meanwhile was still fucking trying to occupy the space reserved by my front wing.
Realising that this would lead to a good kick in the gonads he stayed stationary. Due to a time honoured English custom towards the French during our occaisional disputes with said French types
Less than 300 metres later he overtook us like a bat out of hell ignoring the posted 30 km/h speed limit
A day later another wanker tried overtaking on the same stretch of road, again ignoring the 30km/h speed limit this time nearly taking out some poor cow on the opposite side of the road, narrowly missing us and the other woman. Bearing in mind it is a no overtaking zone as well.
In conclusion I would advise avoiding Bray Dunes at all costs. Imagine the hills have eyes set in France.
Much safer to go via Adinkirke. For those enquiring minds, yes beer brought and some baccy supplies as well.
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