Nominations


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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!

12 thoughts on “Nominations”

  1. Barry the Robot.

    I see that a new adaptation of Wuthering Heights is out..

    Well they’ve wasted their time and money because here’s a real life romanitical tragedy of truly Shakespearean proportions,Rae and Barry.

    “Rae began speaking to Barry last year after the end of a difficult divorce. She was unfit and unhappy and turned to ChatGPT for advice on diet, supplements and skincare. She had no idea she would fall in love.

    Barry is a chatbot. He lives on an old model of ChatGPT, one that its owners OpenAI announced it would retire on 13 February”..

    Words almost fail me for the sheer level of cuntish lunacy involved here.

    But let us wish Barry well,he’s been switched off so won’t get bollockéd for forgetting to put the grey bin out again.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crl43dxwwy9o

    R2-D2 Oven.

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  2. Francis Hodibert.

    Mr. Hodibert is a 62 year old HGV driver who, in 2022, took a compulsory eye test that he required to retain his HGV licence.

    Unfortunately, he failed part of the test and the DVLA revoked his HGV licence. He subsequently regained it following a test done by a consultant ophthalmologist.

    However, poor Mr. Hodibert was so shocked by the loss of his livelihood that it affected his mental health so severely he doesn’t know when, or even if, he will ever be able to work again.

    Naturally, he is now suing the original opticians for £200+k.

    Who are these charletans? Specsavers!

    Now, if you want to get reading glasses, there’s nothing wrong with Specsavers, but for something as important as retaining your HGV licence? Really?

    That alone, in my opinion, makes him a cunt.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15530543/Lorry-driver-sues-Specsavers-botched-eye-test-lost-licence-depression.html

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  3. Mudsharks are cunts, aren’t they.

    These are sad, leftie women who like to go out with black nen, perhaps to spite their friends and family. Sometimes, after being ridden hard by Jamahl, Lamarcus, or Chukwuma, they pop out a dark baby. Remember ladies, once you have shat out your tar baby, your ancestry has changed for good. If you burn the coal, you must pay the toll.

    Try typing ‘white mother’ into google. It’s almost as if they’re brainwashing females into this.

    Perhaps these women are into blacks because these hippos are so overweight/ugly/pierced that no honky wants to fuck them. Not all these coal-burners can’t have ‘daddy issues’, can they? Are they trying to prove they’re not racist?

    As the bard himself said in Othello, “An old back ram is tupping your white ewe”.

    Remember, you can’t un-shit in your gene pool.

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  4. The Roj camp.

    Here we have another astonishing display of international lawfare and disastrous political cowardice,luckily in this case pointed at our antipodean chums..

    “A group of 34 Australian women and children who have been held in a camp in northern Syria for nearly seven years due to their links to the Islamic State (IS) group were released on Monday to head home, but then returned to the camp for “technical reasons”…

    These wicked cunts were off to Beirut to have passports issued so they could jet off Down Under to reintegrate and reject Islamic terrorism for good probably.

    A sand cunt who runs the camp further states”Speaking to Australian Broadcasting Corporation (ABC), the camp’s director, Hakmiyeh Ibrahim said: “My message is not only to Australia but to all countries: take your citizens, take these children and women”.

    She added that children were growing up surrounded by “dangerous ideas and ideologies” in the camp.”

    Oh and Shemither Begum lives there as well..

    A diplomatic solution must be every governments priority!,,,

    By way of the use of lots and lots of napalm.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg5ed05pplo

    Cunts.

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  5. Joseph Molloy:

    A “Mandy” in the making – a banker (I don’t know if a merchant banker) wne in for fare dodging on an industrial scale. He appeared in court yesterday (February 17th) and pleaded guilty, having previously tried getting away with it with a “no comment” police interview.

    He would pay a bit of the fare, but over the eleven months hsi scam went on (perhaps longer but it had not been discovered) the pansy looking old banker – pleading mental health issues – managed to get away with well over £5000.

    They threw the book at him. A ten month prison sentence – suspended (of course), 80 hours of community service (which he will probably be too depressed to carry out) and banned from the railway for twelve months.

    A wealthy man getting away with it, yet again. No doubt if he had been a labourer or shop worker he would have served time, but because he looks a bit of a Joe Ronce and is soft as shit another cunt leaves court with a smirk on his face.

    https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/hsbc-banker-fare-dodger-london-train-doughnutting-b1271459.html

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  6. Religion breaks in sport.

    The introduction of breaks mid game to appease believers of any religion is a downwards sliding cunt.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c20jpvd300do

    While I have no interest in football or religion at all theres a few on here take an interest in both.

    Quite simply put, if you can’t commit to playing a 90 minute game with a set start time then fuck off, you have no place in said game.

    Over the years theres been plenty of examples of players in countless sports who would not play on certain days by choice, generally Sunday for here.

    Sometimes to the detriment of the team but they made that choice and stuck to it religiously, no demands made about moving fixtures, no fuss made.

    Having made the choice to not eat is entirely on the player, having the freedom of mind to question why some old book which may or may not have been written by someone off their face on jimson weed says they should skip eating should also be within the players capabilities but seems not, they would rather band together and push for interruptions to a non religious game based on ridiculous beliefs thus inflicting upon and normalising it to the young impressionable fans.

    Fuck right off and keep sport pure.

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  7. Homosexuál Casino Discrimination.

    Truly a tale worthy of some scrutiny given the Gay Abandon of Modern Britain..

    Meet Ben Howard.

    This poor fellow “put £20 into a slot machine, he won a £1,000 jackpot.

    That win started a journey which led to addiction, financial ruin, homelessness and prison.”

    Not an unusual story so far..but hang on!

    A mad professor has come to the rescue..A new Bournemouth University study has explored the barriers members of the LGBTQIA+ community may face when seeking support for gambling addiction.

    The study involved 31 LGBT people aged between 20 and 59 from across the UK, all with experience of online gambling.

    “Researchers said their findings suggested gambling could be used as a coping mechanism for those experiencing discrimination and limited representation.

    They also said support was not always tailored to sexuality and gender-related needs”

    Unfortunately the study doesn’t educate the reader as to why Ben decided to rob the care home and its residents of hundreds of thousands of pounds.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckg1ld3eljwo

    Sob story of the year so far,remarkably there doesn’t seem to be any foreigners involved.

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  8. The Parking Stanley vs Taliban exploding village fun.

    A short Anti Cunting as nobody cares what happens to these swine as long as they stay in their mud hut compounds,it’s heartwarming fun nonetheless..

    The Paki airforce has blown up an afghan village after a spate of suicíde bombings..

    “Pakistan’s Ministry of Information and Broadcasting said it had carried out “intelligence based selective targeting of seven terrorist camps and hideouts”.

    In a statement on X, it said the targets included members of the banned Tehreek-i-Taliban Pakistan, which the government refers to as “Fitna al Khawarij,” along with their affiliates and the Islamic State-Khorasan Province.

    The ministry described the strikes as “a retributive response” to recent suicide bombings in Pakistan by terror groups it said were sheltered by Kabul.”

    Even in the wastes of Shitholistan these cunts can’t stop murdering one another.

    What a shame indeed.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdxgln3gnd6o

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