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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
The mental health issue.
The government is looking into the mental health issue almost 2 million eligible for work people are currently claiming benefits and unable to work which is also causing a back log on mental health services.
You know who I blame?
Maggie,
Yes I am going to call out Maggie on this one, my mother used to work at a local Loony bin, she was one of the OT staff there, then the “Human rights bill” came in and well it became against their human rights to work and it all stopped.
So to give you an understanding mental health hospitals ran almost tangent to prison service facilitates, in the fact inmates receive pocket money and paid work, they also had subsidised shops.
so the pay of say £3.00 a week would buy a couple of packs of fags and coffee ect.
Any way with the “Human rights bill” manufacture in these establishments, that helped fund them closed.
The units became a tax burden and were closed (like convalescent homes, wonder why the NHS has bed blocking?) the properties sold and “Care in the community” was rolled out.
so lets fast forward to now.
if you pretend, or duplicate any mental health issue you get to stay at home, the threat of the loony bin no longer exists.
The men in the white coats will not be taking you away (they were made redundant) you can sit at home and get enhanced pay-outs for doing so.
So Mr hilter sort of pushed things with his final solution, but fuck me Loony bins were a major deterrent and probably would have stemmed the mental health crisis we now face.
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Irritating Words and Expressions
A first world problem perhaps, but the persistent use of certain words and expressions continues to drive me up the wall.
Politicians are bad for this; remember good ol’ Gordon Brown and his ‘hard-working families’? Well what about Local Government Secretary Steven Reed letting us know recently that the government is ‘minded’ to delay some mayoral elections until 2028? ‘Minded’ for fuck’s sake? This sounds like politico Newspeak from the 90s. I’m surprised the cunt didn’t say that there’s an ‘overarching’ need for the delay. Let me be clear on this; moving forward, it’s not a good look. The optics are awful.
Another bastard is when there’s some awful incident which leaves people in a bad way. I wish they’d just report that victims are in a serious or critical condition, but no; we always get the stupidly melodramatic ‘fighting for their lives’. Then when some figure who’s in the public eye pops their clogs, inevitably, ‘tributes pour in’. Really? To where, exactly? Oh, and when anybody has to say sorry for anything, the apology, we’re told, is always a ‘grovelling apology’.
Has anybody ever patronised you by promising to consider your point of view, when you know they couldn’t give a fuck? Maybe you’ve been at a work meeting or something when some HR pencilneck promised to ‘take that on board’, but of course you know they’ll forget it as soon as they’re out the door. I ‘literally’ used to die at that one. And I’ll bet that anyone reading this has at some point heard ‘no offence but…’. Yep, that person’s about to tell you that you’re a cunt.
Oh lord, fucking Americanisms. I loathe them, my bad. Come on dudes, I’m sure you can step up to the plate on this one. Get going already you guys. Turn a few nouns into verbs while you’re at it; wonder if there’s any chance that England might be able to medal at the next World Cup? We could work this up into a whole season.
So, so there you go. Let’s hear your own pet hate words and expressions. It’s deliverable. Be empowered by IsAC; it’s open 24/7, just reach out. Unpack it. Touch base. And merry Chrimbo while you’re at it. Amazeballs.
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Giving your cat an antibiotic tablet.
Required:
The patience of a saint.
Elbow length gardening gloves ( the kind you wear when removing brambles/nettles.
A drawstring bag, preferably heavy duty.
Method:
Lull cat into a sense of false security and attempt to feed tablets.
Apply antiseptic to clawed arms. Put on gardening gloves.
Corner cat, stuff in bag, tighten drawstring.
Loosen drawstring until cat pokes head out,
Retighten drawstring.
Attempt to force tablets into cats mouth.
Try again, and again, and again.
Answer door. Explain to police officer you are not torturing a baby, or a cat, or anything at all.
Give up. Release cat
Take cat to vets daily for next 10 days for injections.
£679, and counting.
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If I may add to this cunting, the benefit of my experience with the Common Moggie and its inherent greediness.
Put the whole pill into some cheese spread such as Primula, cat laps it up, job done and arms not looking as if you’ve been attacked by Freddie Kruger.
Puttin’ the freshness back into pet care.
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roll the cat in a bath towel, create a “Cat” sausage roll (nice and tight) and then arse or mouth are easy to deal with, and welding gloves not gardening gloves, blacksmith apron, and a garden strimmer face shield.
piece of piss!
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The disgrace that is Racist Booze.
Having a nice drink is one of life’s little pleasures you might think,a nice glass of wine or two,a few pints in the local..
You fucking bigot!
Haven’t you considered how our “multicultural friends” might feel after necking 10 pints of cider?
Well you should….Navraj Singh sought help in Bradford before moving to Birmingham, but found Asian people were underrepresented at services in both cities.
“If you don’t see someone who looks like you then you might feel this place isn’t for me,” he said.
Recovery meetings were often held in churches, he said, but he wanted a religiously neutral place and to move away from stereotypes.
“Shame and stigma are universal,” he said. “It’s not specific to the South Asian community.”
Indeed,but there’s more..it turned this yound lady a funny colour as well..
“Corrina’s addiction began in her late teens in Worcester.
“I saw friends at school drinking and I wanted to join in, I wanted to be ‘normal’. But my parents would say ‘that’s not what Indian girls do’,” she said.
Describing a childhood “identity crisis”, she said: “I felt very ugly, and I thought that’s because I’m brown.”
So put down that pint and reflect on what “support” our goat fucking chums might need.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj0e317z712o
For fucks sake.
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David Lammy
And the decision to remove the right of trial by jury for offenses that will result in sentences of three years, or less.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crk76z3n56xo.amp
Now, this has somewhat put the cat amongst the pigeons when it comes to law students hoping to become barristers ( no, not baristars, they make coffee at Costa, et al )
So much so, that some are considering training as solicitors, instead. Just what the market needs, loads of solicitors .
Maybe they can entertain you with their experience in trying to find a job in their field while they make you a mochafrappachino?
As an aside, although I find the photo of Lammy wearing a sheep pelt amusing, it diverts from the seriousness of his proposal. This is yet another attempt to erode British traditions, and should be resisted as strongly as possible.
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Joshua Radcliffe and all his ilk are cunts.
This oily turd was defending one of the illegal afghan boat rapists.
This piece of faeces wanted the rapists identities withheld in case it caused riots.
Luckily for once the judge over-ruled.
And we now know the smelly, inbred goat fuckers, names, ages “bound to be a lie” and even their sob story..
My dad was in the afghan army and was murdered by the taliban.. Well he shouldn’t of been hiding underneath the bed then.
If it isn’t weak judges it’s greedy cocksuckers like Joshua making a mockery of our justice system..
https://www.gbnews.com/news/afghan-asylum-seekers-jailed-small-boat-migrants-rape
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Apologies if this has been done already, I just remembered this weak excuse of a man this afternoon..
Peter Ettedgui, the more retarded brother of Andy Burnham and Michael McIntyre has after 50 years, remembered nigel farage made some comments to him.
I mean we all do have memory lapses from time to time, but that’s normally were did I put my car keys.
But good old Pete’s memories have suddenly flooded back.
And the BBC, home of the black and white minstrels and it ain’t arf hot mum are apoplectic with rage..
Hilariously it’s made farage more popular with voters.. Still I shall wait eagerly till everyone who went to school from now until then, has their past raked over.
Should be fun..
Cry me a river Pete, you beta cuck.
https://inews.co.uk/opinion/exposed-farage-racist-why-had-speak-out-4075319
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Piers morgan, this jowly turd seems to have resurfaced recently.
Most likely pushing his YouTube show.
He recently did a interview with Tucker carlson about Britain after the second World War.
And how the demographic of Britain had changed, piers was nonplussed about white people disappearing, he likes a multicultural city.
The subject got onto food, where porky piers ridiculed our cuisine as crap.
And it’s so much better now all the street shitting rapists are adding spice to everything.
He later double downed on comments made on twitter and said he would happily swap certain white people for a weekly curry.
So I imagine he would let a young girl get raped for a naan bread.
Well piers I would swap you for a pile of fox leavings,you fat cry baby..
I can wait for that first heart attack you curry munching prick.
https://www.sportskeeda.com/us/podcasts/news-piers-morgan-reacts-post-slamming-saying-new-cultures-improved-english-food-claims-he-d-trade-english-people-chicken-tikka-masala
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Christmas Number One,,,,
In times past, the festive chart topper was a part of the tapestry that was the Great British Christmas. The Beatles had at least four Christmas No.1s. Then there was, of course, Slade. With a real record that people actually bought in their millions.
Some of them were good. But some have been awful (Long Haired Lover From Liverpool, Save Your Love, There’s No One Quite Like Grandma, Sir Clfford of Richard). While some were totally unexpected and bizarre (Bohemian Rhapsody, Another Brick In The Wall Part II).But, it was always part of the fun and all that.
But now? The bad has taken over permanently. That weirdo cunt Cowell started it with his X-Factor shite. Cynically and ruthlessly pursuing the festive top spot every bloody year. And, naturally, the stupid and tone deaf chav hordes lapped it up.
Not to mention crap like Ladbaby (for the name alone, they deserve to roast in Hell), the unfortunately ubiquitous Ed Sheercunt, and even a poofy old Wham! single can get to the top of the Xmas summit without a single record or CD being sold. The singles chart is now worthless, and as crass and as vulgar as everything else these days.
However, things could reach a new low this year. Worse than Sheercunt, and even worse than Cowell’s freaks and bastard Ladbaby. But… But what could be worse than those cunts?
I shall tell you…. Denise Welch.
The infamous (very) Loose Women ‘star’ and well known super bike is aiming for the Christmas No.1 this year. No, I am not joking.
Ye Auld Slappeur has done an ear splitting ditty called ‘Slayyy Bells’. OK, that Carey woman is annoying at this time of year, but at least she was (notice I said was) nice to look at. But this old trollop? Is Denise Welch in red rubber supposed to be sexy? She’s about as sexy as Angela Rayner on a bad night.
As I mentioned, it was always a mix of the good, the bad and the ugly. But, this is what it has come to. This is the modern British Christmas in all its crass, tasteless and vomit inducing glory.
https://www.officialcharts.com/chart-news/denise-welch-slayyy-bells-christmas-number-1/
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Charlotte Church:
Miss Church is another of those (slightly) musical scrubbers that got famous ten years ago or more by showing off their tits and with their skirts up to their knickers on TV. Sadly for the Stacey Solomon’s and Mylene Klass’s and the aforesaid Miss Church, as the tits begin to droop and TV “entertainment” has move on to the next “big thing” , these minimally talented wimminz are having to try ever more desperate ways to get press attention: Solomon married an idiot and advertises cheap Primark tat, Ms Klass is the perpetual victim of every nasty man, but Miss Church has sunk to a new low. She has let it be known that she “stinks” because she has stopped using deoderent. Literal.ly a dirty little tart. It also explains, she says, why she keeps her tits out – perhaps she hangs her price list on her nipples?.
How much more desperate will these old bags get before they realise their fifteen minutes of fame are up. I think they should go on the game (assuming they are not already on it):
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15373765/Charlotte-Church-admits-stopped-wearing-deodorant-generally-stinks.html
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Mucked up Christmas sprouts are a cunt.
I am a huge fan of the humble Brussels sprout. It is fitting that the most well known Belgian is a vegetable.
Mrs Twenty knows how to prepare the perfect sprout to accompany Christmas dinner, still firm and very slightly crisp. Nothing finer, the absolute king of greens. However, I have been to more than a few festive repasts where the hostesses have seen fit to embellish the noble sprout with a honey glaze, mix them with chestnuts, or even individually wrap them in bacon. Who fucking does that?
I can sort of understand Americans messing up their veg, we expect nothing else. Martha Stewart probably started this shit when she had nothing better to do in clink. But now everyone is at it, even the cunt with the huge tongue.
Please, please, can we have a return to sanity and restore the simple sprout its dignity?
https://therecipecritic.com/bacon-wrapped-brussels-sprouts/
Seasons Greetings.
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Mo Salah.
Has always been a cunt. However, he has been well and truly found as the twat he is by the Liverpool fans who viewed him as saint, pope, king and all round deity.
The lazy arsed twat has been shite for Liverpool recently, The shiftless bastard won’t get back to defend for a start. And, currently, he couldn’t score in Hamburg with ten grand up his arse. So, it’s only common sense that Arnie Slot drops the little sod.
But, will Salah take it like a man and accept, at least, part of the blame? Will he hell as like.
No, Salah has gone on a whinge fest. Squealing about how he’s been ‘thrown under the bus’ and he has also personally slagged of his manager, crying that he is ‘unwanted’. Boo fucking hoo, Grow a bloody pair, eh?
Well, to me, it stinks of Salah doing a Beckham or Kanchelskis. All this self pitying whining and blaming everyone else. When they (Beckham and the Ivan cunt) both wanted out of the club, yet they weren’t man enough to admit it. I dare say big – massive – money is involved, and I reckon the Saudis or Americans are already in the loop.
When one thinks of past Anfield greats: Saint John, Toshack, Keegan, Dalglish, Rush. Keegan honestly said it was time to move on, and both the player and the club organised his transfer to SV. Hamburg, No whining and no skullduggery.
But these modern ones? A grown man blubbering like a baby because he can’t take being dropped? What sort of quivering blancmange is he?
Mind you, I still reckon it’s part of a game to get a big money move, while blaming LFC for ‘forcing’ him out.
Cunters and Gentlemen, I give you Our old mate and mucker ‘Mo’ Salah….
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c0q5pv8qlkdo
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The myth that Carbon Dioxide is a danger to the world is a cunt of potentially catastrophic magnitude.
We all know the climate change trope – rising CO2 leads to rising global temperatures, which leads to global Armageddon – recited far and wide, from sandwich board wearing loonies on the corner of Oxford Circus right up to the lofty heights of the United Nations and assembled western governments.
So let’s examine a few basic facts in respect of CO2 and the veracity of the claims that are imprinted on the international consciousness; assertions used to bully children the world over into blindly cheerleading the demagogues who terrorise them with these uncompromising prognostications of the end of the world.
CO2 makes up 0.04% of atmospheric gases, or 400ppm.
The level of CO2 at the peak of the last mass glaciation, when New York was under a mile of ice, was 20,000ppm, or 50 times what it is today – so not exactly heating the planet up, was it.
But, and more critically – and this is where the absolutely apocalyptic reality of the climate lobby’s ambitions becomes frighteningly clear:
Photosynthesis in plants ceases when the level drops below 150ppm.
Prior to the onset of the Industrial Revolution atmospheric CO2 levels were at just 230ppm – perilously close to a level that would have ceased all photosynthesis, and, with it, the effective cessation of the entire biological ecosystem.
Even now we are terrifyingly close to all life on the planet being extinguished if CO2 concentrations significantly drop.
Contrary to the most fundamental premise of the climate change lobby’s position, CO2 is not only NOT a threat to the world, it is in fact ABSOLUTELY ESSENTIAL TO LIFE.
In fact, increasing atmospheric CO2 has been nothing but beneficial to life on the planet. Since the turn of this century alone, rising CO2 has led to an increase in coverage of previously arid, lifeless areas, with vegetation equivalent in area to the size of the entire North American continent.
But despite these basic facts, the climate lobby is succeeding in getting governments to implement disastrous policies to remove carbon dioxide from the atmosphere, a policy that – at its least harmful level – is disastrous economically and in terms of sovereign security, but, if it were realised would literally bring about the end of all life on the planet. Oh the fucking irony, given the holier than thou ambitions of climate change activists to “save the world”.
Oh, and as a postscript of some noteworthiness; water vapour is by far the most significant greenhouse gas, making up 4% of atmospheric gases, or 100 times the level of CO2 – not much we can or should do about that now, is there.
So the message to everyone everywhere should be – SAVE THE PLANET: burn as much fossil fuels as you fucking can!
I provide as my link a video interview with Patrick Moore, founder of Greenpeace and leading climate change skeptic, who has presented this evidence, and much more, to the US Senate Committee on Environment and Public Works. To all cunters, spare the time to watch the entirety of this video, it is one of the best ways you’ll ever pass an hour and a half of your time:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oxTBpds2dQA&pp=0gcJCR4Bo7VqN5tD
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Oh the fucking irony.
‘Rules on single-sex spaces pose risk to trans people’s mental health, UK charities say’
So some fucking freakshows who are mental to start with are going to be adversly affected by being banned fron women’s toilets. Or men’s I suppose, though these are rarer and less preverted.
If you can accept that an anorectit is fat because they think they are then a man is a woman because they think they are. That’s how fucking ‘neurodivergent’ these fucking weirdos are. So being banned from per-ving women’s bogs is hardly going to make them worse.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/health/other/rules-on-single-sex-spaces-pose-risk-to-trans-people-s-mental-health-uk-charities-say/ar-AA1RUOOR?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=LCTS&cvid=693da2bdeacb4045a93c6dbae710b145&ei=83
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