Nominations


Use the Comment section below to write up your cunting nomination.

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Either way, your nomination will disappear from this page.
That’s how you’ll know it’s been reviewed, so don’t ask.

If you want your cunting nomination published, follow the fucking rules:

[1] Whenever possible include a link to a recognised news source or risk 🗑️.
[2] Unsubstantiated allegations against living people or institutions results in 🗑️.
[3] Too short (less than 5 lines) or too long (more than 50 lines) qualifies it for 🗑️.
[4] Pay attention to grammar, spelling, punctuation & spacing. Unreadable equals 🗑️.
[5] Respond appropriately to an admin comment within 2 days, otherwise it’s 🗑️.

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Do NOT ask questions or add comments to nominations unless:
➡️ specifically requested by an admin, or
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If you break this rule, you may be moderated indefinitely or possibly banned.

NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!

8 thoughts on “Nominations

  1. The Australian Government.

    A short but foul cunting for every filthy Starmer style Aussie cunt who decided to prosecute a Special Forces combat veteran…

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czjwp1vjn9lo

    A very brave man fighting an insurgent wicked and calculating enemy,an enemy that has no boundaries at all..

    Now he’s laid low by the same sort of trash that have pygmyfied Britain.

    Utter scùm.

  2. Mobility Scooters.

    Not content with bowling less able bodied persons over into the gutter in their quest for total pavement Blitzkrieg we now have next generation scooters equipped to enable shit weasels to turn the nice quiet road to the shops into a murderous modern chavvy Circus Maximus..

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz78gqrq4p1o

    When will be safe?

    Oven.

  3. A burka clad, full of Eastern promise cunting for the Green Party’s new Hackney candidate Ifhat Shaheen please.
    This bulbous, butt ugly political parking stanley is (sigh) standing on a ‘Gaza’ ticket but a brief examination of her soshul meeja past has (naturally) revealed her peevishness at anyone identifying as one of God’s chosen people. Insensitive to the ambulance burning escapades of three of her fellow stanleys’s Shaheen claims that North London synagogues are topped to the rafters with IDF soldiers, that Magic Grandpa Catweazle would have made an excellent PM and slightly more bizarrely, that Israel is harvesting organs from Palestinians ‘to help alter [the] DNA of Zionists to claim land’. With views like that, the fact that she appears to weigh a quarter of a ton and has a face like a burst set of bagpipes, I”m surprised the Greens couldn’t have done slightly better.

  4. Mad Bryony’s Coastal Bungalow Bailout.

    Otherwise known as The Magic Money Tree rides to the rescue once more..

    “In 2013, Bryony Nierop-Reading’s home in Happisburgh, Norfolk, collapsed into the sea after it was teetering on the cliff edge. Now the home she moved into eight years ago is one of three properties due to be demolished.

    North Norfolk District Council has worked with owners to provide a range of options, including financial support of £40,000-£100,000.”

    How kind of them.

    Bryony also chimed in with “Before I bought the house I had to consider the fact that I would ultimately lose it. My reason for staying is that the further away you are from the coast, the less concerned you are about coastal erosion.”

    Indeed.

    I’m sure Bryony is as we speak awaiting yet another council payout so she can carefully invest the money in another property teetering on a cliff edge,and so on..

    Why can’t they just move Bryony into a care home inland for her own safety (and relief for the council tax payers) and put migrants in these deathtraps instead..the locals could have a sweepstake on which infested property crashes down the cliff first.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgj002gxlg9o

  5. The Lib Dem’s chances in the upcoming local elections are a cunt.

    Well known water sports enthusiast and Lib Dem Leader, Ed Davey, is bullish about the Lib Dem’s chances in London in May. He said, during a visit to a building site in Blackfriars, that Lib Dem candidates are ‘local champions who will listen to their communities and get things done’.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9qd55nj18xo

    What things are those then? Making their own sandals? Growing beards? Cleaning their teeth? Knitting yellow jumpers from yogurt?

    Most worrying of all, however, is that so many silly cunts actually vote for them. ‘Lib Dems Winning Here’ is the rallying cry as they deliver their endless supplies of leaflets.

    Famous Lib Dems include Paddy Pantsdown, Mark Oaten, and Chris Huhne.

    Will they never fuck off?

  6. Harry & Meghan Hewitt:

    Publicity whores are a cunt, are they not?. The so-called “Royal” version with the half prince and his tart, is very similar to the downmarket Stacey & Joe Solomon, or David & Victoria Beckham, it is long, it is tedious, it is puerile, it is whining self pity and a great fucking bore. All they want is privacy provided it is accompanied by flash bulbs and TV cameras. All six are full blown hypocritical wankers.

    Yesterday Mrs Hewitt claimed she had been “the most trolled person in the world”. She hates it, but she loves it, she loves to hate it and hates to love it.

    The witless trollop knows that the day the cameras stop, just like Solomon and Beckham knows, their pathetic dreaery plastic lives are over, so they ahve to keep in the limelight.

    Now it seems Harry and Meghan want to be “half in and and half out”. Why doesn’t everybody, the press the public, the magazines tell all six of these oxygen thieves to just FUCK OFF>

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/royal-family/2026/04/17/harry-and-meghan-plan-to-be-half-in-half-out-royals/

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