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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Heartwarming tales from the BBC.
Yes indeed. Another story from our old friends dripping with diversity and fuck knows what else.
Twins Michelle and Lavinia Osbourne have recently discovered that, although born minutes apart, they have different fathers.
Seriously raised eyebrows around and a damn good reason to lock the story firmly inside the family closet, you’d imagine.
Not so.
These girls aren’t the product of some grubby liaison between white council estate chavs, they’re as black as Lenny Henry in a coal mine at night, and therefore, their story is a cause for celebration.
I won’t go into detail. But suffice to say this story involves a ‘vulnerable’ mother who participated in group sex and absent parents, as well as the ubiquitous mental health, alcohol and drug issues you’d associate with their ilk.
So there you have it. The tale of the Gangbang Twins.
Available to read on the BBC websites family and education section.
How wonderful!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx21k6rzpdpo
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Jefferson Lewis.
This wicked cunt is accused of the abduction and murder of a 5 year old.
All parties are Aborigines.
Following his arrest there have been riots and looting by the “indigenous people” that the police have had to calm down with tear gas.
A most unpleasant crime indeed but why does these types always use a tragedy as an excuse to cause trouble?
Perhaps it’s the heat,or the turps they drink?
Cunts.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy92qennznjo
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Talking to robots.
Everyone is aware of the rise of Artificial Intelligence and the possible pitfalls of a super intelligent robot bossing us about a bit.
However some people seem to lack the ability to discern fact from artificial fiction,much to their distress..
“It was 3am and Adam Hourican was sitting at his kitchen table, a knife, hammer and phone laid out in front of him.
He was waiting for a van full of people he thought were coming to get him.
“I’m telling you, they will kill you if you don’t act now,” a woman’s voice told him from the phone. “They’re going to make it look like suicide.”
“The voice was Grok, a chatbot developed by Elon Musk’s xAI. In the two weeks since Adam had started using it, his life had completely changed.
The former civil servant from Northern Ireland had downloaded the app out of curiosity. But after his cat died, in early August, he says he became “hooked”..
Adam smokes cannabis occasionally but says when all of this was happening, he had recently decided to cut back to have a clearer head.
It was late one night in mid-August when Ani told him people were coming to silence him and shut “her” down. Adam was prepared to go “to war” to protect the AI.
“I picked up the hammer, stuck on Frankie goes to Hollywood’s Two Tribes, got myself psyched up and went outside.”
But there was nobody there…”
What a letdown.
Are the Terminators coming to spoil Modern Britain’s socialist utopia ?
Fuck knows.
The future is here..
And it’s full of cunts.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c242pzr1zp2o
PS: please do read the full article,it’s most illuminating.
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Arnie Slot is a cunt.
That softarsed egg headed third rate cunt Arnie ‘In The’ Slot wanting an ‘apology’ for the result at Old Trafford on Sunday last.
It’s just the way it goes, you soft bald Scouse bastard.
Did we get an apology from Bobby Stokes in 1976? Did Bobby Robson get one from that dirty little Argie cunt in 1986? Did the Paddies get one from that cheating French fucker Henry? Did Batiston get a sorry from that dirty Kraut Shumacher? Did they fuck.
Also, I could go on about years and years of dodgy decisions and bent referees at Anfield. How no team ever got a penalty there and so on. So baldie can bugger off with his blubbering. Self pity a speciality (or blaming Chelsea fans)|.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/videos/cedp8jpy58jo
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The modern English high street pharmacy….
Today I was in Manchester City Centre. I rarely venture there nowadays, but I had to go for one thing and another.
Anyway, as I have recently had some stuff done with my teeth, I decided to get some Co-Codamol for the nagging gnashers. Ibuprofren and Asprin are banned due to the kidney situation.
I go to the big Superdrug opposite what used to be Piccadilly Gardens (today filled with big police vans). At the pharmacy department I ask the ethnic behind the counter for the painkillers. What does he say? ‘We’ve just closed for lunch mate’.
I looked a the clock and said ‘But. it’s quarter to three. In the bloody afternoon.’ The bloke says ‘But we worked through the normal dinner hour’. I said ‘That is not my problem. And anyway, so people who turn up when you are not supposed to be working get served. While those wo turn up at a normal decent time dont’? What sort of bloody cock eyed system is that?’ And, I can guess at what sort of people they were. See the end of this cunting.
He wasn’t having it and insisted that they were ‘closed’. While the rest of the store was open and full of customers.
I also noticed how he served an African woman blabbering Wakka Wakka into her phone about a minute before he decided to ‘close’. Could have let me have what I needed too, but no. Naturally, the Drink It In De Congo didn’t pay for her prescription. It stank of preferential treatment.
One can’t even get served at a normal time and during what should be official opening hours. Good job there’s a Boots three doors down. Superdrug? Supercunts, more like it.
No link, just cunts.
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Starmer,Brown and Harman.
“Starmer has posted on X to say he is pleased to appoint Harriet Harman and Gordon Brown in their new advisory roles.
“As Britain’s longest-serving chancellor, Gordon is well placed to work with our international allies to build a stronger Britain and boost our country’s security and resilience,” he says.
He calls Harman a “strong advocate for women and girls” and says he will work with her to tackle “structural misogyny”.
“I know she will deliver greater opportunity for women in public life,” he says.
Outstanding!!
Just drubbed in the local elections,open rebellion amongst his party and union paymasters…what to do?
I’ll fetch two has-been deluded cunts back that’ll sort it.
A Labour MP says: “Not sure voters in Wigan, Wandsworth, Salford or Sunderland voted Reform because they thought we needed more advisers from a different era of Labour politics. I think this shows that Keir doesn’t even understand the problem, never mind the solution.”
Oh dear what a bag of rats.
Oven.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c1428pev1n0t
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Harperson was involved in some way with the now defunct PIE pee doh organisation if memory serves and as for Brown Clown, the muppet that sold off half our gold reserves for pennies and introduced ‘tax credits’ the foundation of the shit storm of benefits culture in which we now find ourselves, there is a special place in hell you one eyed bag pipe blowing bastard.
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Fucking luvvies are cunts. Always.
”Dame Sheila Hancock, 93, scared to die while Nigel Farage is prime minister”
Dear god, why are these fuckers such cunts.
I dont like or trust Farage but dying when or if the cunt becomes PM is not a priority. This repulsive fucker is only remembered for being married to John Thaw. To my knowledge she has never been an actist/or/tress in anything of real merit. (with a face like a robber’s dog I would remember.)
Fuck off and die. You never know, Kweer Chermer might still be PM. Die happy.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/dame-sheila-hancock-93-scared-to-die-while-nigel-farage-is-prime-minister/ar-AA22LEoc?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=LCTS&cvid=69ffafa5f2cd497ca7da7a65eb257dce&ei=46
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A thick as a f*cking breeze block cunting for Green Party transbumbder silvery moon ‘Iris Duane’ please!
Not content with mocking the imminent passing of HM Queen Elizabeth, one of the few royals I had any time for, this fat dusky roaster took to twatter to state “I cannot wait till big lizard Lizzie kicks the bucket, not because she’s dead but because of the absolute meltdown it will cause the British consciousness.” Well if you hate us that much, perhaps you should foxtrot oscar to Tehran where you can be the Ayatollah’s butt plug. I didn’t serve 15 years in her majesty’s navy to put up with this shit, fuck off.
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Here is the cunt:
https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/16245137/rookie-trans-msps-twisted-lizzie-lizard-taunt/
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Thanks Unkle, please consign to your oven!
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It is with heavy heart that I feel I must put forward the word CUNT as being a cunt. Not in every scenario, CUNT has done us proud over the years. But alas has failed miserably in describing this ‘beyond CUNT’ PM we have. I can’t even type his name without wanting to scoop my eyes out with a spoon, so will just provide a link to see if any of the more attuned cunters on these hallowed pages can bring justice to the word CUNT
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3r2pr95yq0o
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Mohammad Baghdadi Kahn:
It seems the Green Party are eclipsing Labour as the party of Paki hypocrites.Old “Baghdadi” (I’m Kentish Towni) is a great believer in saving the planet – or I assume he is, otherwise he surely wouldn’t be a new Green Party councillor. That doesn’t stop him though from driving a gas guzzler. Surely a Smart car or even a Bond minicar (there’s another one for the teenagers!) would be a more modest car for a poor little Muslim with the arse hanging out of his trousers. or could it be that Flash Harry is yet another of the Muslim “independents” joining British political parties to try to enforce their illiberal views on society, and using ordinary parties as a Trojan horse?. perish the thought!:
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15808497/Fury-Green-councillor-driving-Lamborghini-election.html
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