Nominations


Use the Comment section below to write up your cunting nomination.

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If you break this rule, you may be moderated indefinitely or possibly banned.

NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!

10 thoughts on “Nominations”

  1. Harry & Meghan Hewitt:

    Publicity whores are a cunt, are they not?. The so-called “Royal” version with the half prince and his tart, is very similar to the downmarket Stacey & Joe Solomon, or David & Victoria Beckham, it is long, it is tedious, it is puerile, it is whining self pity and a great fucking bore. All they want is privacy provided it is accompanied by flash bulbs and TV cameras. All six are full blown hypocritical wankers.

    Yesterday Mrs Hewitt claimed she had been “the most trolled person in the world”. She hates it, but she loves it, she loves to hate it and hates to love it.

    The witless trollop knows that the day the cameras stop, just like Solomon and Beckham knows, their pathetic dreaery plastic lives are over, so they ahve to keep in the limelight.

    Now it seems Harry and Meghan want to be “half in and and half out”. Why doesn’t everybody, the press the public, the magazines tell all six of these oxygen thieves to just FUCK OFF>

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/royal-family/2026/04/17/harry-and-meghan-plan-to-be-half-in-half-out-royals/

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  2. I give you Emma Smart.
    She certainly doesn’t live up to her name. This eco warrior, and animal activist entered a fish restaurant in Weymouth on a mission to rescue a lobster.

    She snatched the crustacean from the tank and threw it into the habour.. bravo Emma..

    But it turns out this crayfish was a display creature, who had lived there for two years.

    And apparently because it came from a warm tank and was thrown into the cold water, it would of died instantly..
    Oh and it had a crayfish friend in the same tank which died a week later.

    A pot of boiling water and some butter sauce would of been more humane you daft cow..

    Hopefully someone chucks that stupid bitch in the habour..

    ‘Animal rights activist killed my crayfish’, says Dorset restaurant owner https://share.google/s3ERI81buphd3ozLr

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  3. Christopher Sullivan.. whose that you ask..
    He is the father of finbar sullivan, who was recently stabbed to death on Primrose Hill by a black savage..

    Whoa Barry, seems a bit harsh cunting him..

    Maybe, but Mr sullivan is proud to live in a wonderful, multicultural city like London, know matter how many of his children get stabbed to death.

    It wasn’t the no impulse control monkeys fault, it’s successive governments that have shut down all the youth clubs.

    Some table tennis and a tuck shop will cure all the ill’s of this once great country.

    So fuck your Suicidal empathy, cunts like you will be the death of all of us.

    Don’t let my son’s murder be used by racists, says father of Primrose Hill stab victim | Camden New Journal https://share.google/DeCZmWhjLfCacugz1

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  4. The Church of England.

    The Church of England has pledged £100 million, aiming to raise £1 billion, to address historic links to slavery through Project Spire and the Fund for Healing, Repair and Justice.

    Now I know this is not new. The virtue signalling, pee do protecting, Islam loving halfwits proposing this while their organisation goes down the shitter, and a mosque is built in every neighbourhood. But locally I see this:

    ‘Our cathedral could run out of money for repairs’

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpvx8x2mzr4o

    This is Lincoln cathedral. Great beauty and antiquity. No money. But the CofE can consider undeserved reparations for Lenny Henry and co.
    Where are the reparations for colluding in the exploitation and starvation of my Irish and Welsh forebears? For bringing German halfwits in as kings and giving them vast tracts of land?
    The latest archdickhead (Doolally or similar) Has a lot to consider.

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  6. Paul Weller is a cunt.

    I did like The Jam. But the way Weller just cut the other two off and out of his life when he chose to finish the band showed an early indication of what a cunt he could be. Just frozen out like they never even existed.

    Then – after the pretentious Style Council – Weller was feted and sucked up to big during the Britpop hype. And, the ‘anti-rock star’ behaved like one. Booze, powder, women and all that. Nothing wrong with that, but the way Weller used to sneer at the Rock ‘N’ Roll lifestyle also shows a hypocritical cunt.

    It appears, his monumental ego never came down from this mid 90s adulation. And, even his closest friends weren’t immune from his cunt side.

    The link touches on it. But, he does come across as a cunt….

    http://www.wellerworld.co.uk/mailsunday2007.htm

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  7. Sir Oilly Robbins

Like a turd that won’t flush this smug mug Oxbridge jasper keeps floating in the parliamentary toilet bowl. Recollect the name from cunts past? You are right this was the self same Euromaniacal Cunt that led Theresa May by the hand as Chief Brexit Negotiator 2017/19. His modus operandi was the sell out and taking it up the arse as he landed a spectacularly shitty deal with which we continue to struggle. We tend to forget that Boris Johnson was landed with the results of that and did his best to make the deal a little more acceptable with very few cards left (May/Robbins had already busted that flush) by sacrificing more fishing rights and Northern Ireland border rights etc.



    Now Starmer has taken the bog brush to him in an attempt to force the cunt down the S bend as a scapeturd blamed for not telling him that Mandy was a wrong’un and the dark prince of allegations land. After taking all the crapola of the Brexit fiasco Sir Oilly once again came up smelling of roses to be appointed Principle Civil Servant in Starmerland until his boss dropped one in taking his eye off the ball in regard to Mandy and his interesting little ways (a very interesting snakes nest of allegations there involving Chinese business interests, Rooskie arms deals and via Jeffrey Epstein, massages and under age sex. 



    Sir Oillie’s pals are queuing up to state what a sterling citizen he is, super intelligent and life and soul of the party. Doubtless this is one turd that will continue to float sunny side up – it is reported he is in line for £120,000 severance pay. Why do I never get a pay off when I fuck up?


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