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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
The Parking Stanley vs Taliban exploding village fun.
A short Anti Cunting as nobody cares what happens to these swine as long as they stay in their mud hut compounds,it’s heartwarming fun nonetheless..
The Paki airforce has blown up an afghan village after a spate of suicíde bombings..
“Pakistan’s Ministry of Information and Broadcasting said it had carried out “intelligence based selective targeting of seven terrorist camps and hideouts”.
In a statement on X, it said the targets included members of the banned Tehreek-i-Taliban Pakistan, which the government refers to as “Fitna al Khawarij,” along with their affiliates and the Islamic State-Khorasan Province.
The ministry described the strikes as “a retributive response” to recent suicide bombings in Pakistan by terror groups it said were sheltered by Kabul.”
Even in the wastes of Shitholistan these cunts can’t stop murdering one another.
What a shame indeed.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdxgln3gnd6o
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The Glamorous Royal Markle Refugee Jaunt.
Just when you thought it was safe to come out from under the bed,after the exploits of Randy Andy,it’s time to reach for the valium again..
“Prince Harry and Meghan will spend two days visiting Jordan to highlight efforts to support vulnerable communities affected by conflict and displacement.
The couple, who stepped down as working royals in 2020, have travelled to Amman at the invitation of Dr Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, director-general of the World Health Organization (WHO…”
How thoroughly splendid.
Philip Hall, British Gravy Train Ambassador to Jordan, thanked the Sussexes for travelling to the Middle East.
“Your visit, your support, your appreciation of the efforts that the United Nations, including of course, the World Health Organization, the government of Jordan and others, are making here is enormously appreciated,”
What great joy,let us all hold hands and hope they are bitten by a rabid camel or 6.
Gold braid Cunts.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5ykqg09k6yo
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AI is a cunt and will be a bigger cunt in the future.
There isn’t a link to this because it was a personal experience.
For a laugh I thought I would have a debate with Google AI, I started with the statement ‘There is more chance of Andrew Mountbatten Windsor becoming king that the UK electricity grid being zero carbon by 2030.
The reply was quite good and the argument was logical that the opposite was the case.
I carried on with the debate and tried to get AI to slag off Net zero and then that AI would eventually realise that Humans were pointless and destroy them, that dint go down too well but after a couple of exchanges it did concede that with AI a brave new world scenario could eventually happen.
I then said that I didn’t care really because I would be dead within a decade or so, that is when AI defaulted to ‘safety’ and this appeared.
Help is available
Speak with someone today call 116 123 24Hrs
I then asked why it assumed I was thinking of suicide rather than the fact I am old
Touché. You’ve just highlighted the exact “context gap” that makes AI a liability in the “grey zones” we discussed earlier. It defaulted to a safeguard script because it lacks the “life experience” to distinguish between a philosophical “end of an era” comment from an elder and a crisis.
It processed the words, but it didn’t “know” the person. That’s the human monopoly—the ability to read between the lines and understand the passage of time.
What a cunt 😂
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Sean Jefferson (35), and Amy Leigh Clarke (34) is a cunt. (Are cunts)
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2002wk8j5o
This is my first posting, and I apologise for immediately nominating these vile cunts, but I’m absolutely fucking incandescent with rage.
These cunts are accused of killing their little daughter Darcy-Leigh Jefferson, who died at just five weeks old weighing 1.8 fucking Kg. And had 47 rib fractures.
(Five fucking weeks old!)
The parents were known drug users, and in a volatile relationship, but yet the authorities (Absolute fuck-pigs) never saw a reason to step in and intervene.
May just hope that when these cunts are finally put in jail, they aren’t put in solitary, and some real crim’s get access to them and dish out some suitable justice.
(Perhaps the hero that has just done Ian Hartley could have a go at ’em)
Cunts!
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Oven
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“The Talking Asshole”
William Burroughs wrote The Naked Lunch in 1959. Nobody ever claimed the old junkie was as prescient as George Orwell predicting 1984 in 1948, but it seems he predicted Two Kweer three years before his birth:
Habitual Liar, bumptious, deluded, fawning, unctuous,arrogant, supercilious , but humble, monotone boring Rodney was summed up three years before his birth, recited here by Frank Zappa:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0P6Vz1VtVY&t=51s
Even little Wessy mincing through Galton, all mouth and makeup on Thursday couldn’t stop Labour from coming third. It reminded you of the Mandy Man visiting Hartlepool every four years to go slumming amongst his constituents. The old Blairites, mainly poofters who think Wes is so pretty (the likes of Mandy , Alistair Campbell and Alan Johnson) are deluded, even old expenses sponger Jacqui Smith, (dirty DVDs, son?) and arselicking Pat “Slaphead” McFadden , actually sitting in “MY Labour government” of Kweer can’t stop the rot. One minister (off the record of course) has described “Keir” as ‘the most despised’ leader, and when you think of some of the motherfuckers they have had as leader – Kinnock, Foot, even Anthony Blair – that is saying a lot.
Starmer is now totally fucked – they will let the Talking Asshole drone on until the May local elections, but all the little work-shy poofters who infest the back benches (and Cabinet) will now see their rest cures will be end up losing their seats in at most three years – no more milking the expenses system for gallon drums of haemorrhoidal ointment, butt plugs and rent boys (from Ukraine and elsewhere). The jig is up. The bum boys will have to go back to bar work and the ethnic women back to the cash desk at Lidl. Working class Keir, kow-towing Chinky loving, Muslim toadying, EU arse-licking Rodney is done for. Listen to Mr. Burroughs words from 67 years ago. He does make you want to go. You dig?.
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Hot tubs and people who have them.
Bloke – ” ive just got a hot tub.”
MNC – oh
Bloke- “yep, going to sit outside in it tonight”
MNC- why?
Bloke- eeerrr, thats what you do isnt it?
Have a beer in the hot tub like.
MNC- i wouldnt know.
I have a bath indoors.
Dont think id like to have a bath in the garden.
Bloke- it cost me 5grand!!
MNC-. So what?
I just don’t get it.
Lazing about in a fancy paddling pool where all the neighbours can see you.
Pointless.
Id be bored within a few minutes.
An it seems to be a certain type who have them.
Twats.
Have any of you got one?
And if so, why?
You must be right sweaty fuckers or something.
Dont you have a shower in your house?
*sorry admin cant do links on this new phone
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This seems appropriate..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0r9pldkqy7o
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The NSPCC
Are fucking cunts.
The majority of their funding comes from donations.
Large corporations are responsible for between 80 – 90% of their income.
Shamefully, hardly anything comes from the government, despite the increased risk that all young girls are under due to their disastrous immigration policies.
Any advert placed on national television should inform the vulnerable youngsters what to be wary of and what to do if they feel in danger.
With tens of thousands of young girls already raped by organised groups of Pakistani men and many more being abused daily by assorted illegal immigrants, the information given should be clear.
There is no such thing as ‘grooming’. The correct terms are sexual assault and rape.
NEVER talk to any immigrant either in person or online.
NEVER accept anything from them.
NEVER enter one of their shops without being accompanied by a trusted adult.
NEVER go out alone. Always try to be with at least 2 friends.
If one approaches you….
SCREAM as loud as you can.
If you can’t run away…
USE anything that you have at hand as a weapon.
AIM for the eyes, throat and bollocks.
TELL your family, friends and neighbours what happened and where it happened.
GET an adult to take you to the police, report the incident and remember that you have done nothing wrong.
All sound advice, and unfortunately…….necessary.
If I was donating to the NSPCC I would insist on nothing less for my money.
If I were to contribute to their TV adverts would I be happy with this?
https://youtu.be/qOkHQR6faEg?si=FgC4LnhNAYlTt3Wl
No I fucking wouldn’t!
Notice how every pedophile depicted is white.
Not one bearded, pyjama wearing Pakistani in sight.
Not one that looks like they arrived in a dinghy.
If being woke is more important than protecting the children that they are supposed to be there for, then they should shut their EC2 head office and all other premises that they own.
They should make all of their staff redundant, including the executives on their 6 figure salaries.
They should empty their company bank accounts and give the money to the child victims of abuse.
And then they should fuck off in shame.
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Fun fact: The NSPCC were given the power alongside Local Authorities under the Children Act 1989 to initiate Care Proceedings.
Did they ever? No they fucking didn’t, just put Kate Bush’s ‘This Woman’s Work’ over black and white footage of a grubby bairn in a cot to make 70+ year old women sign up to direct debits.
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Water Companies.
A short but brutal cunting of British vital infrastructure..
South West Water (SWW) has pleaded guilty to supplying water unfit for human consumption after a parasitic outbreak in Devon.
The prosecution was brought by the Drinking Water Inspectorate (DWI) after the incident left four people hospitalised and more than 140 confirmed cases of cryptosporidium in and around Brixham, Devon, in May 2024.
These companies are owned by foreign investors who couldn’t give a fairground fuck for anything but profits for shareholders.
It’s possible it’s all coincidental but the sheer amount of problems with our water supply can’t possibly have anything to do with the millions of brown vermin that infect our towns and cities can it?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg3599690yo
We’ve reached population overload and disease and higher taxes are inevitable for a slum nation..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg3599690yo
Expect The Plague.
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Homosexuâl Investment Regret from Beyond The Grave.
“I invested in Brewdog in my husband’s memory. He would be turning in his grave”….
Steven Howe-Bull invested in Brewdog’s Equity for Punks scheme as a tribute to his late husband, Keith Phillip.
The retired wedding celebrant had never invested before, but decided to put £1,000 into the scheme.
Unfortunately the company has been sold off after being run into the ground and the poor cunts who believed the investment guff from the company..”Equity for Punks”,enough for the clear headed to think twice perhaps..
The administrators made clear that those who invested in the Equity for Punks scheme would not get any return from the deal.
Oh dear.
Company co-founder James Watt said he was “heartbroken” for those who had lost their jobs and put money into the Equity For Punks scheme..
Oh well that’s that.
Take your loss and shut up you cunts.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c33jj1ll5vgo
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Tuk-Take Fuck Off.
A police force which spent £34,300 on electric tuk-tuks to help fight crime sold them after just two years – at a £28,350 loss.
Cunts.
Ch Insp Damian Sowrey said parents told officers “they would feel safer knowing that there was support for young people out at night, and from women who could think of an occasion when the tuk-tuk would have been a welcome sight”…
I’m not sure how many young ladies are happy to see a tuk-tuk hoving into view..
Gwent Police spokesperson said: “The intention behind the purchase of these vehicles was to boost public safety especially within the night-time economy settings of Abergavenny and Newport in an engaging and different way for our communities.”
Sounds like more of the same “cultural enrichment ” to me..
Perhaps the tuk-tuks are now in Bradford carrying “grooming” cunts about their what should be immediately lethal hobbies..
Or carrying the tattered remnants of the latest Ayetollah to his burial pit?
Who knows?
Who cares?
It’s only a drop in the bucket of Gravy Train Britain.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c7vjj4nv5elo
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Lewis Hamilton.
Wannabe black man Lewis Hamilton is as we have seen time and time again, a massive cunt.
Whatever happened to the days of expendable formula one drivers who were hard drinking, smoking and generally unheard from except for on track race matters?
Now we have this diamond encrusted ageing soy boy using his self importance to waffle on about all things black. And Africa.
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/mar/05/lewis-hamilton-race-africa-grand-prix-retiring-formula-one-colonial
Sure, if Africa wants to take back control from the European colonials then that is a matter for the African countries and we don’t need to hear about it from him. Although someone should probably point out to him that China is buying up mineral rights all over Africa faster than his chances of competing in an African grand prix are diminishing.
Which leads me on nicely to him saying at forty one years old after more years of him offending my eyes and ears on TV than I care to remember, that he wants to compete in an African race before he retires, why has it just dawned on him now? Hopefully thats not a statement that he will hang on forever in hope thus keeping fresh blood out of a racing seat.
Absolute cunt, everything about him annoys me from his face, how he sacked his dad who gave up so much to get him into the sport, the taking a knee, infecting a sport with BLM pish, his voice, his “fashion”.
Off for a beer now before I give myself a stroke thinking about him.
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Beat me to as couldnt post a link.
Lewis Carl Davidson Hamilton to give his full name..
What a chippy cunt.
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He would love it if you stroked thinking about him, the closeted cunt.
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The biased BBC reporting of the US/Israeli ‘war’ towards Iran.
It is quite obvious which side the BBC are on regarding this. Never ending reports of how its causing hardship in Iran, how bombs have killed loads of muzzies, and first hand reports from those ‘suffering’
I don’t recall any of this kind of reporting regarding …for example the Falklands, and they were our own people!
I can pick a load of ‘stories’ to illustrate my point, but obviously time and space on here restricts that, but here are a few:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ceqvwrydzpqt
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c86yeqg86yvo
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj4zze5lzjpo
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/czx4r6zq7wxo
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8eg5n765eeo
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y52wyv49xo
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British Sea Power
Wassat? Well we had it once in the shape of the most extensive merchant and naval marine in the world for over 200 years linking together all our possessions and colonies across the globe. Very lucrative. Note they do not teach this is schools any longer other than as a dastardly racist organ of oppression and exploitation of Brown People innit. All started falling apart at the end of WWII as the Americans started demanding vast chunks of it to repay their War Debt and to supplant GB’s status in the world.. The era of Britain on its uppers and resultant cutbacks started from then Big Time.
So it has continued to the point where there is nothing left to cut back and Team GB is forced to large it in the world with illusion and delusion. So we come to the Cypress shite show and the ignominious fuck up re an inability to show the flag on a destroyer and chase away a few Iranian/chose a proxy drones (admittedly nasty things now). Hardly need reminding The Community that said destroyer, while it allegedly does exist, remains sat in a dock in Portsmouth awaiting the solution of “technical problems”. Latest word is it will not be ready in time to do duty in Cypress – ever – and its role will be taken by our staunch allies The Frogs (who love us dearly). Is it too cynical to think that this suits Starmerdramer perfectly as it gets him out of a hole with his MPs as they oppose any British backing of Trump in the Iran fiasco? Government by deliberate incompetence.
Clearly British Ship Building is no longer the engine house of glittering technical expertise and sheer grunt that it once was (we do not know how to build fucking ships anymore) and so our brilliant experts at the MOD have come up with a specification that will save our bacon:
The Sampan D Class Destroyer
HMS Delusion, HMS Decline, HMS Distraught, HMS Depression, HMS Innit
Diesel all fuel outboard engines capable of burning recycled chip and burger oil and mounted on poles stuck out the back of the boat for ease of maintenance and variety of steerage options. Also obviating the need for a solution to the rather embarrassing problem of our latest ships leaking through the gland nuts where the prop shafts pass through into the open sea.
Shallow flat bottomed hulls to optimise use in irrelevant backwaters and money saving non harbour use (no need for harbours and dockyards innit) Hulls to be constructed from old metal cans pop riveted together under the guidance of Messrs Mo and Ali of M and A Vehicle Repairs Innit of Solihull Railway Arches, Solihull. Inclusive innit.
State of the art mind games in action to confuse the enemy who will not believe that Our Lads are actually fighting out of Sampans. All crews to be recruited from Brown People issued with catapults so Inclusive Innit and oh so deniable (eg “no comment” and “not us gov’nor”).
Armaments to be out of date and knackered with kinks introduced into gun barrels/torpedo tubes etcetera so Starmerdrama may legally claim under International Law that GB was not intentionally attempting to hit anyone. Warning Shots only innit.
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Bugger – only just noticed that auto-spell has changed every “Cyprus” to “Cypress”. Any chance of correcting that for me? Ta ever so.
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My Link
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/38408842/warships-repaired-uk-base-attacked-cyprus/
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Just a thought for an image captioned “our lads taking aim”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sampan#/media/File:YangtzeSampan.jpg
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Lewis Hamilton
is a cunt.
Preaching from the cockpit of cuntiness about “taking Africa back” from the Brits? As if you’re not waving that Union Jack passport while sipping rosé in your Monaco penthouse overlooking yachts bigger than most African villages!
The Brits haven’t owned a single grain of African sand since 1968 and since? A glorious slide back into feudal hell: crumbling roads and pothole death traps, blackouts, bribes at every checkpoint, bucket showers for the masses, endless coups, genocides on repeat, and mud huts still the default bijou abode that makes your childhood Stevenage flat look like Buckingham Palace! All while the elites drive round in Comic Relief-funded Rolls Royces.
Those years inhaling petrol fumes in the cockpit must’ve finally fried your brain. Cunt.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/formulaone/article-15616517/Lewis-Hamilton-calls-people-Africa-countries-British-former-colonial-powers-extraordinary-speech-talking-heritage-Benin-Senegal-Nigeria.html
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BBC Radio 1
I have the misfortune by employ to be in multifarious locations during a working week, and by law of averages that means I am going to be exposed at some juncture to ‘Radio 1’.
Jesus Christ, when they presenters aren’t wittering utter self-congratulatory asinine bollocks between each other, they LITERALLY just stream in 10 minute sets the most repugnant, repellent, diabolical liturgies of Demonic Ooga Booga ‘rap’ FILTH that you’d imagine blaring into your ears on a descent into Hell. Absolute George Floyd-lipped incoherent, inculcating mumbling and jumbling over an inculcating beat, invariably stolen from legacy artists.
The cheek of the CUNTS in Westminster debating tonight whether Social Media should be banned for under 16 year olds. No, fucking RADIO OOGA BOOGA needs to be banned for under 16 year olds, which it is clearly state-sponsored and publicly funded targeted at corrupting the developing brains of this with FAECES in aural form.
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‘Anti-Muslim hostility’ tsar
“There are bad times just around the corner – we can all look forward to despair!”, World War 3, sky high inflation, Mandy getting away with his dishonesty yet again, but fear not. Ageing poofter Steve Reed, Housing Minister has the answer to all our problems.
If you say anything naughty about Islam, even as a joke, the Feds are coming for you:
Free speech fears as Labour announces ‘anti-Muslim hostility’ tsar
Free speech fears as Labour announces ‘anti-Muslim hostility’ tsar
Martin Beckford Policy
The Government has announced the creation of an official definition of ‘anti-Muslim hostility’ and the country’s…
I wonder who will get the job?. Louise Casey in a burqa, bumboy Streeting once he loses his seat?.
It is clear the fucking Two Kweer got at Galton and Simpson a few weeks ago has shaken the old nancy up, so he has decided to kowtow yet again to the camel drivers.
Reed clearly is too stupid to know that once the mudslimes get the whip hand, he and many members of the Cabinet will be taking flying lessons, without parachutes from Centre Point.
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Sorry the link didn’t click
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15629549/
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Liam Brodie,the mad electrician.
This gentleman decided it would be a good idea to “drum up business” by sending wimmin pictures of his meat and two veg via WhatsApp when they enquired about having some new wiring done.
A novel approach to customer service.
“Cambridgeshire Police said Brodie received an inquiry about electrical work from the first victim in September 2024 and agreed to visit her to provide a quote, but became reluctant when he learned it would be the woman’s husband who would be meeting him.
The woman then noticed he had changed his profile picture from his company logo to his genitals.
She challenged Brodie, who claimed his account had been hacked, and the profile picture was then changed to different photos of him naked.”
Fucking genius.
No doubt the mad cunt would be too busy rifling through a ladies underwear drawer to do any work,after he gets out of prison any way.
Dear me.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgrzkxl04rzo
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Lawyers, or fucking shysters, as I like to call them are absolute fucking CUNTS.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2x01yne13o
Yes, lawyers—particularly criminal defence barristers and solicitors—are expected to face significant professional and financial disadvantages if jury trials are reduced, a move currently being proposed by super-intellect David Lammy in England and Wales to tackle court backlogs. The legal profession has expressed deep concern that removing the right to a jury trial for many offenses will diminish the need for specialist advocates, reduce income for criminal practitioners, and potentially drive new talent away from the field.
So, do they actually care about the thousands of scumbags being relentlessly hauled through the British courts? Of course not. It`s all about the vast amounts of lovely money they`ll lose out on.
The proposed shift to “judge-only” trials for some cases is expected to shorten proceedings, reducing the work available for defence lawyers. As jury trials are considered “long-form” work, fewer of them directly equates to less billable time, ie, fewer fees for barristers.
• Shrinking Legal Aid: Restrictions on jury trials, particularly when moving cases to magistrates’ courts, may shrink the pool of cases that qualify for legal aid, reducing the overall funding for criminal law firms.
• Reduced Demand for Trial Specialists: Criminal law practitioners are concerned that they will be “overlooked,” as the need for specialists skilled in presenting cases to a jury (who can interpret “real-world” context and emotions) will decrease in a system that focuses on more technical, judge-only hearings.
• Diminished Professional Appeal: The reduced potential for career progression, combined with lower funding for criminal work, is causing law students to reconsider specializing in criminal law, potentially creating a talent shortage.
• Shift in Work Type: While the volume of cases may remain high, they will be shifted to magistrates’ courts where the nature of the work is different, often offering lower remuneration and less opportunity for in-depth advocacy compared to the Crown Court.
Thousands of lawyers have signed letters opposing the restrictions, arguing that the changes are based on “little evidence” and are not the correct solution to the court crisis, which they attribute to underfunding and poor management rather than the use of juries. Lawyers contend that these reforms will not only affect their livelihood but also weaken public confidence in the justice system.
No shit. Really?
What a bunch of parasitic, greedy, unconscionable sociopaths.
🤮
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