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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
The Church of England and its imaginary sorrow.
Imagine deciding that something that may have happened three centuries ago requires an apology now and reparations to the tune of £100 million.
That’s the state of the Church of England it seems.
A more amoral,pompous and nihilistic set of cunts is not likely to be found this side of Our BBC.
Queen Anne’s Bounty caused great harm and Africans require the £100 million to “put things right”..
Aye,righto and I’d like £5 million from the Germans as they tried to kill my grandfather in Libya in 1942.
Time travel cash payout cunts the lot.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2e7w03067o
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Claudia Winkleman and the BBC.
Claudia Winklecunt is to host a new BBC chat show.
Oh, fucking great. Just what the television – and the nation – needs.
We will now be seeing even more of this evil haired ugly bint. The Furby in a Richard III wig is unpleasantly ubiquitous as it is. Now, it’s going to be unbearable.
Also, the obscene knacker crushing eye watering ‘wages’ she will get out of license payers is also diabolical.
And, will it be a serous talk show, like Parkinson or Wogan? Will it fuck.
It will be a ‘for laughs’ props riddled load of childish innuendo and puerile shite a la Jonathan Woss and Graham Norton. In fact, the team behind Norton’s show are also doing Winklecunt’s series. Say no more.
British television – and especially the BBC – needs a much required kick up the arse and shot in the arm. But, instead it just gets worse with crap like this. They get rid of one obnoxious offensively overpaid cunt (Lineker), And, then they just get another one.
Don’t pay the license fee. Because this is where it goes.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c17x75jdj1vo
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Whoever the fuck is running Minnesota are fucking massive cunts.
Following this story from this side of the pond one could call out and cunt the Somalian fraudsters taking the American tax payer to the cleaners for supposedly running child care health care institutions for no one at all. And claiming millions of dollars that appear to be embezzled by said cunts.
Hardly any reporting on this is in the mainstream media. It seems to be challenge by independent journalist’s only; one in particular being Nick Shirley.
No my cunting is for the “woke” idiots who have turned a massive blind eye to this corruption and now are calling Mr Shirley’s reporting racist. Governor Tim Waltz a prime example.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/nick-shirley-explodes-after-walz-brands-fraud-critics-racist-as-minnesota-scandal-erupts/ar-AA1TdUZQ
Apparently the Somalian vote in this state of the land of the free sounds like a peaceful run Labour ward over here.
Here in Britain we are fucked with the invasion I, mistakenly hoped that the USA were not that bad. Sadly the cunts running Minnesota have destroyed that belief.
The whole of western civilization is going to hell in a hand cart.
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The Inevitable Decline of European Tourism.
2026 will be a year of travelling for me. Business trips abroad mixed with a few holidays with the lovely Mrs Cunter.
When we had our dog, Canine Cunter, we were restricted and didn’t go away together.
He didn’t like to be in kennels.
Since he died I have taken the wife to some of the most beautiful parts of Spain where I sometimes work. Places where a tourist wouldn’t find.
This year I will be cutting back my workload and want to venture farther afield.
I will be going to China to finally meet a work colleague.
He has asked me what I will want to do and where I would like to stay.
I want to stay in a Chinese hotel and eat proper Chinese food.
I want to see places that are off the tourist trails.
I don’t want to stay in an international hotel with nearby restaurants catering for foreigners.
I’m not interested in the normal tourist shit.
I will learn a few basic words and phrases of Chinese before I go.
For me, that is what an adventure is all about.
We will also tour around a few countries in South America.
This will be with a view to staying long term in the future. Maybe renting a property or staying in a hotel for a few months every year.
Again, we are not interested in anywhere ‘international’.
Next Christmas we want to spend in Vietnam.
Inland, where we can hopefully enjoy the food and culture.
We don’t want a beach resort. We don’t want to mix with tourists.
It’s not snobbish to say that I don’t want to hear any languages except for the language of the country that I am in.
Trying to understand and be understood is part of the fun.
I certainly don’t want to see níg nóg waiters or Pákí cleaners in any hotel.
I don’t want an Italian receptionist or even a Spanish barman.
We will be spending New Year in Madrid.
Thats when we will feel comfortable with having our own people around us, in Puerto del Sol as the New Year comes in.
We will be spending a few days, and a shit load of money no doubt, in Italy, but only for the shopping in Milan and perhaps a day or two in Bologna for the food, but for me Europe is fucked.
Rome, the centre of civilisation and home of some of the most iconic architecture is overrun with immigrants.
Paris, despite being French, is beautiful, but is off limits for the same reason. Savages sleeping on the streets and not safe at any time of day.
Barcelona I only go to when I have to. Only a drive away for me but the number of Romanian pick pockets and the other imported scum have spoiled the city.
And London?
With a Pákí Mayor who thinks that multi culturalism and diversity is a good thing.
Is there anywhere in the city where you can expect to be served by an English person or where you can go without having to endure immigrants and their languages?
Not only has the short arsed Pákí filled the city with scrounging immigrants, he has also fucked the tourist industry.
Who in their right mind would want to spend time in Khan’s capital?
So there is no point in visiting the place where I was born.
I wouldn’t be able to recognise the city now.
There are people that visit foreign countries and stay in international beach hotels, never venturing out of the front doors.
They eat international food in the hotel restaurants, served by staff from every corner of the world.
But that’s not travelling. You may be in Thailand, for instance, but you could be anywhere.
When I travel I want to experience the culture of that country, not the imposed multi culture from every shit hole on earth.
For me, Europe with all of the sights and history is fucked.
Why did that happen, and who shares the responsibility of giving away a continent?
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Sorry….. Link for the above nom.
https://www.theguardian.com/cities/2016/jan/05/life-shanty-town-paris-abandoned-railway-petite-ceinture
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Idiots
One thing that our much benighted nation will never be short of is a ready supply of total fucking idiots; idiot drivers, and cyclists, idiot demonstrators, idiot football fans, idiot politicians and celebrities, and so on and so forth. Allow me to illustrate.
At about nine pm on 30th December, two (unnamed) walkers in their early 20s had to summon urgent assistance from the Cairngorms Mountain Rescue Team after becoming trapped on rocky terrain in -15c conditions. Reports state that these two intellectual heavyweights set out at six pm (pitch black at this time of year) to climb the 1,300 m. Ben MacDui, wearing jogging bottoms and trainers, and lacking basic equipment such as waterproof clothing, crampons and ice picks.
Unsurprisingly, our two heroes quickly found themselves in serious trouble on steep ground in severe winter conditions, and presumably used a mobile phone to summon urgent assistance. Rescuers arrived to find the two peabrains in considerable distress. The rescue leader commented that the pair would have struggled to survive the night in the freezing conditions.
So what prompts a couple of utterly ill-equipped lads to set off in the pitch black of a freezing Cairngorms winter night to climb up a fucking mountain? Well you tell me; all I can say is that this kind of moronic behaviour isn’t unknown in that part of the world. It certainly ain’t the first time that rescuers have had to turn out to save the necks of some cretins who fancied an amble up in the Scottish mountains in mid-winter, and it won’t be the last.
You’d like to think that these two fucking idiots would at least have the grace to feel embarrassed at their own stupidity, but you have to wonder if the self-awareness is there. Let’s face it, you simply can’t legislate for idiocy.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgj4jzv24ko
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Joseph johnson is a worthless, grasping cunt.
This prick has made 54 tribunal claims for money.
This so called youth worker,has made these claims against schools and charities.
This fat fucker as only won one case, he represents himself so there are no real costs to him.
But costs the organisations plenty.
You won’t be surprised to know Mr Johnson is a chimp. So lots of attempts to sue for racism..
And now with that ginger,peaceful cum dumpsters new employment rights bill passed. Who in their right mind would start employing people like mighty joe young.
Trying working for a living you fat monkey.
Youth worker ‘who uses tribunals to get rich quick’ loses 54th claim in a row | News UK | Metro News https://share.google/QtTFW9KHUjbYMRJva
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Long Asian Pinky Nails.
I stopped to buy some petrol the other day and noticed the curry wallah serving behind the counter had a long and dirty looking little fingernail.
“Are you vanting to buys manys chocolates for de girlfriends” said the cunt, mangling my beautiful mother tongue as well as offending me with his disgusting personal hygiene as he tried to flog some post-Christmas shite.
I fucking well didn’t and silently thanked contactless payment. Having a long little fingernail were historically symbols of wealth and status because you didn’t do manual labour, as well as good luck and prosperity. I assumed he wasn’t a captain of industry as he was working at Londis garage at 6.00am so this grubby little poopjeet was picking out his earwax and scratching himself in other bodily orifices.
Is there no end to the cultural enrichment?
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A small correction – “working at a Londis garage”.
Ta.
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72% of Somalians in the UK live in social housing
It therefore appears that most Somalians in the UK are a net drain on public resources. Not surprising perhaps if we consider the published research on the average IQ of Somalia’s population, with figures generally cited between 68 and 84. That range equating to varying degrees of learning disabled. Considering the news now coming out of the US regarding mass fraud in Minnesota by members of the same nationality, I think we can say their tendency to be a disappointing addition in civilized countries isn’t restricted to the UK. Although quite how the authorities in the US managed to be defrauded by such cretins is puzzling in itself… perhaps another sorry example of a formerly high-trust society not being equipped to deal with the behaviour of corrupt garbage from the third world?
https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/culturalidentity/ethnicity/articles/somalipopulationsenglandandwales/census2021/
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It wouldn’t be Christmas ( sorry, the Festive season ) without a tale of woe or two, preferably featuring some “vulnerable” member of society and including the word ” ruined “, so here you are.
https://www.kentonline.co.uk/medway/news/pensioners-left-without-christmas-dinner-after-sainsbury-s-f-334607/
Jean and Ron Rodbourne were due to host the family celebrations. They placed an order for home delivery back in October, which was due to arrive between 4 and 5pm. When it hadn’t been delivered by 6pm, Jean rang only to be told it was a ” computer glitch” and there was nothing that could be done.
Now, here’s where my sympathy chip went on the fritz.
This was the 22nd December, not Christmas Eve. The delivery was from Sainsbury’s, not Fortnum and Mason. It was payment on delivery, so they weren’t left without money to buy groceries elsewhere.
What was stopping their son ( who ended up hosting at his house ) taking them shopping on the 23rd, so plans could go ahead?
Of course, Christmas was “ruined”, and the couple have asked for compensation, naturally.
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