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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Thick as shit munter exploited by media cunt!
https://www.itv.com/news/central/2025-11-26/leicester-mum-says-scrapping-two-child-benefit-cap-will-change-her-life
Ivy, who has chosen not to disclose her full name ( but is ok with having her photo published ) , is a mum of three from Hinckley, who says that scrapping the two child benefit cap would ” change her life ” as she would be able to feed her family without having to use a food bank.
A few observations.
First, she doesn’t look like she’s missed a meal in her life, and fuck me, someone fell into that three times without a safety harness?
Also, she’s obviously a benefits claimant, as the removal of the cap has no impact on parents who support their families without State aid.
She can vote, although probably doesn’t. There needs to be some kind of step back in time that only allows tax payers to vote, or some kind of IQ test has to be passed.
It’s plainly obvious that the wider implications of allowing benefit payments for every child has completely passed her by. I do wonder if the push to have a child labelled with ADHD might slow down, though probably not until the Motorbility scheme is overhauled.
Dear me, is this the best the media can find, to spin the straw of the recent budget into gold?
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I would like to second this cunting.
Purely because the fragrant (BO, chip fat and knock ofF Marc Jacobs) Ivy is in possession of numerous shit tattoos and eyes that suggest she is seeing someone else, other than the scatter who lives with her, but claims to be NFA.
Get a fucking job, Ivy. You fat, cross eyed, Labour Voting , benefit breeding cunt.
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Jonty Bravery is a waste of space cunt.
Perhaps I’m in the minority but I contend that we’ve more than enough foreign nutters to “welcome” to have to pay for this wicked cunt to stay safe and warm.
It seems unfortunate to me that the principle of simple good vs evil has been forgotten,likely replaced by an army of well paid “mental health support workers” and “social workers” to help the cunts reintegrate into society.
Fuck that,hang the wicked cunt and have done.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj4q9pxyv7go
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Rachel Reeves
“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee. I’m joined now by Chancellor Rachel Reeves, to discuss the ramifications of her Autumn budget. Thanks for joining us Rachel, or *snicker* may I call you ‘Thievin’?”
“Beast! Can’t you say something nice? *Sob* I’m going to cry again…”
“Something nice? Well let’s see… erm, you’ve got a great arse. I’d love to-”
“You awful sexist beast *sniffle*. I’m going to report you to the police for hate crime!”
“Blimey, how can saying your arse is fabulous be hateful? Anyway, least said, soonest mended. Now about the budget…”
“Keir says it was a positive triumph. A budget for the people. A budget for Britain!”
“Hang on. A budget for Britain? Growth down the toilet, inflation up, unemployment up, borrowing and debt at record levels, more broken promises on tax, another massive transfer of resources from those in work to those shirking at home and churning out kids, that’s a budget for the people?”
“Well look, times are hard. I fixed the public finances in my first budget and said I wouldn’t be back for more, except that now I am. But it’s not my fault. It’s all the fault of Brexit. And Covid. And the war in Ukraine. And fourteen years of gross mismanagement by the Tories. And economic headwinds”
“I see. Erm, what exactly are ‘economic headwinds’ anyway?”
“Well let me make sure I’ve got this right. They’re challenges or obstacles that hinder economic growth, such as global uncertainty. Or something. That’s what they tell me to say anyway, those people at the Treasury. So you see, any Chancellor would be standing here now, saying the same thing, it’s not my fault”
“So what’s your message to the increasingly hard-pressed, demoralised, and angry citizens, the workers and entrepreneurs who make up alarm clock Britain?”
“My message is that somebody’s got to pay more so that the feckless on Benefits Street can lounge about watching ‘Homes Under the Hammer’, eating pizza, drinking and smoking, and having more kids. Somebody’s got to pay to fund all those billions we spend on illegal migrants, net zero projects and foreign aid. This is what our rabid back benchers want, so dig deep, shut the hell up and get on with it”
“Well thank you Chancellor. Perhaps we’ll be here having the same conversation this time next year. But more likely not… Anyway, for now, this is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/37453768/labour-betrays-workers-rewards-shirkers-budget/
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Prostate screening.
Now this is quite a serious matter, but one that fortunately effects only a few people.
It is unfortunately hereditary so you should have the good sense too get yourself checked.
The current Government has come up with a lot of humiliating ideas (mainly via taxation and legislation) to inflict on the British public, but this one must of been thought up by some raving homo.
The mass fisting of the UK male population over the age of 50!
Now what the fuck was that about? an attempt to rationalise or de stigmatize bum fun?
I am rather glad that idea was vetoed by the NHS and I am sure you all are too.
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Foreign Protestors in England
Whoever this guy was arguing with…
https://youtu.be/48nZ78QxlQo?si=9waoOlS7waLE-VUh
A true patriot. Does he post on this forum?
Why are they here? Why are they all wearing gimp masks?
What is the point exactly?
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Colin the Caterpillar.
There is a difference between who we are and what we are.
Christian (noun) is who we are, and Christians throughout the world are united by that.
Christian (verb) are what some people chose to be.
They may chose to go to church, pray and worship to demonstrate their Christianity.
I don’t go to church. I don’t believe in God and I think that the Bible is mostly nonsense.
But I was born in a Christian country and I share the basic Christian core values.
Christianity has profoundly shaped the world we now live in.
Early Christian schools were initially set up so that people could learn how to read the Bible.
That was their sole purpose, which evolved over many years into Christian organisations founding some of the world’s most influential universities.
Without Christianity we would not have the artwork, music or literature that we enjoy today.
These things came about by the desire to depict, praise and spread the word of the scriptures.
We would not have the health care system that we often rely on today without the devout Christian Fabiola.
She set up the first hospital in the western world in around 400AD for the care of the poor and sick.
The first recognised hospital in the world was set up by St. Basil some 40 year’s earlier in the middle East, around 250 years before Islam was established.
Without the care and compassion of Christians we would not have charities that benefit millions of people throughout the world.
The legal systems in many, if not all devoloped countries in the world have their roots in the teachings of the Bible.
Whether you belive in Christ or not is irrelevant.
The fact is that many people have done and still do, and that belief has profoundly shaped the world that we live in.
So how are people celebrating the monumental event of Christ’s birth?
Colin the Caterpillar is the fastest selling Christmas bauble in the UK, with people allegedly ‘raving’ about him.
He comes with a loop that will allow him to be hung from an often fake, Scandinavian tree alongside other irrelevant crap.
https://www.gbnews.com/lifestyle/marks-and-spencer-colin-the-caterpillar-christmas-tree-decoration
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Alistair Campbell:
Yet again this unelected slimy drunken heap of shit is trying to interfere with Brexit. Not content with being responsible for starting the 2003 Iraq war, which has destabilized the world (and caused mass immigration both legal and illegal into the UK) for over 20 years, the motherfucking pissartist is putting pressure on Kweer Starmer to “at least” take us back into the Customs Union (which means all those trade deals would have to be ripped up if the EU didn’t approve – those deals that were made by the previous government for which Kweer likes to take the credit), he wants us to go further and fully rejoin the Fourth Reich, which, though the shit-stain won’t say so, would mean joining the Euro.
Frankly Campbell had too much power when he was crawling round Blair’s arsehole, and we all know Rodney is as weak as a bullied ten year old schoolgirl, and would soon yield to pressure from the old soak.
It is high time Campbell went back to the gutter he crawled out of, with the piss stains on his tatty trousers and the smell of shit and vomit emanating from him, while he pours meths down his gullet. Why doesn’t Labour tell him to fuck off. They are in quite enough trouble without that twat. The one great advantage of Jeremy Corbyn as their leader was that Campbell and Mandy would never have got a look in. That is not the case with Starmer’s tribute band.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2140369/labour-brexit-betrayal-reverse-remainers-eu
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Our NHS ( or is it? )
Does anyone remember a news item regarding the proposal to bring 50 severely injured Gazan children, along with their immediate families, to the UK to be treated by the NHS?
I seem to remember comments on here about why here? What about other countries? In the interest of fairness, I did some quick research, and according to a BMJ article Italy, Spain, Norway, USA, UAE and Qatar are also offering medical treatment.
Then the story seem to die a death until I saw this BBC news item.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd9zq4xn543o
So, Prince William went to visit ” a number of children from Gaza receiving treatment in a NHS hospital”
The article goes on to say ” as of 21st November, 50 children are receiving treatment in surroundings that are safe and welcoming “. Of course, their families are with them, too.
Our NHS?
Kept that quiet, didn’t they?
As a footnote, has anyone else noticed that almost every BBC news report that mentions Palestine has the following two paragraphs tacked on to the end ?
“Israel launched a military operation in Gaza after Hamas-led militants based in the Palestinian territory attacked Israel on 7 October 2023, killing 1,200 people and abducting 251.
At least 70,100 people have been killed in Gaza since then, according to the territory’s Hamas-run health ministry. A ceasefire was called on 10 October”.
This was copied from an article about police arresting protesters two days ago, but is also attached, word for word , on the link.
Biased? Surely not?
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Constant inquiry’s.
Now they boil my piss, when someone who does not do your job sticks their nose in with a “should have done better attitude”.
It pretty much applies to everything in life it would seem apart from the people who really need looking into, who incidentally seem to be the people orchestrating these enquiry’s.
this little Jem caught my eye.
https://news.sky.com/story/uk-special-forces-unit-had-deliberate-policy-to-kill-fighting-aged-males-in-afghanistan-13477589
Sounds terrible doesn’t it, the cousins will remember Vietnam and hidden arms catches where the villages would wave you past and go get their stuff.
Same applies here, saves you getting shot in the back or them telling their mates that the boys are in town.
I wasn’t in that conflict, I was in one where logistics were a major issue, prisoner handling was not properly considered, they were expected to run away, but they didn’t.
So the problem came about with loose arms on the ground and the people who had been using them milling about.
What now? deplete the fighting force by leaving baby sitters behind? move on and hope they don’t change their mind and rearm? or the alternative.
That my friends is war, that is how it is conducted like it or not, and if you want to keep winning them that’s how you do it.
Afghanistan was by all a counts a fuck up where everyone looked at the other sides human rights in the mistaken belief that they would play nicely if we did.
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Failing to appear in court is a total cunt.
I recognise that Modern Britain is a soft as shit disaster zone but if any govt,even this present cesspit of vermin,wanted a boost in the “opinion polls” ,they would ensure that the accused particularly those facing the most serious charges are brought to the Dock,by force if necessary.
In the case highlighted in the link we are dealing with an attempted mass murderer,thug and all-round first rate blek cunt..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c997ng7zx3xo
Knock fuck out the wicked swine,drag into into court,find it guilty at once then hang it outside.
All done in a day,which certainly doesn’t suit the Legal Profession Gravy Train.
What a farce,again.
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