Nominations


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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!

18 thoughts on “Nominations

  1. Being “considered unlawfully at large” is a High Court Cunt..

    A wôg is on the run after absconding from.. an open prison despite a conviction in 2014 for attempted murder which attracted a 25 year sentence.

    Everyone can breathe a sigh of relief however as the Prison Governor has “revoked his licence to leave the prison and he no longer has any authority or lawful licence to be in the community and is therefore considered unlawfully at large”..

    That’s fine then,you hapless cunts.

  2. Rita Nunn is a 22ct, gold-plated cunt.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15203173/Pictured-Property-manager-sued-bosses-discrimination-didnt-send-congratulatory-WhatsApp-message-one-year-anniversary-firm.html

    She joined the company in August 2022.
    At that time it was company policy on an internal group chat to to congratulate people on their first year anniversary of working for the company.

    However, after a complaint from another member of staff about the volume of messages, celebratory messages were restricted to birthdays and long service notices.

    This star employee started in August 2022, declared her pregnancy in June 2023, and resigned in September 2024 at the end of her 10 months paid maternity leave.

    Assuming she didn’t go on sick leave, and I’ll bet any money she did, by my estimation, she actually worked until November 2023, so a total of 15 months.

    She took her former employer to an employment tribunal, who laughed her out of court.

    • Admin, sorry, I left a bit out.

      ” Rita then decided that she had been discriminated against, on account of her age, pregnancy and , most importantly , that she didn’t get a one year anniversary message ”

      Please can you insert this just before the final paragraph? My apologies.

  3. School reunions.

    Now they are a bit cunty, I went to one years ago for my “Normal school”.
    Well I had been invited back to my other school for an event, I had to sign into reception and was issued a lanyard and chaperone (just in case I was a kiddy fiddler) and dragged off to meet other old boys (It used to be a Boys school, but now mixed…very mixed).
    The kids had just done a route march of 4 miles, and we were there to meet them.
    Our chaperones, sort of dabbled in conversation, but were probably secretly worried at the turn of conversation, The “old boys” are predominantly ex forces and of a certain mind set, that frankly does not fit with the new order as we viewed a number of the students not as potential colleagues but as security threats.
    We regaled the chaperones with story’s of collective and capital punishment and borderline psychopath’s who had escaped detention in secure hospitals by volunteering as teachers at the school.
    They did not seem to like this, they also made a point of explaining that “Shouting” and “Physical violence” was not permitted, they have probably banned coercive treatment like torture too, just we did that too each other with no staff involvement.
    On the whole it was very disappointing, as one bloke said, he felt that his world hand ended when he went there, it was just bleak violence.
    The good old days 😉.

    So taking the wife there was a bit disappointing, instead of a look into a school that was a cross between the 81 film Taps and 79 film scum it turned out to be a bit of a multigender/ multiracial mincing show with a splash of tartan.
    (and I did not get to shag my wife behind the water tower because the chaperone wouldn’t leave us alone)
    Bit of a cunty day that was.

  4. One In One Out, aka The Hokey Cokey

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clykzx43v0po

    Well who could have forseen this, apart from absolutely everyone but Kweer Starsole?

    Unfortunately the ‘One in One out’ scheme to mash the sausages didn’t take account of Border Farce’s current BOGOF offer on its cross-Channel ferry service. So Mr Mohammed Yoyo has returned to bestow upon us some more of his cultural enrichment.

    This time I suggest Moyoyo gets himself in front of Judge Fabian who surely will agree that he can’t be sent back to France again on the grounds that he’s allergic to Brie and finds the sight of Brigitte Macron offensive (don’t we all?).

    You take your immo in, your immo out
    In out in out shake him all about
    Etc.

    • I’d very much like to second Mr Twatts fine nomination with this sorry tale…

      https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgkpyr1ep4o

      My memory isn’t quite what it was so I may have cunted this vile piece of arficunt shit recently but the crime is so disgusting yet not unusual in Modern Britain that it deserves to command our attention.

      This cunt should die by being fed to wolves.

  5. The Louvre Jewellery Heist and DEI

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9d6e2wv884o

    Sacré bleu, DEI goes Gallic and Bonaparte’s jewels go awol..

    The female French Culture Minister appoints the first female Director of the Louvre, who in turn appoints the first female Head of Security. All very diverse and progressive, and much to the delight of the woke French Establishment. What could possibly go wrong?

    Well everything, actually. Thieves zoom up a 40 foot extendable ladder from the back of a lorry to a balcony, break their way into a gallery full of priceless artefacts with no CCTV, then help themselves to France’s Crown Jewels IN BROAD FUCKING DAYLIGHT DURING OPENING HOURS. They escape the way they entered and the outside CCTV camera faces the wrong way.

    Apparently les dames felt the Louvre was too high-brow and they wanted to make it more accessible. Well they certainly succeeded.

  6. The above has been separated from it’s intended use, Admin, .. it wasposted in response to NA’s link-ask, in Lord Scunthorpes nom about Caine & Shearer ..

    • ^ This is now redundant, admin. There was a nom with no link (Caine/Shearer) & I put one in at the time, the nom went from the list but the link didn’t, so I wrote the above but now the link is gone too…

  7. The Kings Birthday Message (or lack of).

    Lawrence O’Hara Hutchinson is a WW2 veteran who fought with the Parachute Regiment in the war seeing action at the Battle of Arnhem and helping liberate Belson concentration camp. After the war he settled in Chesterfield and raised a family.

    In 2022 as he approached his one hundredth birthday he looked forward to a birthday message from the then Queen but none arrived, you see ‘Dublin’ as he is known didn’t get one because he was born in the Republic of Ireland and not part of the realm. This old soldier is 103 next month and it seems just a small bit of recognition is too much for the palace. Its particularly galling as King Charles is commander-in-chief of the Parachute Regiment and will be stood in all his finery and unearned medals next month at Remembrance Sunday.

    Now I personally couldn’t give two lumps of cold shit about this family of grasping inbreds and wouldn’t want a birthday message from the king or queen even if I outlived Methuselah, although Kate would be welcome to send me a pair of her granny panties.

    If he was a Pakistani bus driver or the sacred cow of the Windrush Generation he would have got a card. ‘Diversity build Britain’ as we are constantly told but only the black and brown sort.

    Rules are rules.

    ITVNews

  8. ADMIN – may I ask that this nomination be granted ’emergency’ status and be given a priority scheduling? Thanks.

    The Prison Service

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdx4k2d5yxlo

    Just when you think this country can’t get any worse……

    On the day that a piece of filthy Sudanese ‘asylum seeker’ shit is convicted of the brutal murder of a young mother by following her onto a deserted station platform at 11pm then stabbing her 23 times with a screwdriver, we get this.

    What an absolute fucking farce. The illegal Ethiopian immo convicted of the sexual assault of a child and the cause of all the trouble at the Bell Hotel in Epping gets released from prison ‘by mistake’. What the absolute fuck? And 262 other criminals were released from chokey ‘by mistake’ in the last year. Don’t they check the person’s identity before they let them out?

    As I write this 24 hours after the debacle the cunt is still on the run.

    Just the latest national embarrassment to add to all the others from our inept, shambolic Government and State.

  9. George abaraonye

    This cunt again, new nom going in a mere 3 weeks since his IsAc debut?

    Yup.

    And still in relation to the previous thing. Having acted like a stupid braindead childish cunt, woo-hooing an assassination on ‘the socials’ … he subsequently pulled back (and deleted his posted wisdom, of course ; an example being : ‘LoooL’) … pulled back with nominal contrition and smart-arsedly worded statements, such as this one, when the cocky bastard triggered a confidence vote in relation to himself…

    “…take true accountability and (reaffirm) that the Oxford Union must remain a place where students can make mistakes, apologise sincerely, and learn from them”.

    He was dictating the level of supposed sincerity, the cunt. Cock-sure the vote would come down on his side.

    But it didn’t. By a greater than 2/3 majority after the results were announced, the cunt was technically ousted, but immediately refused the validity of the 1228-501 defeat, alleging cheating and interference blah blah.

    Not only that .. his rabble of acolytes had harassed the returning officer so much during the vote, that the process had to be suspended. And not only THAT, but while this Oxford Union ‘president elect’ narcissist refuses to honour his word and step aside, his rabble, or ‘followers'(wtf?) have since triggered a vote of no-confidence against the *current* prez ; in a dirty-pool attempt such that were HE ousted, abaraonye would be automatically promoted to acting president. Luckily the incumbent comfortably survived this attempt at a coup.

    As I nominate, this double-nommed cunt is now claiming a movement against him because he won the vote that made him president elect … against a woman, firstly, abd secondly.. she is a friend of the current guy, which abaraonye also WAS, but no longer IS.

    If it was going on in a playschool, it’d be bad enough. But this is Oxford University, what what, old bean?

    Anyways this second, hot on the heels nom. Because (a) it’s evident this guy is an *absolute* cunt, and (b) hopefully is made fuck off as per the vote, fades into obscurity and thus we never hear the cunts name again from the end of 2025 onwards, so – as I said – one of such concentrated cuntage should maybe have a second helping on the world’s premier cunting site… though I do apologise that triggering a successful cunting will expose us to another picture of the self-important wide mouthed omni-grinning wanker for another day or two. Please, Admin, not the one with him doing the ‘gangsta’ hands in his robe and silly flat hat with the tussle lost in his dirty dreads.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15213495/Oxford-Union-president-rejecting-vote-Charlie-Kirk.html

  10. The Mosque in the Lakes.

    Seems there’s quite a bit of argy bargy in the countryside as permission for a mosque has been granted by the local council..

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgv0v3355no

    Not to worry though,to quote..

    “But Faizudin Ahmadi, who was granted refugee status last year after fleeing the Taliban, said asylum seekers were “just ordinary people”.

    The former barrister lives with other Afghan refugees in Barrow, where he works as a garage mechanic while learning English, with a hope of resuming his legal career to help other asylum seekers.”

    Well that’s fantastic news then.

    Shitshow of Disaster.

  11. Deng Choi Majek.
    Yet another one of our coloured cousins, this one an asylum seeker from Sudan. This example is blacker than an ebony wardrobe, & has been recently found guilty of killing hotel worker Rhiannon Whyte 27, in Walsall this time last year. Following her from the Park Inn Hotel, from where he was staying to a nearby railway station, the one she got a train home from after her day shift. The scumbag stabbed her 23 times with a screw driver, 11 times in the head in a totally unprovoked attack, then left her to be found still just about alive by the train driver, the one that was to take her back to where she lived, but three days later she died from the injuries. He was reported to have gone straight back to the hotel where he was seen dancing & laughing afterwards. Majek showed no remorse for what he had carried out. I believe he had been sitting in the dining room of the hotel looking directly at her, maybe on more than one occasion, until the fateful night she left the building, & he decided to follow. I guess she did not report this, in fear of being accused of racism, & the thought of loosing her job. The prosecution had a solid case, with the CCTV footage & DNA evidence. The defence claimed that at only nineteen years of age as an asylum seeker, was part of the explanation that led up to what happened that night. In a vulnerable situation seeking refuge, Majek himself even denying the murder, claiming that the CCTV & DNA evidence were incorrect. There are apparently guidelines on the sentence due to his age, if he is actually only 19. This will all be decided on December15th, but nothing, not even a ‘walk in’ full size microwave, is a bad enough punishment for this savage. I would bring back the rack & let her family have a 1/2 turn each & hear him squeal like a pig, after a few turns on the crank.

  12. Responsible parenting.

    It is articles like this that remind me why I have to stick warning labels on tools and equipment saying things like don’t stick your dick in here.

    Now why the fuck you would want to go public about your child ripping here hair out with a rotary scrubber is beyond me.
    If you had of been a victim of Dell Trotter and purchased a hair drier that subsequently turns out to be a paint stripper, I would understand.
    So here goes. (Warning graphic images)

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly1qr6z40po

    I did warn you, she has tattoos on her fingers too! mind you it mentions Norfolk so probably webbed feet too.
    I do not believe this statement
    “Amy said that when the brush arrived, her daughter picked it up and “it just came on, the brush flew off.. and just sucked her hair in”.”
    Some kind of Chinese killer bog brush!

    Now if admin stick a big picture on the top, it will be a suitably long article.

    • sorry I should add this on.

      “Norfolk Trading Standards contacted Temu, and said the company told them the product had been removed from sale in Britain at the manufacturer’s decision.”

      Probably because they think we are a nation of fuckwhits based on this woman’s outburst and our immigration policies.

  13. Halloween and Bonfire Night.

    I’m cunting these, because I think they have gone too far.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-67264629.amp

    On my estate, a couple of houses were decorated for Halloween around the 11th October. On my recent dog walk, there’s about a dozen, with tacky spiderweb, complete with tacky giant spider, attached to the upper window and anchored in the front garden, accompanied by the fake cobwebs that trap insects and small birds.

    Well done, cunts.

    They leave these abominations up until around the 14th of November, when the Christmas ( oops, Festive ) decorations go up. The fireworks have been going off for the last 10 days, and they go on until 10pm, or later.

    I’m not talking about the odd rocket, but those repeating airbombs, that shake your windows, and make your dog piss in terror ( and leave me non to stable, either ).

    I’m all for folks enjoying their selves, but Halloween is one day, and the 5th of November is one day.

    Fucking knock it off, Clampets!

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