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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
The Motoring Enrichment of Staniforth Road.
I can’t quite put my finger on the reasons for this road being known as one of both the most enriched yet accident prone foods on England..
Oh no,silly me..its all down to the local residents and their aversion to both taking driving lessons and driving like they are still in Karachi,and tripping over their bedsheets “clothing”.
Perhaps if normal law abiding British people lived there this wouldn’t be such a calamitous curry of a mess..
The cunts.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crkjme824dmo
Tufty Club Oven.
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Sir Robert Maurice Jay
Or as his job title suggests – The Hon. Mr Justice Jay.
In an insult to all those who were killed on 7/7, this self important ass wished the terrorist Haroon Aswat, “All the best” on his release from prison.
https://metro.co.uk/2025/09/08/judge-wishes-terrorist-set-leave-secure-hospital-all-best-24105041/
I see the hearing took place on April 1st, and apart from this judge being an April fool, for some reason the judicial system is trying to make fools out of all of us.
Leaving aside the fact that this terrorist should have been executed, he’s so ugly that his visage should never be able to pollute the UK again.
When asked where he would be staying, the cunt announced he would be moving in with family in Batley. Says everything really.
Brush up on the lyrics to ‘Don’t Look Back in Anger’, It’ll make everything alright when this cunt strikes again.
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The appalling Racism of STDs in London.
It seems that “The UKHSA found black Africans represented 20% of all newly diagnosed people in London in 2022.”
Furthermore “We do a lot of work with asylum seekers, refugees and people who don’t have English as a first language, so often they don’t know where to go which is why we go to them” to quote another charity helping foreign types ruin the country.
It certainly doesn’t seem as though the country has hit rock bottom yet there’s still some way to go with these diseased swine carrying on with their wretched behaviour.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdr6j5nz7ymo
Anyway,not to worry there’s lots of free treatment available via Our NHS.
Perfect.
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I’d like to cunt “woke, soft little snowflake bastards in the workplace”
About 8 months ago our boss announced at work that the latest vacancy in our office had been filled.
She needed someone to train him up, so, being the caring, mentoring type that I am I duly obliged, for a boost on my hourly rate of course for the duration of the training.
All goes well, he gets signed off by a higher up and he’s in the thick of it with the rest of us (this is a busy railway ticket office btw).
The rest of us are all time served, with an average of 15 years in each at least. We’re straight talking and take the piss, quite a lot, the banter is ruinous but never personal.
This new lad though, he really can’t handle us. If he fucks up, which he has done on occasion, we laugh and barrack him for it, but, as far as we are concerned this is a learning experience in any job.
Last week (this is early August) he went running off to our line manager who instead of telling him to man up and give as good as he gets, backed his ‘dignity being compromised’ claim. He went off sick last week when we had a forthright chat, nothing untoward or personal, just a chinwag about whether his future lay elsewhere within the company. Now he’s got our backstabbing boss on side we have to watch our p’s and q’s. “A backbone will come with experience” she told me!!!!
He’s 21 and looks like the son of Worzel Gummidge by the way. Neckbeard, Virgin, lives in his bedroom with his PC playing Minecraft or whatever, the lot. Archetypal head down the bog at school type.
What the fuck has happened ??? How the fuck have we got to this ??? God help us if shitsticks like this have to defend this country at some point. Lads younger than this fought in two world wars for this country. Gentlemen of ISAC !!! We’re fucked, proper fucked.
No links. This is just a personal rant for me.
At the time of me writing this, the investigation is ongoing and I e been invited to an interview on the situation. The soft little cunt !!
Sir Talbot Buxomley
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Levington’s soil improver.
https://www.lovethegarden.com/uk-en/product/levington-peat-free-soil-conditioner-50-litres
a unique blend of composts that will enrich your garden and improves clay soils
well that’s what it says on the bag.
Having a shit clay soil I thought I would buy some, 3 bags in total.
With the promise of rain I spread it over the veg beds and hoed it in quite nicely.
my initial thoughts on opening the bags was that it smelt like creosote, I can live with that.
Day 2 the creosote smell has gone, replaced by a very distinctive smell of shit, farmyard muck heap, possibly pig shit, shit smell.
one of the beds is right next to my neighbours front door, and I put two bags on it, it really smells of shit, still no fucking rain!
The dog thinks the stuff is fantastic and tries to eat the larger pieces, but as I have said it stinks of shit!
so to condense my statement, I seem to have wasted £15 making my flat and garden smell of shit!
Now that’s cunty!
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Deadnaming
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I’ll begin.
Once upon a time, there was a bloke called Fred, who at some juncture, decided that he was in fact a woman, and henceforth, would be known as Freda. ‘A sign of the times’, you might say, ‘whatever (yawn); just get on with it and don’t annoy everybody else with your hang-ups and delusions’.
Well here’s where the plot of my cautionary tale thickens. Enter former South Wales police superintendent Cathy Larkman, who served in the force for over thirty years. Cathy was shocked when she received the proverbial ‘knock on the door’ from officers of her former force early in September. These worthies were there as part of an investigation into her alleged ‘crime’ of referring to ‘Freda’ as ‘Fred’ in a soshull meeja post, thereby committing the utterly heinous offence of ‘deadnaming’ the trans activist by using his former moniker.
The plot thickens further if allegations in ‘The Sunday Telegraph’ are correct. ‘The Telegraph’ states; ‘it is believed that Ms Larkman was reported by a disgraced transgender (former) police officer named Lynsay Watson- a figure with a history of urging the authorities to pursue criminal investigations of people who are critical of gender ideology’. The paper’s report also states that ‘Watson (formerly known as Alex Horwood) is believed to be the person’ who dobbed in Graham Linehan to the scuffers, leading to the writer’s subsequent arrest at Heathrow.
Needless to say, Ms Larkman was both shocked and outraged to learn that her former colleagues had been looking into this matter over a period of ten months, which in her opinion, constitutes a ridiculous waste of time and resources. This, I would suggest, is the view shared by any sane individual, especially when you learn that of course, no offence was actually committed, and the whole matter was dropped.
Now I’ve put this nom up under the title of ‘deadnaming’, which to me is another idiot concept dreamt up by transgender ideologues, and is a perfect illustration of the fact that they inhabit a parallel universe to the rest of us. But the nom must also extend once again to a police service which cannot, it seems, show a modicum of common sense and discretion when such ludicrous and vexatious complaints are made. ‘Bad faith actors’ is the term which is often applied to these shit-stirring tranny time wasters. I can think (as I’m sure you can) of a much punchier one word epithet…
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/retired-police-officer-questioned-using-141821466.html
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Ted Coningsby.
Ted Coningsby is not a cunt, he is a little teddy bear with the rank of “squadron leader” propping up a youtube channel of the same name.
I like to see fast jets as much as the next chap, and have been known to visit RAF Coningsby and RAF Lakenheath on occasion while working in the area with nothing better to do with time off but the ‘community’ of layabouts that follow the youtube channel are beyond belief, 5 days a week on the live chat on the live streams while listening to their puppet master drone on and on from a wikipedia script takes the piss a bit, The chat basically amounts to hours and hours of many, many people “oi oi’ing” each other while donating money for youtube to cream off the top, a cult for autistic aviation enthusiasts at best.
Cracking videos right enough.
https://youtube.com/shorts/VUVndXQyGrY?si=eatFswbOinFAcCsA
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Racist recruitment.
Biased and selective ironic recruitment is beyond cuntish, I stumbled upon an ad for summer intern for MI6 which is already full for applications but applications still invited for GCHQ, Deliberately chosen not to include a link but invite someone else to provide a suitable link preferably not to MI6.
But I do include some text from the ad.
“Am I Eligible?
You are eligible if you are a British National from a Black, Asian, mixed-heritage or other ethnic minority background and you are also from a socially or economically disadvantaged background* as these groups are currently under-represented in the UK’s Intelligence Services. That’s why we invite university students in their penultimate or final year of study (for the 2025/2026 academic year), who are from these backgrounds to apply.”
All I can gather from this (cracking intelligence gather I am) is that white British people are deliberately being excluded from working for the British intelligence services and to even call it a conspiracy would be an insult to the British people, or whats left of us, more like blatant and in our face force feeding the idea that us white British have no place.
Whats next? We’ve had the RAF saying no men, We had the met. police saying no whites, We had the comical rant in the Scottish parliament about white people, Will we have the fire brigades saying no whites, asthmatic inbreds preferred?
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The “England” football team
A fantastic result in the World Cup qualifiers for England, who’ve just thrashed Serbia 5-0.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/cpd9ld1g1vwt
The goalscorers were:
Harry Kane, (on loan from Ireland).
Chukwunonso Azuka Tristan “Noni” Madueke, (Nigerian).
Ezri Ngoyo Konsa, (Congo/Angola).
Addji Keaninkin Marc-Israel Guéhi, (Ivory Coast).
And a last minute penalty scored by Marcus Rashford, whose parents came from two different parts of the West Indies.
Assists were by:
Declan Rice, (who actually played for the Republic of Ireland).
Morgan Rogers, (half Jamaican).
And Guehi again.
The glorious victors were managed by Thomas Tuchel, (Germany).
These are just the players who affected the scoreline. I’m not going to list all the non-English people in the squad.
The loony left will still tell you we’re not losing our national identity.
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Mark Constadine is a cunt.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn82ly74rk4o.amp
He is the CEO of Lush, a High Street chain known for its bath and shower products.
In a similar pointless virtue signalling exercise, similar to that of the British Paralympic team cunted here 10th September, he ordered the closure of all shops, factories and on-line shop in the UK for 24 hours on the 3rd September.
Why?
In solidarity with Palestine, of course!
Has this largely unnoticed gesture made any difference at all? Of course not, in fact I doubt that many people were aware.
However, I’m sure the Palestinians are comforted to know that the citizens of the UK were devastated that they were unable to purchase their Pineapple Passion bath bombs for an entire 24 hours.
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Labour Party ‘Indiscretions’
Labour luminary Harold Wilson once reputedly observed that ‘a week is a long time in politics’. That being the case, Sir TwoTier Stasi must reckon that a year is a bloody eternity.
Cast your minds back twelve months, fellow cunters; what wasn’t Labour going to do? It was going to revive the economy and bring growth and prosperity. It was going to sort out the chaos in the NHS. It was going to solve the festering sore that is the migration problem; it was going to ‘smash. the. gangs.’. And so on. Perhaps somewhat forgotten now is Labour’s manifesto pledge on the issue of sleaze. Ol’ TwoTier was going to pull on his big boy pants, and address issues of malfeasance by focussing on accountability and by adherance to ethical standards in public life. Apparently. So how’s that all been working out then? Let’s have a little look.
Well, Sir Stasi hadn’t had the the key to No 10 for five minutes before ‘Freebiegate’ burst upon him, and he was ducking and diving about the receipt of tens of thousands of freebies ranging from clothes and specs for him and his missus to football and concert tickets. Regardless of whether or not there was any actual wrong-doing involved, the optics were awful at the time that Labour was taking the axe to the winter fuel allowance.
Then began a steady dribble of, shall we be kind, and say ‘misfortunes’. Louise Haigh resigned after some murky dealings involving a mobile phone of all things, and a possible breaching of the ministerial code. ‘Anti-corruption’ Minister Tulip Siddiq quit over claims that she had family ties to the former Prime Minister of Bangladesh, under investigation for, er, ‘corruption’. Andrew Gwynne was sacked as Health Minister for sending messages in which he hoped that a pensioner who had the audacity to disagree with him would die. Then there’s MP Mike Amesbury, who was convicted for assaulting a constituent, and send down for ten weeks (later suspended). Not to mention Rushanara Ali, Homeless Minister who had to resign after evicting tenants from her London property on the pretence that she was selling, only to re-let it shortly after at a much higher rent.
And coming up to date, there was the spectacular fall from grace of Our Ange, forced to quit the front bench after admitting to underpaying stamp duty on her flat in Hove, after years of banging on about the need for absolute probity in government, and acting as Labour’s rabid attack dog against opponents.
And then came the breaking of… the Peter ‘Lord Scandalson’ Mandelson shocker. Mandelson, of course, is, as I write, our ambassador to the US, but how long he can survive is open to debate as seedy revelations about the extent of his relationship with convicted p@edo and (possible) suicide Jeffrey Epstein break over his head, and Sir FreeGear’s judgment is again called into question. Initially he’s backed him, which is usually the kiss of death in these matters. Odds are though, he’ll have to sack him, unless he resigns first;
https://www.ft.com/content/45a62347-5b61-4f8f-8b23-54a476e1f4ac
Anybody with a brain bigger than an atom knew that a Labour government would be a clusterfuck of incompetence and that the wheels would come off big time, but I don’t think we could have guessed just how much of a part such shady, sordid antics would play in their rapid fall from grace. ‘The grown-ups are in charge’ they said. That’ll be right, you dodgy bunch of wankers.
You almost have to feel a pang of sympathy for the hapless Starmer, as his much-vaunted ‘Phase Two’ vanishes beneath the waves like the Titantic. Almost, but not quite. Who’s to say what further ‘indiscretions’ might have been revealed by the time that this nom gets posted (if it gets posted)? He must wish that the waves would swallow him up too, a wish no doubt heartily shared by many millions the length and breadth of this sceptic isle.
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The taboo of physical activity.
Another in my occasional series,The BBC Ethnic Sob Story,today’s tragedy is all about paki wimmin not being allowed to exercise,initially by Racism and some undefined fear of going outside but in reality because their husbands don’t want them to..
Luckily the council has thrown some money their way so now the be-sheeted downtrodden “female masses can go swimming with the blinds closed and security on the door..
Just in case a blind lunatic has escaped from the nearest mental asylum and wants to offend their modesty..
The mind boggles..
Anyway have a look if you dare..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce397wpy338o
A sorry tale of deprivation and institutional racisms indeed.
Dear me.
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Comfort Breaks in Our NHS.
We all know the health service is under considerable strain but spare a thought for the staff who are desperate for “relief” and are “caught short” in the operating theatre..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly65xkz1xko
You have to admire our multicultural friend,straight back to it without stopping for a nice sit down with a brew and a smoke..
Anyway he promises not to do it again so that’s that.
Carry On Doctor.
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The digital death of Charlie Kirk
We all know Charlie as the mouthpiece of the Mega Movement and personal friend of The Donald. Brown bread now courtesy of a Lone Nut with an elderly bolt action single shot Mauser rifle (echoes of Lee Harvey Oswald).
From the BBC website:
At about 12:20, he is asked by a member of the crowd: “Do you know how many transgender Americans have been mass shooters over the last 10 years?”
He replies: “Too many.”
The questioner then states there had been five in 10 years and asks Kirk how many mass shootings there had been in that time.
“Counting or not counting gang violence?” Kirk replies.
Then a single shot is heard, which is believed to have been fired from the roof of the Losee Center, a building overlooking the quad.
If it is still up this is footage of Charlie’s last moments talking with supporters:
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1799545714286428/?s=single_unit&__cft__%5B0%5D=AZWEXT20gmmWzaJnkchXxn0KEBAuOEmTwWiS4-ZF_G1AVLYWt9x4YS1OvsS4gWjXebupfIUZJ8bhD9v1JFdoJ5TzITKuWebwP_6sTf5f_FsfcKNfMADBfSAWPa1qhn2bO20t7yLudFmSF7c4i_x-b0fVX9vpEy_1MrmaJbDMK0Y5ew&__tn__=H-R
I use the weasel words “if it is still up there” because the footage exploded (rather like Charlie’s neck) immediately all over the internet but now takes some tracking down having been removed wholesale by The Powers That Be so as not to affront the sensibilities of their usual clientele watching kiddy porn and bestiality (no we will not provide links). Print media have also decided not to use stills of Charlie’s carotid artery pumping out blood.
How different now to the Swinging Sixties when we avidly watched President Kennedy’s head exploding in a mist of blood courtesy of the Lone Nut with a vintage Mannlicher bolt action single shot rifle (sound familiar). Endlessly repeated on glorious 405 lines black and white TV or a short trot down to the local flea pit to watch the newsreels in glorious Technicolor. Pretty soon analogue enhancements of the film started appearing and these days you can watch it all and the conspiracy theories in 4K.
Assassination for the 4K/6K/8K Woke Age requires digital blurring of the action and editing to cut away from the nasty reality. Charlie Kirk still remains very dead though and the conspiracy theories knot and gender. Anyone got Trump in the Pool?
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Ghanaian Kofi Offeh, Jean Gasho & Kaura Taylor in the Royal Kingdom of Kubala.
Originally from Zimbabwe, they arrived in Scotland (in the Jedburgh area) in the spring.
They were joined by “handmaiden” Kaura Taylor, from Texas, who calls herself Asnat.
Describing themselves as King Atehehe and Queen Nandi, they set up camp on a hillside above the town in the Scottish Borders.
They said they were reclaiming land that was stolen from their ancestors 400 years ago – but the local council said they were breaking the law.
The group claimed ancestral rights to the land and insisted that the Kingdom of Kubala had been born …
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c62zxjy0j91o
I don`t know about you, Cunters, but I don’t recall any African tribes thriving in lush and verdant forests of Southern Scotland within the last several hundred years, but my Scottish history is a bit vague.
Asked if the tribe (that`ll be the 3 of them, then) planned to move elsewhere, the self-proclaimed king said: “If the creator of the heavens and the earth wants us to move from this land, he shall find us a place to go.”
So, coming to a place near you soon …
🛖🛖🛖
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@Admin, I`d like to add another link please + additional text …
Seriously, if you fancy a damn good chortle, grab a beer & have a gander at this shite …
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15018205/How-African-king-queen-trying-claim-Scottish-woodland-lost-tribe-reparations-happened-400-years-ago-truth-bizarre.html
Apparently, you can make it up.
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A Zimbabwean Ghanian Texan Hebrew seconding for this one, It would seem in true Hebrew fashion they were persecuted out of Stockton on Tees, no Jacobites reportedly involved this time round.
https://youtu.be/tHcPgTDQMlY?si=2–uXBKe5CGafN-a
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