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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Admin, may I second this nom about disgusting bodily function adverts by including the latest Lynx ‘lower body spray’ advert
People sniffing other people’s bollocks and arsenal in what is deemed an acceptable advert by the ASA just shows how we are regressing away from civilised society. In case you haven’t had the pleasure it’s readily available on YouTube, but here’s a link from the daily fail:
https://www-dailymail-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-14762813/amp/brits-baffled-lynx-body-spray-ad-perversion.html?amp_gsa=1&_js_v=a9&usqp=mq331AQIUAKwASCAAgM%3D#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=17550911286465&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Ffemail%2Farticle-14762813%2Fbrits-baffled-lynx-body-spray-ad-perversion.html
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Arsenal= arse.
Cunting predictive text.
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Asylum Seekers are cunts,obviously..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckge2qdr88eo
I’d like to keep this brief in order to stop me going full Dirlewanger..
British Justice flung this shit into jail for 55 years,the cunt should have been burnt at the stake 5 minutes after being found guilty,however..
The cunt has been charged with trying to murder prison guards and the usual shite attached to keeping these sand niggles in jail.
This cunt and his entire “asylum seeking ” family,who promptly fucked off back to the country they claimed would kill them after the atrocity should face summary justice everyone involved in this plot should die and die horribly.
Our very government are murderers.
Vote Oven.
Unkle T who are you actually cunting, because reading your nomination it could be 4 or more things, please say so. C.A.
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Hashem Abedi and his sickening filth of a family.
Thank you Admin.
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Crick is a picture perfect English country village. It’s home, with it’s village green and thatched houses, to approximately 2000 folks.
Thanks to a 111 room Ibis hotel nearby, it’s also home to several hundred illegal immigrants who have been housed there by Serco.
Apparently, the immigrants have taken to using a children playground area and playing field over, as their recreational facility ( what, no gym or swimming pool at the Ibis, for shame!)
The locals have asked for a curfew to be imposed, as the illegals activities are disturbing peoples peace.
Here’s one response.
“It is worth reiterating that the decision to house immigrants at the Ibis was a central Government decision and was not supported by West Northamptonshire Council or Crick Parish Council, both of whom strongly object.”
Serco says” they’re not prisoners (why not?).
Everyone is passing the buck.
“Not my monkey, not my circus” seems to be the attitude.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/08/14/villagers-plead-curfew-rowdy-migrants-crick/?utm_source=newsshowcase&utm_medium=gnews&utm_campaign=CDAqDggAKgYICjCbpHowwqoJMJyhtgQ&utm_content=rundown&gaa_at=la&gaa_n=ASWzDAh9wxhH6_ChcN277DG8SYpjFELDyGKM6zeUYC4b9G2F-U_JKkj_2hMOCjYtIa1seKkNMB9CMzDkPkFQ3NUZNLdtC3GcGg%3D%3D&gaa_ts=689f489d&gaa_sig=9vaZptJRQpr6F8itLGAeVIg4ykGwe6fvxbWd3tArxuILnF1JnK3M72JGlbuA1Tis-j7QYkE9SoY5ZRIfH5ykxg%3D%3D
Personally, I think we need to create/build, Nightingale style, displaced person camps. Minimum basic requirements met, no freedom to leave, no pocket money, no mobile/Internet access.
I’d go further, but better not.
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well penned thank you
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Ridiculous Names (Cont)
Many moons ago, I posted a nom about parents who gave ludicrous or downright stupid names to their kids. Such names ranged from the likes of ‘Moon Unit’ and ‘Dweezil’, to ‘Bay Atlas’, ‘Buddy Bear’ and ‘Rocket Zot’. At the extreme range of bizarreness, some poor kids had been stuck with handles such as ‘Anus’, ‘Superman’ and ‘Tulula Does the Hula From Hawaii’. This nom is, I’m sure, safe in the IsAC vault for future generations to wonder over.
Anyway, in a follow-up cunting, I’m pleased to introduce a bit of piss-taking in a similar vein from across the pond, in the form of the ‘College Football All Name Team’ for 2025. As the name suggests, the list is a selection of college footballers who possess what I’ll term ‘interesting’ names. Now such lists aren’t in any way official, but are created by fans and media outlets for a bit of fun, so may vary. However the 2025 list linked is, I think, pretty representative;
https://www.threads.com/@collegesportsonly/post/DMLB8YEgqAz/%F0%9D%90%8F%F0%9D%90%91%F0%9D%90%84%F0%9D%90%92%F0%9D%90%84%F0%9D%90%8D%F0%9D%90%93%F0%9D%90%88%F0%9D%90%8D%F0%9D%90%86-college-footballs-2025-all-name-team?hl=en-gb
I’m assured by my daughter and son-in-law, who spent some time in the States and follow these things, that the names are real. I mean ffs, imagine having to go through life with a name like ‘General Booty’, ‘DeColdest Crawford’, ‘Da’Realyst Clark’, ‘Memorable Factor’, ‘D-Icey Hopkins’, ‘Pig Cage’ or ‘Moh Bility’. No doubt the parents thought themselves witty and original, as opposed to being plain, old fashioned cunts.
Still, perhaps it offers the opportunity for a bit of a light-hearted cunting as opposed to the likes of the usual arseholes such as illegal migrants, Labour, al-Beeb and rape gangs. Anyway, that’s the spirit in which this nom is intended.
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Fuck me I am going to add to it, we had a visit from the local councillor expressing concerns raised by someone on the grass at the front.
Shit thing about being a councillor is you need to publish your interests, a brief Bio and your ward.
Well they do not cover this ward, but they are an active member of the same church as the old witch and despite claims that she does not know who the person (Who complained) is, she seems to spend a fair bit of time tidying up the flowerbeds outside the church with her.
Mind you they also fucked themselves, when we pointed out that another business showed equal care for their frontage and were told that the other business was run by Gypsy’s and they were nothing but trouble, so they managed to get called a racist cunt and got told to fuck off.
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A new gender, pastel.
I’m terribly sorry, IsAC, there wasn’t a news link, so I had to attach the entire drivel that explains what a “pastel” is.
A gender identity connected to the aesthetic of pastel colors, often associated with softness, gentleness, and a feeling of quietness. It can be a xenogender or colorgender, where the individual’s gender is linked to the colors and the emotions, feelings, or objects associated with those pastel hues. Pastelgender individuals may feel a strong connection to pastel colors, or they may incorporate them into their gender identity to better understand themselves.
I’ve deleted a load of other irrelevant verbiage, you can thank me later.
As I read it, you can now identify as a colour. As a “pastel”, your pronouns are
‘ paint, paints, paintless.’
I’m sorry, I’ve just had enough. I’m burnt out.
I’m handing my white, sane human card in, and am going to live with a group of Artic Foxes, as I now identify as one!
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https://gender.fandom.com/wiki/Pastelgender
A link, of sorts, with my apologies.
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Flag Wars
It won’t have escaped the notice of IsAC regulars that civil unrest in Britain seems to be slowly bubbling up. One obvious symptom is the protests building at ‘asylum hotels’, as people gather to express their disgust at the government’s abject failure to stop the invasion of our shores, with all the social, economic and cultural problems such an invasion brings.
Another symptom is the growing campaign to hang Union flags or the Cross of St George in public places up and down the country, as a sign of pride, rage and defiance. Naturally, certain local authorities are starting to take umbrage at this, and ordering the removal of said flags.
Take the example of bankrupt (in more ways than one) Labour-run Birmingham Cuntcil. The cuntcil is having flags removed on the basis of *cough* ‘safety concerns’, claiming that they could ‘put the lives of motorists and pedestrians at risk’. Yeah right, even if they’re 25 feet off the bloody ground. Funnily enough, I don’t remember any similar concerns being expressed by officialdom when earlier in August, there were P@ki flags everywhere around the town to celebrate that shithole’s day of independence. Incidentally, the Cuntcil was also happy to light up the city’s central library building in green and white as part of the commemorations.
Now step forward Tower Hamlets Cuntcil, run by the (get this) pro-Gaza Aspire Party, led by that cunt Lutfur Rahman, who was done for electoral fraud and ‘spiritual intimidation’* in 2015. This cuntcil has said that it will take down St George flags ‘as soon as possible’, in spite of being perfectly happy with displays of Palestinian flags being left hanging from council buildings and lamp-posts for long periods, so as not to *coughs again* ‘destabilise community cohesion’. Of course, the fact that 40% of the council’s population is of a certain demographic is pure coincidence.
In Britain these days, it seems to be fine to make a display of being just about anything, from Pakistani to Irish to Palestinian, just don’t make a display of being English and expect to be tolerated in the same way. You run the risk of being branded a xenophobe, a rascist, or a Nazi. As far as displaying your flag is concerned, that may well be deemed unacceptable by petty figures of officialdom (and like as not, the police as well), and specious reasons will then be found to clamp down on such displays if they so choose. It remains to be seen whether other authorities will try to follow the example of Birmingham and Tower Hamlets, but it wouldn’t surprise me. The enemy within has eyes and ears, and is watching you.
*no, me neither…
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/36336412/council-vows-to-rip-down-st-georges-flags/
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*Admin
Having re-read this nom, I’d be obliged if you’d cancel it. I don’t think it’s very good.
Thank you
Ron
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With @ADMIN`s permission, and with respect to Ron, this is an excellent & well-deserved nom : There is a considerable difference between disgusting racism & genuine nationalism & identity. Ron? …
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May I second Sam here.
Thank you.
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Thank you Sam and Jeezum.
I thought that the nom was a bit disjointed, but perhaps it’s ok then. Please leave up after all Admin.
With apologies for commenting on a nom; I know you hate it.
Ron
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Gender rulings by the Supreme Court are a cunt (according a learned friend).
Retired judge Victoria McCloud clearly still has massive cajones as he drags the court’s ruling all the way to Strasborg to argue colleagues infringed her article 6 rights to have his representations heard.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/2096854/trans-judge-echr-supreme-court-gender
According to McCloud, transies are a persecuted minority in our once green and pleasant land. Men in wigs and dresses are causing confusion for us all, and making it hard for Vicky.
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International Airspace Sexuál Assault is a cunt..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly6g2j67rko
Lone white ladies have always been a target for those with “alternate views on women”,in other words demented foreign trash.
Admittedly long haul flights from the Middle East to the UK have always been a nightmare due to the bizarre,offensive stinking paki rabble that inevitable board the aircraft and turn it instantly into a shit flinging monkey enclosure at the zoo..
Not to worry,I’m sure lone female travellers will soon be barred from going anywhere at all,for their own safety.
Dear me.
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Flash Sheik “Goldfinger” Gulzer and his oppo Manasdeep Singh
The South Coast has always had more than its fair share of chancers, chiselers and cunts (no my friends that is not why I live down here, well not the sole reason). Grade 1 listed buildings (eg the West Pier and the Albion Hotel) get burned down, prestige restoration projects suck in Lottery Grant cash but somehow never get restored. Dodgy councillors, cor blimey planning permissions, allegations abounding and Masonic Machinations all come to the party.
The headline jaspers above are coming up for trial on fraud charges. They are in the migrant hotel bunga bunga – Goldfinger is reported to have trousered £60 000 a month from the Home Office for just one of his hotels oh and they do like Piers. They own Eastbourne and Hastings Piers and for why? Worrying when you consider what happened to the West Pier (it burned down in very dubious circumstances). Piers these days are expensive to run and difficult to make a profit without cutting corners but then there is always the insurance. Asylum Seekers Piers, now there’s a thought, they could be spread across the country and the Home Office could claim that technically they were not in the UK, caught between High Tide and Low Tide water. Brilliant solution surely worth an MBE.
Thus I give you the glorious face of modern British multi-racial business:
https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/25397475.hastings-eastbourne-pier-owner-appears-court/?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwY2xjawMRmH1leHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETBSRUZMR3NQMFdhN2w1anh4AR6f_MJuH_Z745VTyczhtPkr9dlXr9wmzcMStoPda2yB6sCdB0ze0ExsHQKBKw_aem_w37q7_zEfwufPxvu0QTDYA#Echobox=1755511525
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The inclusive “trans community” excluding someone for having an opinion, again.
Left wing extremism erupts once again, as John Boyne, a gay man, is nominated for a literary prize, however, the whole “trans community”, inclusive? Is up in arms because he thinks independently, and thinks JK Rowling has a point. Therefore, the “inclusive” LGBTQ+ “community” attempts to exclude him from “their” literary awards. The conclusion? Awards cancelled. Well done you fucking muppets. It’s called free speech, or is it?
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If I may add a link:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyvme385e6o
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Fuck sake,
I recall in 1985 someone threatened me with a bike pump (It was a white plastic one, so probably wouldn’t have hurt).
But “drug dealers” with rolling pins, fuck me are they closet bake off fans?
I know we complain a lot about the stabbing epidemic, but some of the recent, a child with a Tennon saw (probably a closet cabinet maker), and this bunch of pansies duelling with rolling pins in the kitchen, if it wasn’t for the presence of a girlfriend I would have assumed they were benders.
https://www.nwemail.co.uk/news/25404118.kendal-man-found-guilty-rolling-pin-sword-fight-drug-debt/?utm_source=newsshowcase&utm_medium=gnews&utm_campaign=CDAQ9I3BoqOcwqXqARitj9DEifXn67IBKioIACIQHqFhN2CDvHlTgeXamqDwECoUCAoiEB6hYTdgg7x5U4Hl2pqg8BA&utm_content=rundown&gaa_at=la&gaa_n=ASWzDAiGwvEPY6anJXN3-twM7htl4GpWHl1ZYGDQTR55Z7mWfi0V5CuQOQuv84Ycep61Idnxkm7ezXufey_PV55u_DfGozw6Uw%3D%3D&gaa_ts=68a6e7d5&gaa_sig=6mroyB_iS5fo3xMkXUNxxMS6SlEPUhgjhLaHLNah9NG2uRD7x_ZG6Vvc0yLyegPePQNLAsvMJ_O3rzQtAMtPVA%3D%3D
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Kehinde Andrews is a cunt.
if this doesn’t boil your piss I don’t know what will.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Orj6P1lMPc
This race baiting turd was on Good Morning Britain with Adil Ray and Kate “life after Derek” Garraway. well fuck me how I didn’t throw the remote through the fucking screen I don’t know.
Anyway the discussion was about is the English or Union flag “racist” and was joined to debate the issue with fellow er um Englishman Dr Rakib Ehsan. To be fair to Rakib he was quite level headed about the whole thing and spoke a lot of sense (as he does when invited onto GB News), but Kunta Kinte just kept shaking is head and generally acting like an entitled little prick, which he is by the way. he, like many others of his ilk. they just make me and I’m sure most other cunters fucking furious. They actually make normal, happy go lucky people, who 10-15 years ago couldn’t give a fuck what colour you were, resentful of our black bretherin. And just to send your blood pressure through the fucking roof, check out Imarn Ayton argueing with the lovely Julia Hartley Brewer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Orj6P1lMPc
would love to know fellow cunters opinion on these ungrateful shitbags, obviously when you’ve calmed down a bit.
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Teen who “planned” mosque mass murder is a cunt.
Hypothetically, If I was planning a mass murder regardless of location I could come up with some more imaginative tools than a few aerosol cans and an air pistol which looks like a puny 4.5mm BB gun which is likely incapable of even knocking an aerosol can nevermind piercing it.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3r434nplw8o
This guy is a cunt for having no imagination or sense and doubly a cunt for not shutting up when questioned, digging his own hole much deeper, Either an attention seeking cunt or a braindead cunt.
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Going to the bank..
Is a cunt.
Particularly if you happen to get murdered by a Somalian.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y04nj20xqo
The motive seems unclear,court proceedings are nearing an end and at least the taxpayer provided the cunt with both a defence solicitor and a Somali interpreter.
We can now look forward to paying for the savages upkeep at around £50,000 a year.
It’s my considered opinion that much cheaper options for suitable punishment should be available..
Please don’t forget to enjoy our enrichment by vibrant minority communities..
CUNTS.
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Not really a cunting.
But the inevitable death of the music festival.
I’m at one as I’m composing this cunting.
And it’s marvellous.
Full of white music loving people.
Pavement apes? A few here and there.
Inbred peacefuls no sign of them as music is properly harem to the low IQ fuckwits.
But as a older man, who likes a drink this is where the problem starts.
These festivals are run on profit.
And the younger generation don’t drink..
So no profit.
£7.95 for a pint of beer. Outrageous!!
But I don’t care I’m with friends, the sun is shining and music is playing
So fellow cunters encourage your children and grandchildren to support the music festival industry by having a alcoholic drink.
Coca cola is for benders.
We’ve got to rethink music festivals. – Music Business Worldwide https://share.google/0CCGX6anGmhqHFz0C
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Sorry admin can I add this
Victorious Festival: Mary Wallopers set ended after call for ‘Free Palestine’ – BBC News https://share.google/At35IgC87ekJp6a2M
I predict a riot..
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Surrey police and their sneaky ways are cunts.
I recently came across this initiative by Surrey plod,they send out undercover female cuntstubbles jogging.
They then have numerous colleagues, who I imagine are mainly male plod, hidden along the route.
When any passing motorist pips their horn, as encouragement, to gee the lady joggers up, and get their tits to bounce a bit more.
The manly coppers spring in to action, and pull over the offending motorist. But it’s not just blowing your horn, or shouting phwoar that gets you into bother.
They also pull men up for staring at the birds jogging.
I saw some woke, fresh out of college arsewipe young copper being interviewed about it, I think the clips on YT, might be Neil coy Ward.
He said what starts as gawpinig, might lead to something more serious like a sex assault. The silly bastard.
I wonder if Peter Sutcliffe, before he started his murderous reign, used to shout “get your knees up ” as he drove past ladies, in his lorry.
It’s a pity the police didn’t put this kind of resources, and determination into catching the rope gangs,, who have destroyed the lives of thousands of young white girls.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/aug/13/surrey-police-pose-as-joggers-to-catch-men-harassing-women-running-exercising&ved=2ahUKEwjc_7mBy5-PAxWWV0EAHfgDK88QFnoECB8QAQ&usg=AOvVaw3XTr3fV5lWRBNHo3v6aFqb
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Informed Consent is a cunt,at least in this rather odd case..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gmvgn8z7yo
With a court system buckling under the weight of cases here we have more idiotic debauchery involving a Man in a Dress and a village idiot.
The photo in the link may provoke nightmares but I dare say a blind man recently released from Bedlam would still recognise a Crafty Trannîe..
Anyway the judge needs a report from the Probation Service to sort this modern mess out..
Dear me.
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It’s been a while, but I am here to inject a dose of positive energy to the IAC fellowship.
So, with the indulgence of the moderators, I would like to nominate someone who I consider to most certainly NOT be a cunt, the main man, Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Following a difficult few months I have recently read the autobiography of this faded icon, and I have to admit to having being thoroughly inspired by the story of his life and the lessons it offers in the extraordinary capacity for achievement in our deeply flawed species.
This is a man who was born in to depressed post war Austria in a house with no electricity, no toilet, no running water. He is now worth $1.2 billion and has a legacy of limitless determination and endless achievement behind this.
As a child he looked around him and thought I don’t like this, so how can I change my life. When visiting the large town near where he grew up he would go to the cinema in the 50’s and see images that inspired him to crystallise one goal: America. He proceeded to devote his life to removing himself from the dire misery of post war Germania, his ambition to become a Hollywood movie star. He found the means through bodybuilding, to which he devoted himself day and night, but did the necessary graft along the way – working in factories, on building sites, serving in the army.
When he got to America he slept on couches, worked as a labourer, laid bricks. Whatever he needed to do to survive, whilst at the same time spending every spare moment in the gym, crafting himself to be better than anyone else in the bodybuilding world, and pursuing every avenue to get himself noticed. But all the time he remained cheerful and determined. He worked, worked, worked, and was constantly impelled by the idea that he was always achieving and moving forward. And the rewards came. His single-minded, unfaltering determination, led to him winning the bodybuilding titles, landing the film roles, having the capital to build up a property empire, having the commercial nouse to commercialise concepts borne out of his celebrity status such as Planet Hollywood, as well as giving him the opportunity to experience the reward of giving something back in the form of his pioneering programs to get America fit and encourage deprived kids to take control of their lives through inner-city youth development programs.
The rest as they say is history. Governor of California, ongoing movie career, one of America’s all-time “dream” legends.
I’ve never met the guy, never will. But when you read his life story you can easily conclude two things:
1. He was always aware he had one shot at life.
2. He was buggered if he was going to waste a single second of his time here feeling sorry for himself, blaming other people for shit, doing nothing because life’s unfair; he was just gonna do what was in his power to make it happen.
Take note young and old. This man is a dying breed and should be treasured while he’s still with us.
https://fourminutebooks.com/be-useful-summary/
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British Paralympians.
Or at any rate the wheel chair basketball team.
This bunch of basket cases decided to turn their backs on the national anthem of Israel in the usual bandwagon jumping protest at Israel taking action against a bunch of Palestinian terrorist murderers.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15027291/British-Paralympians-Israeli-national-anthem.html
This bloody nonsense is funded by the UK Government and National Lottery. They are supposed to represent Great Britain, not their own misinformed ideology.
I suggest they watch DVDs on Munich ’72, where Palestinians murdered a load of Israeli athletes at the Olympic village.
Then refund the money to UK tax payers who don’t agree with their infantile antics. Then make the cunts walk home.
It seems the British won the match. They must be wanking themselves legless.
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