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LET’S GET CUNTING!
A nation of dog lovers, but also a bunch of cunts, especially when it comes to Keith Byrne and Sophie Singer.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj5ly46z1jpo.amp
This lovely pair left their elderly boxer, Bentley, home alone without food, while they went on a family holiday.
Concerned neighbours alerted the authorities, and pushed food through the letter box.
Bentley was rescued and taken to a vet, but sadly couldn’t be saved. During the necropsy, the contents of his stomach included food wrappers and a felt tipped pen, ffs.
This charming pair were given suspended sentences. I know where I’d like to suspend them, and from what.
Meathooks and the Forth Road Bridge.
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Ps. This just in.
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/article/2024/may/04/more-than-20-xl-bullies-seized-after-police-raid-sheffield-breeding-farm
Any guesses who/where the breeders are/location of “farm”
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Page Hall?
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Admin, please delete the one in moderation, thank you kindly.
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CYCLISTS…….especially the Lycra clad , pointy headed club riders
I saw this article and was compelled to issue a cunting for the Lycra clad berk who it appears has gotten away with a manslaughter charge , by the looks of it. To quote the article ‘a speeding cyclist (read cunt) involved in a fatal collision with a pensioner could not be prosecuted because speed limits do not apply to bicycles. ‘
Detective Seargeant Ropafadzo Bungo… (what a fuckin moniker that is… D.S Bungo ) goes onto make some very valid points , I don’t want to repeat the article verbatim, suffice to say it’s about time the Law around cyclists was completely overhauled, please read the attached article which explains far better than I can .
P.S. Ropafadzo Bungo , what a fucking moniker😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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A big oops, here’s the attachment https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/05/04/cyclist-escapes-prosecution-after-fatal-collision-with-pens/
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Nomination: Various footie cunts.
To celebrate Ipswich’s return to the top division after twenty-fucking-two years away, I’d like to nominate a group of irritating footie cunts.
VAR: this useless fucking system has wrecked the flow of many a game just so a bunch of twats can sit in an office miles away from the game and decide (usually wrongly) that a striker’s eyelash is a nanometre offside. And such is the inherent bias of the system towards Scouse Cheats FC that LiVARpool regularly trends on Twatter.
Leeds: everyone hates these arrogant bastards who seem to think they have a divine right to be in the Premier league. Numerous disparaging comments about ITFC from Leeds supporters throughout the season. How did that work out for you, cunts? I fucking hope they lose in the playoffs.
Brighton: apparently the rentboys of the south coast are sniffing around Kieren McKenna. Fuck off and find your own promising young coach gaylords. They probably want to bum him.
But without a doubt the biggest football cunt of them all…
Jurgen Klopp: I fucking despise this cunt. Possibly the only person in their world I would physically assault if I was ever in the same room. Has gone completely native in Liverpool and spent the past nine years whinging about how hard done by the bin dippers are despite the ludicrous bias of both the FA and the media towards his shitty club. His latest moan is about too many 12:30pm kickoffs. Fuck off and die, you prick. Thought he going to win a Quadruple and ended up with the tinpot League Cup, a competition so pointless it only entitles the winners to enter into UEFA’s crappy Europa Conference League.
Go ITFC. Aiming for 17th next year!
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cle0wxy466xo
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I`d like to nominate LONDONERS.
Controversial? Not really …
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-68959313
… And thus follows a message to ALL cunters on this site: Don`t even think about nominating Sadiq Khan ever again, because the cunt was voted in for another term: By YOU.
You get what you deserve.
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