Nominations

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11 thoughts on “Nominations”

  1. https://www.kentonline.co.uk/medway/news/id-rather-die-than-go-on-living-like-this-306067/

    fat cunt woman wants tax payer to fund move to larger home as she’s fat and because she’s now fat she has medical issues, which means she can’t walk, shits herself, etc etc.

    oh, snd they own the flat outright they are currently in. editorial is fucking confusing.

    anyhow…..feckless overweight slob now too ill to live in current home. love, the home hasn’t changed….you have. its you that’s the issue. lose some weight and stop blaming the world fir your issues. when you realise your gob hole is bigger than your arsehole the penny may drop.

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  2. John Swinney MSP

    *Deadline Edinburgh, 2nd May 2024*

    Oh dear, oh dear. North of the border, it’s a case of out with the the old, er… in with the old.

    John ‘Mr Personality’ Swinney has thrown his hat into the ring to become the new First Minister after the discredited Humza Youseless threw in the towel. At the same time, another council has declared ‘a housing emergency’, as it is unable to meet the need for affordable rented accommodation.

    When asked what he would actually do about this, Mr Swinney naturally went into SNP default mode of deflecting responsibility away from his own administration’s failings and inadequacies. ‘It’s a big priority’ burbled ‘Ornest Jawn’ (nae fuckin’ shite Sherlock). Sadly, he didn’t see what he could do about it, as it was all the fault of (wait for it!) budget cuts imposed ‘a hostile UK government’.

    ‘We can’t magic money out of thin air’ whined the slaphead twat. So his remedy? Why (stands back in amazement) independence, of course. Naturally, Swinney didn’t offer any indication as to just where the money might actually be magicked up from in the event of that prospect becoming a reality. Nae borther, it’ll be awreet awn tha neet.

    Fuck off and change the record pal, this one’s been broken for years. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss…

    https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/john-swinney-blames-hostile-uk-32720841

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    • Hmm, the article is really amateurish but from what’s described I wonder if there’s more to this story. Issues with overeating usually start early on, not when you’re in your mid 30s. Maybe the horesriding/skiing accidents left her with long term injuries and/or pushed her into a depression which led to comfort eating?

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      • Sorry to break the rules btw admin – the article just got me thinking.

      • agree……although at some stage she must have been in some way fitter …and lighter to go horse riding. but by losing weight a lot of her ill effects and the size of her would reduce. i also cant make out the fact they own their flat, but it is written in a way that implies it is council or association owned.

        my take on it, is she is like a koi carp and will grown to the size or her pond (house/flat) if given a larger one.

  3. I’d like a short sharp cunting for the protesters who prevented a coach from taking illegal cunts to the Bibby Stockholm barge in Dorset.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-68943919

    I don’t want them to be put on a barge in Dorset either, I want anyone who arrives here illegally sent home and their government billed. If you can’t provide ID and won’t tell us where you’re from we will assume it’s Gaza and drop you there.

    Not these cunts though, they want the illegals to be housed and fed etc at everyone else’s expense as a reward for arriving here illegally.

    If you’re an asylum seeker you seek asylum in the first safe nation you enter, you don’t cross continents and multiple safe countries.

    Build camps for the cunts, call them concentration camps if you like, I don’t care.

    The illegals stay in the camps, get fed three meals a day and a dry warm place to sleep and a field to exercise in. Leave the camp without permission and your asylum claim ends there and then.

    The way the system works now just attracts more and more of the cunts. The protesters can all fuck off. They should pay to keep the cunts here if they love them so much.

    Read it and weep…

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  6. Leftie Pro Migrant Protesters

    “Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s Home Affairs correspondent Ron Knee reporting from Peckham, where protestors are trying to block the transfer of migrants from a hotel to the Bibby Stockholm barge. I’m joined by socialite and self-styled social justice warrior Araminta Heymer-Pratt; perhaps you could tell us why you’re here?”

    “Well like okay yah. I mean, I’m not really sure and stuff, but like my besty Portia said it would be jolly fun, shouting ‘all migrants are welcome’, and knocking bobbies’ helmets off and shit, isn’t it? We’re like soooooo hoping to get arrested…”

    “I see. Isn’t there something more constructive you could do, such as get a job?”

    “Golly no. I mean, what good’s a third class degree in Gender and Diversity Studies in today’s job market? Besides *giggle* daddy’s soooooo generous with his ickle girl’s allowance. And you’re forgetting what you said yourself; this is like social and political activism to prevent the fizz (all coppers are bastards, by the way) from implementing oppressive state policies or something. These people can’t go to that place. Portia says that they can’t get a soy latté or an avocado dip there. It’s like worse than Austerlitz, and against health and safety and shit like that”

    “I don’t mean to be rude, but you seem to have little grasp of the situation. For example, aren’t you concerned that unprecedented numbers of migrants are putting severe pressure on the supply of housing and access to the NHS?”

    “Golly I mean I live in Hampstead, and daddy has private medical insurance for us all. It’s like soooooo not my problem”

    “Then you wouldn’t be prepared to make a personal sacrifice by taking a couple of them in and looking after them yourself?”

    “Oh we couldn’t possibly. We’ve only got five bathrooms, so we soooooo don’t have space. And mommy has an allergy…Oh corkers here’s my boyfriend Roddy in his vintage E-type. Isn’t she a beauty? Sozzers and all that, but must dash. We’re off to the Savoy for afternoon tiffin; the smoked salmon savouries are simply divine with a glass of champers…”

    “So there you have it. Another day, another round of vacuous, trendy virtue-signalling. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13375511/Violent-clashes-break-police-swoop-arrest-masked-protesters-blocked-migrants-taken-Bibby-Stockholm-barge-Lime-bikes-let-tyres.html#comments

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