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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Claudia Winkleman
article : https://uk.news.yahoo.com/claudia-winkleman-joins-crufts-channel-123000106.html
Image : https://imgbox.com/SwmhmXT1#
CH4s new ‘star’ signing to it’s already shit Crufts presenting team of Claire ‘horseface’ Balding and Radzi Khuwungathumpa (mop headed wanker)
Where do I start with this Uber Cunt ?
1. Get your fucking fringe cut so you can see where you going without constantly shaking your head to get it out of your eyes.
2. Eat a sandwich you boney cow.
3. Wash some of the 12 layers of orange foundation of your clock. (Are you David Dickinsons love child)
4. What the fuck are you wearing ? ? ? You’re a 54 year old with 3 kids – Why are you dressed in a Black Top, trousers and Boots all 2 sizes too big. You are not a 14 yr old Goth FFS.
5. Stop grinning like a fucking moron.
Claudia comes from the ‘trying too fucking hard’ school of tv presenting. Grinning, open mouthed, zany, “I’m having a great time – this is the best thing ever” – No you’re not. You’re being paid a £riddiculous amount of money to act like a cunt.
No acting needed – you are a fucking cunt.
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Apparently CPR (cardiopulmonary resuscitation) is sexist
It would seems a lot of women have cardiac arrests, but members of the public trained in CPR are put off helping because the mannekins they are trained on don’t have tits, so they are now calling for more of them to have tits to practice on.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly1wk02ylvo
‘New figures show women are less likely than men to receive bystander CPR as many “feel unsure about touching a woman’s chest”, an ambulance service has revealed’
I suspect this really isn’t about not being familiar with a bra and tits being there, but more to the point the ‘patient’ should they survive accusing you of ‘copping a feel’ and getting taken to court, and bystanders thinking you are doing something pervy, videoing it and putting it online, and still ending up in court. However, I am quite happy to ‘give it a go’ even if I haven’t been trained…any excuse to feel some tits!
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Lewis Capaldi.
I am sick to death of this cunt. Sick to the back bloody teeth.
His ubiquity on the radio is beginning to grate on both my ears and my nerves.
The shite stations they have on at certain NHS establishments I have to frequent make sure I cannot escape this bastard.
His songs – for want of a better word – are dog turd of the highest order. First of all, someone should tell this fat fucking cunt that shouting is not – repeat not – singing. He sounds like a strangulated parrot with a megaphone. And, as for his lyrics. Listen to this corker…
‘I swear to God, I’ll survive
If it kills me to.’
Errr…. If it kills you, you won’t survive, will you? Fucking stupid inept fat cunt.
‘I’m gonna get up and try
If it’s the last thing I do.’
Again, if it’s the last thing you do, you will not be surviving anything. Is there a brain in that head of lard, supported by those 30 chins?
Not only is it excruciating shouting, is it shouting words that are absolute crap.
And, I am sick of hearing the useless talentless squawking fat fucker.
Link here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fJI7xydShM
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Not only is it excruciating shouting, it is shouting words that are absolute crap.
And, I am sick of hearing the useless talentless squawking fat fucker.
Please fix, Admin. Thanks.
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Meghan’s mock raspberry jam is a cunt.
Apparently Princess Spakly’s new product is not thick enough to qualify as actual jam, so it is labelled as spread. In an interview on an episode of her universally acclaimed TV series, she explained:
“Technically, it can’t be called jam because jam is equal parts sugar and fruit. I just don’t think you can taste the fruit that way.”
The runny stuff flew off the virtual shelves the moment it went on sale at around a tenner a jar. Gastronomes are united in their view that sultry Meghan (former star of the hit US TV show “Shits”) is a genius who has single-handedly saved us from that stuff sold by the racist Wollygogs.
Read all about how wonderful it is right here:
https://www.today.com/food/trends/meghan-markle-as-ever-raspberry-spread-review-rcna200630
Buy some you cunts, or the Ginger Prince gets it.
PS Why not try some on your Chiggun?
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