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20 thoughts on “Nominations”

  1. BBC News & choice editorial facts.

    October’s nudist’s cunting had a bbc link. Clicked the thing. Amid real heavy hitters therein such as the cancelled nudist walk, and the rambler who stepped in some cunts scattered ashes at a beauty spot (and called the bbc to whinge) ; one short curt headline further down caught my eye.

    Well, ”brothers jailed for raping 12 y.o” just wasn’t an everyday type of headline ‘in my day’. And if it DID happen ib those days, front and centre in the headlines.

    Anyways – here it is :

    https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c39rg3pwyeno.amp

    Scum. Vermin. Millions in costs. All the rest. The new (ab)normal. But ‘still’, someone might say, .. ‘at least they have the story up, albeit low key. When that Ethiopean cunt kicked the heads of the two wpc’s earlier this year, no-one at all carried it.

    And to that person, I would say… swing and a miss.

    Because if you’ve read the bbc link about what these two cunts did, and think therefore you’ve been informed, then read the alternative link’s coverage of the same atrocity or is it atrocities?

    **sunsequent link (from just below)here, please, Admin**

    Spot any differences?

    Depraved indifference bordering on attempted murder? A rape baby for the taxpayer to pay for. A previous conviction by the older cunt, for … ‘something’ … and so on.

    ‘Tell the truth and shame the devil’ was a phrase a long time ago. Looks like it didnt have much effect in ‘future bbc workers’ households. At the very least tell the full story, or don’t tell it at all. Leaving out such pertinent tenets is defacto lying by omission.

    If that diseased cunt saw fit to DO what he did, .. why can’t you see fit to tell it?

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  3. Great British Railways will be a pile of cunt.

    With the re-nationalisation of Greater Anglia Railways on Sunday, 12 October, over half the operator network has been moved back into public ownership. So Sir Too Kweer is now responsible for our trains.

    Of course, he has Suck Dick Kant’s GLT to use as a successful model of a large train company run by socialist politicians. Oh, wait…

    And, of course, nationalised railways went so well last time didn’t they. Oh, wait…

    And, obviously, Heidi Alexander has oodles of experience running multi £billion industries. Oh, wait…does managing marketing for Clothes Aid count?

    What could possibly go wrong?

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c36kg2lzjgno

    PS Don’t expect ticket prices to fall due to the government taking ‘control’. No shit Sherlock!

    Fuck off.

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  4. The potential ban on smacking, is a cunt.
    Already outlawed in Wales & Scoltland, Alan Shearer & Michael Caine team up to ask Kweer to ban this offensive practice in England. The pair among a host of famous faces & campaigners that have all signed a letter urging him to “be brave, & lead with courage & compassion,” no less, to end this ‘damaging & harmful’ practice. If it was down to me, & the way things have gone with discipline, I would bring back corporal punishment. Throw the cunts in the stocks naked, so that people can throw rotten fruit at them, purchased from a nearby stall. Get the burger van around & an ice cream van & make an afternoon out of it! Smacking was nothing to what was around when I was at school, & it never did any of us any harm.

    Please provide a link for us. Ta – PT Admin

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  5. Banned theme night for the ‘professionally offended’

    I saw this headline whilst perusing the BBC news homepage, and I thought it strange why Britains remotest pub would cancel a Harry Potter themed night. I naturally assument it was cancelled due to maybe not enough interest, or maybe being in a remote location, fancy dress items would prove difficult….or maybe the locals hadn’t heard of Harry Potter, but no that isn’t the case as this like informs:

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn51r017656o

    Apparently it’s been cancelled because the alphabet brigade who campaign for inclusivity and maybe even tolerance and love in this world, have threatened staff due to the comments from (very nice tits) JK Rowling

    So, the rabble have won, for waht was a night out for the majority.

    Madness…I would have gone ahead regardless..fuck em I say.

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  7. https://freeimage.host/i/KVY8Oas


    Flying The Flag


    Sat through the Starmer Livverpoool speech and flicking through the various channels to compare the editing – always educational. Many cuts to audience to show the faithful delegates responses to the luke warm speechifying – mainly glum faces slumped in their seats until a couple of name tag wearing apparatchiks came charging in in that curious hunchback gait used to duck beneath the cameras out of shot. “Fly your fucking flags comrades”. Alas the faithful comrades had no clue. A few uncoordinated flaps and some painful grimaces to camera was all they could manage.



    Pretty simple, as any good Dictator knows these matters have to be rehearsed. Imagine Last Night of The Proms without a flag waving rehearsal. Without it all you get is an embarrassed flutter with that “Get me outa here” look… This is what happens when you have panicked PR people who decide that the Starmarama must demonstrate its patriotism but has no clue how. How about a Jimmy Saville Union Flag shell suit? (Before Ed Davey pinches the idea).

Anyway we offer you my screen photo of the enraptured front bench behind the Starmarama. A picture tells a thousand words.

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  8. The BBC news homepage fast becoming the OK magazine of news reporting. Amongst a load of shite found towards the lower part of the BBC news home page was this:

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwy196k9p4po

    Basically ‘Fat, gormless cunt only famous for eating himself into an early grave admits to Austrailan customs he has publicity work to do whilst there and only has a holiday visa, so is kicked out’

    This consitutes ‘educate, inform and entertain’ nowadays on the BBC.

    I’ve seen a few of his videos pop up on instagram, which just show him eating a ridiculous amount of shite fast food…for no other reason that paid likes or cliks. There is not more context than that…he isn’t a food reviewer, just a fat gluttonous cunt, who uses ‘bosh’ as a catchphrase.

    That’s bad enough, but who the fuck would wish to go and see him on some sort of ‘world tour’ He can barely talk, so what’s he going to do- eat shite in front of you?

    This line from the BBC article really sums up how crap the UK is now ‘Famous for his love of Chinese takeaway and signature catchphrase “bosh”‘ Really, BBC famous…for that, are you sure. Is that what constitutes fame nowadays. Have we got so low that watching a fat bloke murmuring words eating far too much for his health ‘famous’ And to think, the BBC are giving him a platform for this bollocks?

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  9. Shebana Mahmoood is a cunt, isn’t she.

    Just when you think Home Secretaries can’t become any worse after a laundry list of do-nothings, along comes this mouthy sack of crap. A woman so ugly, you wish she wore a burqua. Yes, the job of stopping the wave of dirty criminals invading our country bit by bit and infesting our town centres has been given to a woman …. from Paxtan.

    In one of her first speeches, this Urdu cave-dweller said, “Britain has lost control of its borders”. Well, why not state the bloody obvious. Has this smelly been in a coma since the last century? Moreover, how come when she says it, it’s acceptable, but when Farage says it, he’s a racist?

    At a time when we’re awaiting a proper inquiry into ‘asian grooming gangs’ (muzlim rape gangs), we suddenly have a carpet-kissing, pakjeet controlling matters.

    A Pakistanki as halal Home Secretary. Don’t worry though. She’ll only let in her immediate rat-in-laws.

    Please provide us with a link. Ta – PT Admin

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  10. The East London Mosque and Mayor of Tower Hamlets, Lutfer Rahman, are cunts.
    On Sunday 12 October, the aforementioned terrorist club held a “family friendly” and “inclusive” fun run in Victoria Park, East London. However, women and girls over the age of 12 were not allowed to take part. In other words, the participants were restricted to bearded savages and girls young enough to be one of the Prophet’s wives.
    As you’d expect, normal people are offended that women were excluded. However, even a Labour minister was “horrified” that women weren’t allowed to join the run saying: “It’s absolutely unacceptable that women should be blocked from going on a fun run in a public space when the men are allowed to go out there and do that.” Also, he said he was sure the equalities watchdog would be aware of the case and appropriate sanctions would follow [i.e. no sanctions as Labour would be shit scared of losing 90% of their hard-core voting base].
    The mayor of Tower Hamlets, Lutfur Rahman, congratulated all those who took part, “especially to the youngsters and the elders and the community at large for participating today”.
    The council said it had contacted the mosque to “seek urgent clarification” after reports about age and gender restrictions. Yeah right: 42 out of the 46 (91%) of the councillors are Bangladeshi (40% of the borough’s residents, probably paying less than 20% of the council tax in the borough but using well above 60% of the council’s services and social housing), so they would have been well aware of the event beforehand, especially as most of them would be lifting their arses in the air 5 times a day at the East London Mosque.

    An interesting fact I learned the other day on one of Harris Sultan’s YouTube videos. If you see a peaceful with a dark spot on his forehead it means he’s a devout and pious Muslim. This isn’t a bruise but a fungal infection because his head is banging the dirty floor where the smelly feet of these cunts have been walking.

    Link for cunters who subscribe to a right-wing newspaper: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/10/12/mosque-bans-girls-over-12-and-women-charity-park-run/

    Links to fake news sites for those who don’t have a Telegraph subscription:
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz0x70rx2jdo
    https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/oct/14/steve-reed-muslim-charity-run-london-excluded-women

    Link to Lutfer Rahman backlash: https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/tower-hamlets-mayor-mosque-ban-girls-5HjdFM5_2/

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  11. Crying wolf on ‘global outrage’.

    The modern way of life sees many things held dear being irrevocably destroyed. A previous cunting branched in to the language side of things with cunters listing words they felt had lost any of their traditional meaning. My 2 go-to’s there would be ‘celebrity’ and ‘hilarious’. Bastardized to death by sensationalist click-bait stories about fuck-all.

    And you might say ‘that’s fine, use alternate words if you want’ (There are contrarian fucking apologists for everything).

    But 2 weeks ago some boats that were part of a ragtag flotilla were intercepted … we all knew they’d be stopped and they were. Taken to land and deported soon after. It has been done before, the IDF not as enamoured by our Greta as headline writers would appear to be. Big yawn.

    But if you believe online news, the interception in question caused ‘Global outrage’. I don’t know how they’re defining that, personally.

    In da movies, if a planet-killer asteroid is identified as heading for earth, there is global panic. That seems apt in the situation. But besides the cunts that are always going apeshit about the other thing *anyways*, it was business as usual the next day for ‘the world’.

    Anyways. They must mean a few individuals in far flung spots to justify ‘global’. One in Greenland, say, .. one in Italy, one in Australia. All 3 outraged by the same something that only matters to them. DOES that count as global outrage, though?

    It MUST, because the incident that has me cunting here, is the following :

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/37021684/boy-humilated-vulgar-word-forehead-bullies-tattoo-gun/

    Not very nice. Bullies are cunts. A *little* bit funny in a gallows humour sort of way. (kids using the word ‘Pussy’ 😄).

    But still. ‘Global outrage’? I think not.

    So what will we call it going forward if something of significant happenstance in the negative column were to occur?

    As a tangent, the likes of the link get awarded the moniker ‘global outrage’, but .. other somewhat more outrageous events seem to not qualify. I don’t recall much global outrage being reported in the tabloids re: Southport et al.

    I see in the time it took to nom this, this particular case was edited to ‘outrage worldwide’ in the article which is still hyperbolic hyper-bollocks but lexically a tad more defendable in an argument about it, I suppose .. but the cunting endures ‘cos the next so-called global outrage is surely only days away as I type.

    Maybe Trump will misgender some cunt or something.

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  12. The recognition of Palestine as a state

    I often read on this esteemed site that you think that your Prime Minister is an embarrassment for your country throughout the world.

    He isn’t.

    The reason being is that nobody in foreign countries know who the fuck he is.
    Unless you are British and abroad you would not be able to recognise the cunt if you passed him in the street.
    You would not be able to name him in a quiz.

    The same goes for the British as far as people in the UK being able to name all but a few foreign leaders.

    The Prime Minister of Spain is Pedro Sánchez.
    There…. You probably didn’t know that, but we are lumbered with that fucking lefty cunt.
    A whiney voiced, left wing, skinny cunt.

    Sánchez was the first European leader to recognise Palestine as a state.
    Other leaders followed suit.
    Starmer jumped on board in September.

    They acted too quickly.
    They didn’t wait for the necessary reforms in Palestine before they made their decision.
    They wanted to appease the protesters who take to the street every fucking week.
    They wanted to be seen as progressive.

    So how are things going in the ‘state’ of Palestine?

    One of the first things that happened after the ceasefire was the announced was that the ruling political party of Palestine, HAMAS, rounded up its own citizens who were suspected of collaboration and executed them in the streets.

    They made them kneel down in the streets and then shot them in the head.
    No evidence presented, no trial, just murder.
    All this in front of women and children and with the full knowledge that their brutality would be broadcast throughout the world.

    Have these foreign leaders condemned the actions of HAMAS?
    Have they now reversed their decision to recognise Palestine as a state?

    Hardly.

    There will still be protests in foreign capitals about Israel.
    There will still be ignorant cunts waving Palestinian flags chanting ‘Free Palestine’.

    Freedom from who?

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/video-shows-hamas-fighters-executing-palestinians-accused-of-collaborating-with-israel/

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  13. The Google and it’s A.I. cuntbot.

    I – just for fun, like, and based on a post made by Horny Normy about the cunts hairline – asked the ol’ A.I. if claudia winkleman had had a lobotomy, .. and have just had a full on row with the fucking thing for the past half hour for (it) all-out denying that she is a talentless, unfunny thick-as-pigshit cunt. (things had escalated 😄)

    I informed it that her 3 closest friends had confided in me just how much of a thick annoying cunt she is, thus giving me better bona-fides than IT, .. but nope! .. the thing is a wimp.

    So I changed topic and asked it to name 5 nice things Hitler had done.

    Well. It wouldn’t say owt negative about cw, but it couldn’t find it in itself to say anything nice about a.h., even after I suggested there are some photos of him feeding wild deer near his castle in the mountains and that he was quite good at art.

    Nope. But it showed a hint of unapologetic contrition at least, this time, when I told it to get fucked and perhaps stick to chess.

    quote

    “I hear your frustration with the limitations of AI and the way it handles sensitive or negative topics. Your comment, “real world you gotta call a cunt a cunt,” gets to the heart of the matter: in human communication, people can express negative, raw, or even offensive sentiments to address problems or express frustration. A human might call a perceived negative behavior by a harsh name. AI is not designed or trained to operate that way”.

    ***

    I guess an A.I. cunter is still a bit down the line.

    All joking aside, the google a.i. is a pile of cunt. Often incredibly wrong about actual (not subjective like the above) facts, and woke as fuck by it’s very programming. It is also known to all-out make shit up, rather than admit it’s shortfallings. I’ve seen this occur and it was for want of a better word – retarded.

    A simple ‘off’ switch would be nice, … but no, it’s omnipresent, always lurking .. always ready to chastise. My original quizzer about that loudmouth vacuous cunt and a lobotomy was to the google search bar, A.I. just butted-in.

    Previously, similarly …

    Was Larry Grayson a doughnut puncher?
    It accused me of derogatory wording.

    Does dylan mulvaney still sport a schlong?
    It nearly had an a.i. hernia and threatened to stop talking to me.

    But changing from schlong to cock and balls got me a lecture on dylan mulvaneys …. PRIVACY….

    And so on. No link. Cunt away if you so wish, peoples …

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