Nominations


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12 thoughts on “Nominations

  1. The yin and yang of international tourist drug addiction and an unusual yet pleasing response from the Far East..

    “The night before her flight to Japan, Izabel Rose consumed the last of her large stash of ketamine with the genuine intention of having “one last hurrah”.

    Daily use of the drug had started to seriously affect her health.

    Crying and in pain, she thought she’d hit rock bottom and desperately hoped that during this month-long trip, she’d get clean.

    But wait !!

    It seems “lessons haven’t been learnt”..

    She said: “As soon as I landed in Japan…I was on my phone, trying to source drugs.”

    That decision, made in the grip of her ketamine addiction, put her in a Japanese prison for five months.”..

    Izzy said she “can’t explain the fear” of finding Japanese police at her hotel door early in the morning, with a warrant to seize her phone and laptop.

    She was interrogated for 24 hours and taken to the Osaka Detention Centre where she was prosecuted, and would then spend the following five months in solitary confinement.

    For the first month she had a total communication ban, but that was eventually lifted because she fully complied with the prosecution process.

    Even then, Izzy was not allowed phone calls. She could only write letters, which would take a month to send and another to receive a reply because they were translated and checked by the Japanese authorities.

    So the Japs don’t fuck about then?

    On the one hand you have a sobbing middle class English junkie….on the other the Jap police,who don’t give a fuck.

    A tricky cunting for sure..junkies are cunts but the Imperial Japanese Army and their government were cunts of historical magnitude…

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly5xy73jp8o

    Unit 731 Oven.

  2. The staggering bullshit of Modern Britain and Our BBC.

    I read this “article” with my usual disdain but also interested as to how the complete idiocy of those involved would be “dressed up”..

    I’m pleased to say everyone indeed in this mess are total cunts.

    A two year old African toddler falls into a river,is carried off by the current and drowns..

    Important questions surely follow:

    Who was looking after him and why did they fail to see the danger?

    Did nobody realise Africans are fucking hopeless?

    Float like concrete?

    No no no…instead the authorities apologise for..

    “Leicester Coroner’s Court heard it took an hour to tell Xielo’s mum Kayela Smith that her son had fallen into water.”…

    Chief Investigating Officer Hames told jurors it was the “largest search that has ever been undertaken by Leicestershire Police”, and “one of the largest water searches ever undertaken in the United Kingdom”…

    All because the victims idiotic relatives couldn’t look after a two year old,were apparently struck dumb and/or too busy with chiggun to contact the boys mother and father,probably because they all spoke different dialects.

    Excuses excuses excuses,all someone else’s fault and another degenerate ethnic sob story of shite.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c7v0p73d6qeo

    A fucking full regatta of cunts.

  3. The English Channel Dinghy Enquiry.

    The Cranston Enquiry has just published its report into the sinking of a “migrant” dinghy in the Channel..

    “The deaths of at least 30 people who drowned while attempting to cross the English Channel in 2021 could have been avoided, an inquiry has found.

    The dinghy they were travelling on became swamped and capsized in the early hours of 24 November 2021, in what became the deadliest Channel small boat incident on record.

    Only two people survived, and were found almost 12 hours after they called for help..”

    The victims set off from a beach near Dunkirk in France and came from a number of countries, including Iraq, Somali, Ethiopia, Egypt and Afghanistan…dear dear me.

    Apparently there aren’t enough ships and aircraft constantly on patrol to stop the feral cunts drowning.

    The report recommended the Coastguard gives specific training to its staff about how to deal with small boats, as well as investing in new technology..

    As yet another bonus for us the Enquiry has been translated into seven languages.

    It seems certain whoever gets the bill for this Enquiry won’t be delighted.

    Finally,thankfully,the French coastguard have been approached for comment.

    Oh good.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgp2w95n93o

    PS:
    The Enquiry has its own website as well.

  4. The Chiggun.

    Another heart warming story of our gloriously diversified nations love of fried chiggun.

    Printing Mistry informs us that “Sumayyah Zara Sillah’s eyes light up as she takes hold of a takeaway box filled to the brim with strips of golden-coated Nashville-style hot tenders, dripping with sauce.

    “I try to be healthy,” says the 19-year-old nursing student, smiling with her order from Leicester takeaway Ragin’ Bird. “But I like it so much.”

    This wonderful piece of research should further our understanding of why the paki and wôg are so addicted to The Chiggun.

    We can now hopefully intensify the research within the infested ghettos where such delicacies abound…and positively encourage the cunts to eat as much of it as possible.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yvnqqv9n2o

    Dear me what a barrel of greasy trash it all is.

    Air fried Oven.

    • Just realised I’ve just seconded your original cunting, Tez.
      The dark personage being canonised by the Beeb for guzzling artery furring chiggen, Also, the decline of the classic English chip shop.

      ‘Research; into how cunts like that and other fat black fuckers eat such shit. Unbelivable.

  5. Fried Chicken and the demise of the English Chippy.

    Fried chiggen is booming on the high street as the traditional Fish and Chip shop is in decline.

    Well, there could be a number of reasons for this…

    The amount of ‘ethnics’ who now infest every British high street.
    And, that includes those who run these takeaway shitholes. As well as the cunts who eat the shit.

    Also, thick as mince Gen-Z phone zombies see KFC and other grease traps as modern day shrines.

    And, as Fish and Chips are nigh on unaffordable now (a fiver near enough for a small chips and curry!), that doesn’t help either. Prices rocketed during Covid, and they have not come down since then.

    However, mongs on Tik Tok and the hordes of dark personae are really to blame for yet another piece of British tradition being eroded away.

    As the woman on the BBC site says ‘You can’t go wrong wit da fried chiggen!’

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yvnqqv9n2o

  6. Coach meat.

    Unrefridgerated coach meat is a cunt, as are other undocumented things crossing the channel but on an island with some of the best meat in the world, be it Scotch beef, Welsh lamb, English swan, who exactly was this warm bus meat intended for?

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2026/02/08/how-britain-became-a-dumping-ground-for-illegal-meat/

    Certainly can’t imagine those who packed the bus with meat being very keen to eat it or even sell it to their own so it would probably have ended up spinning in kebab shop windows for the drunken market, I wonder if they would even bother adding salt and spices to hide the rancid notes added by its long bus trip.

    Of course this coach will be a one off example of customs/border force/welcoming parties/mobile phone and accomodation providers actually intercepting and destroying something.

    So who had a kebab at the weekend? Did it taste a bit funny or was it just the home grown scraps, fat, gristle and bone. Did it cause just the right amount of change on the Bristol stool chart or was it straight to level 1?

  7. Deletion of the past is a cunt – unless you are Too Kweer of course..

    The UK’s largest court reporting archive is being deleted even as I type. Why, on orders from the maxist controlled UK Government:

    https://dailysceptic.org/2026/02/09/government-orders-deletion-of-uks-largest-court-reporting-archive/

    I wonder why? Could it be anything to do with needing to erase the past misdeeds of foreign cunts imported to murder and rape the indigenous population as part of the cultural enrichment process? Nah, can’t be that.

    Nothing to see here. Eat shit, in the dark, and be grateful.

  8. Paper carrier bags are cunts.

    I bought a new pair of walking boots today . They came in a large box, so when asked if I wanted a bag, I said yes please.
    I was then presented with a flimsy brown paper bag with handles. It felt like it would rip if anything heavier than a couple of oranges went in it. I looked outside to confirm that, yes, it was still raining ( being Somerset in February, not unusual).
    The bag had started to deteriorate before I reached the end of the road. The choice was to put the box on my head like a tribeswoman, or buy another bag for 30p in the nearest supermarket.
    Obviously another green initiative, although they could have saved money and ink by not having their logo and contact details on the brown paper bag. But as usual, not dealing with the realities of life.

    I have probably missed the point in that I was supposed to get a warm glow of altruism for sporting the flimsy article. I should have pointed it out to all the people on the 376 bus coming back from Wells. At least I would have got a seat to myself. What a load of unmitigated cunt.

  9. Recyclinjg Crap:

    Our ever vigilant bunch of old women in governemtn, local and national, are concerned that “recycling” remains stubbornly at 45%, where it has been for several years, so they have come up with a ripping new wheeze: From March 31st paper must be separated from cardboard, but hand on – what about those flimsy post cards we sometimes receive from exotic locations like Southend, or even somewhere more exotic like Luton?. Those sometimes very thick paper adverts insurance companies like to send out. Paper sack or cardboard sack?. What a decision to make – fuck it, let;s just dump everything in a black plastic sack and then recycling will fall. I couldn’t be bothered to fuck about and I doubt many people will:

    https://www.aol.co.uk/news/paper-cardboard-recycled-separately-march-143738895.html

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